Please note that ONLY Windows and Macintosh computers can perform this action. Since Linux Operating Images are unable to use the Internets, this action would be impossible for them. Also, this guide should only be used and followed by someone technically competent and/or a responsible adult. By using this guide you agree that CNN, Ltd. does not resume any or all fault for damages to your Computer or the Internets as a result of this guide.

 

Hello and welcome. Today we learn how to reformat the Internets. We all know where the Internets is, but we do not all know how the Internets is. To reformat, first you must find your Internets Protocol (IP) address.

 

An IP address is a series of 0's and 1's called a Binary String. To locate this String, first Click on the Start button in the lower left-hand corner of the screen (the Apple logo for Macintoshes). Find the "RUN" option. If you cannot find the "RUN" option, open the "SEARCH" option and type in "RUN"; you should see some results. After you open the "RUN" interface, type in "Telnet" (For Windows 98 and earlier, please type in "MSDOS"; for Macintosh, please type in "Kernel"). At this point there should be a black box on your screen. This is Telnet. Type in "Display" to view your current Internets Information. Included here should be your IP Address; it will be in the format of XXX.XXX.XXX.XXX for IP v.4 or XX.XX.XXX.XX.XXX for IP v.5. Most people have IP v.4 installed. If you wish to view more information please type in "Status" and press enter. Be sure to exit Telnet properly by typing in "Exit".

 

Now that we have your IP Address, the next step is to Connect to the Internets. If you have an Internets Service Provider (ISP) please disregard this, if you do not please download the latest "Internets Connection Wizard" from microsoft.com (apple.com for Macintoshes). Start-up the Wizard and you should be assigned an ISP and be able to Connect to the Internets. Now that we all have Internets, open up your Operating System's default browser, Mozilla Firefox for Windows and Konqueror for Macintosh. At this point you will be prompted for a User Name and/or Password. Enter the ones you provided durng the most recent running of the Internets Connection Wizard. You are now Connect to the Internets, good job.

 

Now that you have access to the Internets, you should be able to reformat them. To do this, you will need to perform several searches on Search Engines. Popular and recommended Engines include: search.com and ask.com. Please do not try to use Google Search, Inc. on Windows machines as they are currently incompatible. Once you have downloaded and loaded the Search Engine of your choice, you must search for the Router that has the Reformat capability you are looking for. Routers typically begin with the IP Adress 192.168.0.xxx. If the reformat does not work for you, please visit routers.com to identify the IP Address of the router you are trying to access. To search for the router type in the Search String as "reformat" and type in the Server String as "192.168.0.*" The "*" allows for many possible search returns, up to 50; this function is complicated so I will not bother to explain it. The full search should read as, "search:reformat&server:192.168.0.*". To complete the search, press the enter key on your keyboard, or for graphical Search Engines click the "Search" button. The correct router for reformatting should appear, click on it. The rest is simple. An Interface should appear. Click on the "Reformat" tab, and then now the "Reformat" button. Congratulations! You have reformatted the Internets!

I approve.

  -dt said:

I approve.

 

HOLY SHIT WHATS UP DAWG

Hey I tried it and it totally wor

 

telnet: connect to address 192.168.1.107: No route to host

telnet: Unable to connect to remote host: No route to host.

I didn't click this thread expecting it to contain 5 paragraphs of fuck all.

FAG YOU THINK I CAN BE ARSED TO READ YOUR N00B INFO GO CHOKE ON YOUR MOTHERS PENIS

Kraizer has yet to post anything remotely funny.

Thank you for the update kraizer

kraizer - I appreciate the intel and I will surely use this to my advantage when the dark ages arrive.

kraizer I am very much delighted with your recent performance on the forum, however, I would like to see more activity coming from you.

 

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kraizer ftw

Welcome back kraizer! It's good to know the Internets are safe once more.