May 16, 200421 yr 16. Javier Halos, 27 years old, was killed by his landlord for failing to pay his rent for eight years (yes, eight years). Landlord Kirk Weston clubbed the victim to death with a toilet seat after he realized just how long it had been since Mr. Halos paid his rent. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA this one is sad and horribly ironic and slightly funny too 19. Debby Mills-Newbroughton, 99 years old, was killed as she crossed the road. She was to turn 100 the next day but, crossing the road with her daughter to go to her own birthday party, her wheel chair was hit by the truck delivering her birthday cake.
May 16, 200421 yr 9. Helena Simms, wife of the famous American Nuclear Scientist Harold Simms, was killed by her husband after she had an affair with the neighbor. Over a period of three months, Harold substituted Helena's eye shadow with a uranium composite that was highly radioactive, until she died of radiation poisoning. Although she suffered many symptoms, including total hair loss, skin welts, blindness, extreme nausea and even had an ear lobe drop off, the victim never attended a doctor's surgery or hospital for a check up. holy fuck that owns
May 16, 200421 yr 3. Mary Dridely, Joseph Coles and Haven Gillies were killed as they walked past a New York apartment building. David Smee, aged 7, and his 6 year old sister were left alone in their 27th floor hotel room by their parents as they went to the hotel's gaming room. Bored, the kids though it would be fun to try to squish the "ant looking things on the foot path below" (people). They started by throwing fruit, then quickly graduated to chairs, televisions, even the drawers from the bedroom dresser.
May 16, 200421 yr sp0rk']19. Debby Mills-Newbroughton' date=' 99 years old, was killed as she crossed the road. She was to turn 100 the next day but, crossing the road with her daughter to go to her own birthday party, her wheel chair was hit by the truck delivering her birthday cake.[/quote'] ROFLAMO AHAHAHAHH
May 16, 200421 yr this is the next reply down. Sorry, B-Man, but I have to kill your fun. The list that you posted is fake. Still funny, but it is a fake. http://www.snopes.com/humor/jokes/fbitop20.htm still funny tho, #20 was the sickest
May 17, 200421 yr 8. Military Sergeant John Joe Winter killed his "two timing wife" by loading her car with Trintynitrate explosive (similar to C4). The Ford Taurus she was driving was filled with 750 kilograms of explosive, forming a force twice as powerful as the Oklahoma Bombing. The explosion was witnessed by several persons, some up to 14 kilometers away. No trace of the car or the victim were ever found, only a 55 meter deep crater and 500 meters of missing road. forming a force twice as powerful as the Oklahoma Bombing hold on. forming a force twice as powerful as the Oklahoma Bombing one more time? forming a force twice as powerful as the Oklahoma Bombing oh, you're serious. What?? You think this huge fucking event would have had some kind of media coverage at some point. A google search for this guy's name reveals one result, and it's about computer programming. Do you realize the implications of a crater that is more than a quarter of a mile wide? A blast two times as powerful as one of the (easily) top 10 most media-covered events of the decade? Fuck. I hate things like this. This would have been a good read if they weren't fake.
May 17, 200421 yr 14. Megan Fri, 44 years old, was killed by 14 state troopers after she wandered onto a live firing, fake town simulation. Seeing the troopers all walking slow down the street, Megan jumped out in front of them and yelled, "Boo!" The troopers, thinking she was a pop up target, fired 67 shots between them, over 40 of them hitting their target. "She just looked like a very real looking target," one of the troopers stated in his report. that made me giggle :gaykeke: 9. Helena Simms, wife of the famous American Nuclear Scientist Harold Simms, was killed by her husband after she had an affair with the neighbor. Over a period of three months, Harold substituted Helena's eye shadow with a uranium composite that was highly radioactive, until she died of radiation poisoning. Although she suffered many symptoms, including total hair loss, skin welts, blindness, extreme nausea and even had an ear lobe drop off, the victim never attended a doctor's surgery or hospital for a check up. and thats an awesome way to get back at someone
