Posted August 6, 200816 yr Hello and welcome. Today's discussion will be an eye opener, I'm sure. (Or an eye sore, haha!) I would like to start off by stating my claim: Every Human Being is unhappy. That's right: dissatisfied with life, feeling blue, down in the dumps. In this discussion I will not be discussing plant life or insects, as well as any non living creature. Okay, let's get to it. You. When was the last time you smiled? When you saw that movie you've been waiting for? When you bought your shiny new luxury sedan? When you laid your woman down and made a life commitment with her? Probably all of these apply to you. But all of these things share something in common; they are material gains. Without these stimulations of the mind and occupations of time humans would never smile, never be happy or content. We would be restless and depressed. We would be bored and have nothing to talk about. We might even drive ourselves to insanity. Animals, excluding humans that is, are naturally happy. They have no television or music to stimulate them. They hunt, eat, and sleep. They rest of their life they are dormant or inactive. They do nothing. However there are no clinical records showing any cases of insanity among animals, other than those infected with rabies or a similar disease. Animals do a great deal of nothing, but are entirely satisfied. The typical human could do nothing for about 5 seconds, before nodding off to sleep or attempting to find some sort of mental stimulation. The proof is out there, folks. Humans with nothing to do often become depressed. This often leads to suicide. Not to long ago, in fact, a young boy was found dead from suicide due to the loss of an iPod. Without his music, he could just not bear to live. There have been literally hundreds upon thousands of similar cases internationally each year! Some humans become so bored, so depressed that they often incite other human beings to murder them. That's right, the only way that people have ever died is by sickness, suicide, or encouraged homicide. People are responsible for their own deaths. Example: Little Johnny is grounded and cannot play his Super Nintendo anymore. He becomes depressed and recruits Joe Brownman to come kill him. All murders are really that simple. And it lays proof to my claim. The murder is relief to the boy because his boredom is replaced by fear and anxiety, and the killer is entertained by his blood lust. Even the parent who grounded Johnny was in on it. She knew that her son would be murdered so she purposely took away his SNES games. Now the mourning occupies her mind where depression once reigned. Alas there is a hope, a slimmer of light that can alight mankind's dilemma. A new pill is currently in the works that will relieve humans of their addiction to mental stimulation and allow them to return to their natural 'animal' instincts. The pill is a US Government project and is being made of synthesized animal DNA being reproduced in live laboratory animals. The pill is expected to be marketable over-the-counter in early 2009, will be needed to be taken only twice daily, and will be available in 5 different flavors. But can this pill truly wipe out the years long addiction to all entertainment? No, in my opinion, it will not.
August 6, 200816 yr Author KonArtis;578140']::yawn:: I hope your intent was to agree with me because you have only proved my point.
August 6, 200816 yr I smile and laugh pretty much all day every day. If you don't then you seriously need to sort your life out. I love what I do, I love who I am with, and I love myself. A pill is not your answer. Stop being a lazy fucking asshat. Figure out what is wrong, then come up with and implement solutions to the problem. If you need more stimuli get yourself some good hobbies, and a good career that you enjoy. If you are ever bored, you don't need a pill, you need to get off your fucking ass and do something that you like. If you don't have a job that you enjoy going to, then get off your fucking lazy ass and get into a career field that you like. Too many people, especially in America, turn to outside shit to solve their problems for them. If you aren't physically or mentally retarded you have already been given everything you could possibly need in life to succeed and enjoy every minute you are given. If you aren't succeeding, enjoying yourself, and keeping it at a consistent level -- GET OFF YOUR LAZY FUCKING ASS AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. Edited August 6, 200816 yr by Captian
August 6, 200816 yr Here is a theory for you: you are a woman. You don't shut the fuck up. You think people give a shit about you. Go make me a fucking sandwich and shut your dirty whore mouth.
August 6, 200816 yr Alas there is a hope, a slimmer of light that can alight mankind's dilemma. A new pill is currently in the works that will relieve humans of their addiction to mental stimulation and allow them to return to their natural 'animal' instincts. The pill is a US Government project and is being made of synthesized animal DNA being reproduced in live laboratory animals. The pill is expected to be marketable over-the-counter in early 2009, will be needed to be taken only twice daily, and will be available in 5 different flavors. But can this pill truly wipe out the years long addiction to all entertainment? No, in my opinion, it will not. IS IT CALLED SOMA BY ANY CHANCE? PS: HUMANS>ANIMALS. THAT IS ALL.
August 6, 200816 yr Ho_Chi_Man;578168']PS: HUMANS>ANIMALS. THAT IS ALL. Humans ARE animals, you dumb shit. Correct phrasing: Humans > all other animals.
August 6, 200816 yr Humans ARE animals, you dumb shit. Correct phrasing: Humans > all other animals. OH THX I DIDN'T NO THT
August 7, 200816 yr Ho_Chi_Man;578245']OH THX I DIDN'T NO THT ITS ALRIGHT. JUST TRY NOT TO DO IT AGAIN. THX. :O_o::gaysex::gaykeke:
