August 7, 200816 yr nice chuck Norris jokes, these were in style 15 months ago..... http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums/not-funny/1/Funnay_Off_to_the_left.jpg
August 9, 200816 yr The system works because Chuck Norris tells it to work Chuck Norris doesn't need a test suite. The test suite needs Chuck Norris. CPUs run faster to get away from Chuck Norris Chuck Norris normalizes all schema just by inserting random data Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors Packets travel faster than the speed of light for Chuck Norris, but he can still catch them Chuck Norris has Internet 3 Check Norris can parse invalid XML Chuck Norris can break Moore's Law Chuck Norris's brain is his revision control, and it works better than git Chuck Norris breaks out of loops with his feet. Chuck Norris has no use for rand - his values were always meant to be. If you eval Chuck Norris code it punches you in the face. It takes Chuck Norris code 1 second to sleep 2. Chuck Norris has no memory limit. What Chuck Norris does not bless, Chuck Norris kills. The ChuckNorris::Roundhouse module has no dependencies. Only justice. Chuck Norris has no need for Acme::Bleach. He looks at the screen and the text runs away. There is only one way to do it. The Chuck Norris way. Chuck Norris can finish an infite loop in 1.3 seconds. Code written by Chuck Norris cannot be optimized. Chuck Norris doesn't need compilers nor editors. He roundhouse kicks the disk and the bytecode appears. Chuck Norris doesn't use GOTO. Code comes to him. Chuck Norris had a brief conversation with Donald Knuth in the early 60s. Donald is still writing about it. Chuck Norris was once angry at the world. So he created Windows. 90% of the worlds spam is handtyped by Chuck Norris. It takes him only 3 minutes. Every time you don't use "use strict" Chuck Norris kills a kitty. All the good code on CPAN has been written by Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can fill a ZFS in seconds, without boiling his blood. The best compression algorithm in existence are Chuck Norris fists. The one true bracing style is the one Chuck Norris uses. Chuck Norris doesn't use subroutines to break down long streches of code. He roundhouse kicks instead. Every program Chuck Norris has written can be run backwards. It will rollback whatever it did. No matter how you encrypt your traffic, Chuck Norris can read it by just looking at the cable. His ears can intercept wifi transmissions. k
