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FBI Agents and Paedophiles of myg0t, I am proud to announce the establishment of Troll Internets University to provide rigorous intellectual training for users of modern information technology.

 

Our initial offerings for undergraduates are the Bachelor of Internets and Bachelor of Laws(Internets Arguments, Jailbait). Majors for the Bachelor of Internets include Trolling, Pornographic Photography, Stalking, Making lulz, Rhetoric, and Fapology. The Bachelor of Laws is available with two specialisations, Internet Arguments, and Jailbait legality.

 

Our postgraduate coursework programmes are the Master of Lulz, Master of Trolling, and Master of Laws - Internets. Our postgraduate research programme consists of two doctorates: Doctor of Internets and Doctor of Lulz.

 

A full unit listing with prices will be available shortly.

 

Get ahead in the tough world of Internets. Think Troll.

 

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Think what a difference having qualifications from a great Australian university will mean for you and your career.

 

We think hard at Troll about the right study program to advance your career. You could too. As Australia's first INTERNETS university, The Troll University has been helping graduates realise their dreams for longer than any other INTERNETS tertiary institution in the country.

 

First Year Subjects

 

LULZ1001. INTRODUCTION TO LULZ.

 

LULZ, the scientific application of humour, and LULZOLOGY, the academic study of humour, are the key paradigms engaged in this introductory subject. Through the examination of a variety of humourous sources in a wide range of mediums, students will learn to discuss the key cultural, social, and economic factors that shape and influence the creation and reception of LULZ.

 

 

FAPP1001. Intro to Fapping Theory and Practice.

 

This subject combines a practical and philosophical approach to sexual self-stimulation. It provides a foundation for further study into more advanced fapology, including self-sucking, fisting, and gerbil insertions. Students are also introduced to a wide variety of classic masturbation texts, including Clive James' biography.

 

 

STLK1001. Stalking Methods.

 

STLK1001 introduces students to the use of the Internet as a resource for discovering personal information about people they hate and/or fap over. Students are instructed in advanced google searching techniques, the basics of IP and domain lookups, and introductory hacking methods. The second half of the course concentrates on social engineering methods, such as asking for their number.

 

 

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Ragemaster you are normally a good poster.

 

But not this time, I kept waiting to find something funny, but instead I found nothing but a boring article that is trying to be funny.

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