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  1. 1. What would you do?

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Well my friend did B and was then beaten by 5 guys

 

THe chicks threw a can at his face, which mashed his nose, and then started scratching him. He was drunk, and pushed em off, only to be beaten by 5 guys

 

Im not sure what I would have done though

Well my friend did B and was then beaten by 5 guys

 

THe chicks threw a can at his face, which mashed his nose, and then started scratching him. He was drunk, and pushed em off, only to be beaten by 5 guys

 

Im not sure what I would have done though

 

Snap that bitches neck. Then stab the five guys. Hitting a girl isn't alright, but apparently 5 on 1 is? Niggers.

some shit like that happened to me too......i was walking alone towards my house...when I saw 2 bitches about 100 feet away from me .....screaming at each other...(my first idea was that they were drunk)...but once they got closer...i quickly figured out what was wrong with them. One of them was telling the other that she shouldn't care about guys, that they aren't worth suffering for, so the bitch see's me and starts screaming "man are pigs, they suck dick" and slaps me. I looked around for a sec...saw no1 and just slapped the shit out of the crazy bitch and then spit her in her face.i continued on my way home......listening to the bitches that were screaming behind me.... It was the first and only time it happened to me...and i can say i was shocked too.After about 5 minutes of walking ....(usually when i walk alone i look down....and listen to music), i see about 3 pairs of feet. I look up and there's three guys in front of me.Immediately as i looked up and saw them.....i got punched in the face....fell down to the ground...and got a set of kicks in my stomach. I didn't fight back...being so shocked at what just happened. One of the guys stepped on my hand and told me that that girl was his gf....and some bullshit. After they left i called my friends...looked for those girls and guys....but couldnt find them...so...:gaysex2:
(usually when i walk alone i look down....and listen to music),:

 

rofl typical lower class peasantry

rofl typical lower class peasantry

 

 

i was taken away my license....and i feel its healthier walking home then getting a ride......but u...cad...i bet u have some chicken legs....that u cant afford sitting on:gaykeke:

i was taken away my license....and i feel its healthier walking home then getting a ride......but u...cad...i bet u have some chicken legs....that u cant afford sitting on:gaykeke:

 

I like your sig.

i wouldnt hit a chick unless she was some huge monster chick that could actually inflict some real damage. i'd push her off me and shit, but never actually start throwing punches and shit. maybe put her into a full nelson or something. if she doesnt calm down then i guess i'd have to throw down a DDT

If this situation occurred to me, I would try and calm the female offender down by backing away and speaking soothingly to her. Then I would try politely asking her what her motive for violence was and try to understand her predicament. I would have as long a talk as necessary with the lady until both sides felt that the problem was rectified, all rash actions were forgiven, and no cross feelings remained. I might then try and befriend her and ask her to have coffee with me the next morning, in hopes to start a wonderful, life-long, non-sexual relationship.

 

I assume most males would take this course of action as well.

If this situation occurred to me, I would try and calm the female offender down by backing away and speaking soothingly to her. Then I would try politely asking her what her motive for violence was and try to understand her predicament. I would have as long a talk as necessary with the lady until both sides felt that the problem was rectified, all rash actions were forgiven, and no cross feelings remained. I might then try and befriend her and ask her to have coffee with me the next morning, in hopes to start a wonderful, life-long, non-sexual relationship.

 

I assume most males would take this course of action as well.

 

Omg who the fuck unbanned him

I would just push her off unless she hits my face then I'd slap the shit out of her until she calms down.

I had this girl that I was dating so pissed off one night because I was trying to dump her ass (for being a drunk emo bitch) that she rocked my face 5 times.

 

Having a personal insight into it= women are scandalous bitches and you're better off kicking their ass with a orange in a sock if one decides to beat you up; lest you go to jail for being male and defending yourself.

 

Oranges in socks don't leave bruises

Ill get my adopted child to take care of her.http://www.mediabistro.com/agencyspy/original/bitch_slap.jpg
description is too long so ill mention it here.

Conditions:

-i assume you're a male

-She attacked you for no reason whatsoever or for fun or because shes an abusive bitch or because she had a bad day, either one is fine.

-the attack wasnt serious... it was just a few punches (2-3) that are not quite strong enough to leave a bruise but strong enough to extremely annoy a person. no guns or knives or any of that crap.

 

now on to the choices:

 

a) take it like a little pussy bitch and not do anything cause ur a nerd who takes shit from everybody and gets beaten daily (and who also believes hitting women is wrong no matter what)

b) fight back to teach the bitch some manners because you have at least an ounce of self-respect BUT risk getting jumped by protective males

c) try to sue her in court but fail since the law is on the womens side. The judge will just laugh at you and say some shit like "yeah right shes a woman why would she ever attack a man bla bla bla"

 

Some facts to consider before placing a vote:

-female violence is extremely underrated and just because it doesnt happen to you doesnt matter it wont in the future or doesnt at all.

-some females attack males for fun because they know they're safe since males arent supposed to fight a female

 

 

 

have fun voting newbs

 

edit: updated conditions

 

 

 

 

 

FUCKING PUSSY THERE IS A HELPLINE YOU KNOW IF YOUR MOTHER ABUSES SO MUCH

Omg who the fuck unbanned him

 

I know right? I guess ban evasion on 100 counts (and further trolling) doesn't mean shit?

I know right? I guess ban evasion on 100 counts (and further trolling) doesn't mean shit?

 

 

I guess that not being an administrator or even a g0t means that you have no say in the rules, or how they are enforced, on these forums. But as I said, it's just a guess...:rolleyes:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Stay Classy

i was taken away my license....and i feel its healthier walking home then getting a ride......but u...cad...i bet u have some chicken legs....that u cant afford sitting on:gaykeke:

 

Make me some macaroni nigga cheese.

 

I guess that not being an administrator or even a g0t means that you have no say in the rules, or how they are enforced, on these forums. But as I said, it's just a guess...:rolleyes:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Stay Classy

 

Most of it spawns from my utter, and complete hatred of the guy. He's a complete fucking dumbass. "Look at me, I can use basic grammar and spelling skills. This OBVIOUSLY means that I'm fucking cool"

Most of it spawns from my utter, and complete hatred of the guy. He's a complete fucking dumbass. "Look at me, I can use basic grammar and spelling skills. This OBVIOUSLY means that I'm fucking cool"

 

You are still a faggot.

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