Posted August 19, 200816 yr Pizza can suck my dick. I just made a pizza, and its all hot and shit. Set the pizza on top of my monitor while I clear a space for my pizza. My pizza and plate falls on my desk. I grab pizza and put it on my plate. The pizza burned my thumb. I have blissters. Now I hate pizza. Fuck you pizza! Suck a dick!
August 19, 200816 yr Shit thought you were gonna say you choked on the pizza... that would of been better :<
August 20, 200816 yr Author knobjockey;580448']Take that back No. That pizza was an asshole, I will never take it back.
August 20, 200816 yr Author Methodize;580729']Who the fuck puts pizza on their monitor? I was drunk, and I put it on top of my monitor (there was no where else to set it) so that I could clear a place off my desk, so that I could then, set my pizza down.
August 20, 200816 yr You know I made the most fabulous pizza the other day with wheat crust. :gaykeke:
