Posted August 23, 200816 yr dear myg0t life advisors: I leave for my first year of college in 7 hours. please give me advice. as long as you went.
August 23, 200816 yr Author jealous your parents don't love you enough to spend that type of money on you?
August 23, 200816 yr make sure you are going where you want to go because transferring is a bitch make sure to keep your class schedule with you until you memorize where the hell you are going you might want to scout out where your classes are in advance so you can get there on time or at least give yourself plenty of time to find them if you want to do well, then you actually have to want to learn the material, otherwise you don't retain it because you didn't give a fuck if a professor is nice enough to offer an extra credit opportunity, then take it because those opportunities don't come around very often parties are sweet but the really big ones are pretty lame since its really just a giant clusterfuck of people who drink all the booze. i prefer smaller ones of up to like 15-20 people that i know the most important thing: ALWAYS USE A FUCKING CONDOM JESUS CHRIST
August 23, 200816 yr Having fun and party is a huge part of college. Enjoy yourself and make sure to get in on some good parties/sex/drinking/ect. But: You are there to learn and earn a degree. Despite what many of your classmates will say, staying in to study for the next exam/class while they go out and party goes not make you a pussy. It makes you smart. Just remind yourself of the fact that many of those people will drop/fail out, or end up with an "easy" degree that will be little use to them in the real world. Remember that while they are trying to get you to come out and party when you know you need to get some studying done. What college/university will you be attending? Also : Make sure you watch out for ninjas - http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f360/reddyrob/Funny/Ninjas.jpg Stay Classy. Edited August 23, 200816 yr by Captian
August 23, 200816 yr Be sure to fuck as many girls as you can within the first week and then chop your dick and balls off, because after that first week they all turn into filthy fucking whores with the sole intent of driving men to the edge of insanity and ruin. They live for it.
August 23, 200816 yr Also : Make sure you watch out for ninjas - http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f360/reddyrob/Funny/Ninjas.jpg Stay Classy. RIFK
August 23, 200816 yr Start learning how to drink, sleep in. And Not go to class. Also learn how to cram all your subjects into one binder = more beer money because of less binders. Fuck buying books, just sit besdie someone whos got it.
August 23, 200816 yr my first classes start on tuesday, i gotta go gets mein books today. im stoked because the amount of parties have like doubled in the passed like week, pretty sweet imo. and the fact that alot of my friends have their own places now, more places to kick it at and do drugs
August 23, 200816 yr Also : Make sure you watch out for ninjas - http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f360/reddyrob/Funny/Ninjas.jpg Stay Classy. lmfao, i rifked hard. also, your probally going somewhere where probally not alot of people know you, if any at all. You get to pick what type of person you want to be geek, party animal, homo, drama fag, etc..... So go talk to as many people as fuckin possible and party hard son and TALK TO ALOT OF GIRLS. I go to collage next year, taking a year off right now. Cant fuckin wait
August 23, 200816 yr I have ASU starting aug 25th and i gotta commute 60 miles a day :( All i have to tell you : STUDY HARD and party hard. not too hard or else ur fucked.
August 24, 200816 yr Geesus;581230']my first classes start on tuesday, i gotta go gets mein books today. im stoked because the amount of parties have like doubled in the passed like week, pretty sweet imo. and the fact that alot of my friends have their own places now, more places to kick it at and do drugs Retard, you never buy your books before your classes. Half of the teachers dont go by the books that are assigned to the class. Enjoy wasting your $$ Ugly.
August 24, 200816 yr First week of college doesn't mean a whole lot. I usually don't go to any classes, change my schedule around and get settled in to my crib :nigga: before I commit to going to classes. Don't buy your class books on campus, its the biggest rip off around. And don't sell them back either you can get more for them online.
August 24, 200816 yr wav;581175']Dropout after the first day and then you kill yourself. close... but before killing self shoot up campus.
August 24, 200816 yr silver;581363']I start on Wednesday. I won't tolerate anything below an A. Take it easy there Cho.
August 25, 200816 yr close... but before killing self shoot up campus. oh yeah my bad. beat cho's moon record
August 25, 200816 yr lmfao, i rifked hard. also, your probally going somewhere where probally not alot of people know you, if any at all. You get to pick what type of person you want to be geek, party animal, homo, drama fag, etc..... So go talk to as many people as fuckin possible and party hard son and TALK TO ALOT OF GIRLS. I go to collage next year, taking a year off right now. Cant fuckin wait yu aint goin no were feg
August 28, 200816 yr jealous your parents don't love you enough to spend that type of money on you? Some people aren't given free handouts in life. I work for what I have like so many other honest individuals. oh yeah and you're raged too I forgot to add that
August 30, 200816 yr Having fun and party is a huge part of college. Enjoy yourself and make sure to get in on some good parties/sex/drinking/ect. But: You are there to learn and earn a degree. Despite what many of your classmates will say, staying in to study for the next exam/class while they go out and party goes not make you a pussy. It makes you smart. Just remind yourself of the fact that many of those people will drop/fail out, or end up with an "easy" degree that will be little use to them in the real world. Remember that while they are trying to get you to come out and party when you know you need to get some studying done. What college/university will you be attending? Also : Make sure you watch out for ninjas - http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f360/reddyrob/Funny/Ninjas.jpg Stay Classy. Since you seem to be so smart and living in San Diego, I would like to know something, Captian. How do people who plan on these huge difficult degrees get to party all the time? And behind all of this, how did you deal with going on the computer / internet?
