August 23, 200816 yr Apply there, get a job picking shit up. (literally) And once the zoo is closing... Steal them.
August 23, 200816 yr 1) rent a monkey suit 2) Act like zoo employee doing monkey promo gayshit 3) Steal monkey One of the things about soecial engineering, if you look like you belong, nobody questions you.
August 24, 200816 yr POWER LIFTER IS BACK YAY And he's here to PUMP! http://gaygamer.net/images/active_life_athletic_world_for/hans_franz.jpg YOU UP!
August 24, 200816 yr If I knew stealing monkeys would get me babes, i would of started stealing them when i was 4 or something
August 24, 200816 yr he wants to cook them.. havnt u seen the show on NICK called, ''zack and codey?'' er wait its that other show with the tw teenagers and the... OH YEAH Drake and Josh in a show a guy cooks a monkey for food.
August 24, 200816 yr fling poop at it then run so it will be mad and try to fling poop back at you. Then catch it in a net once your away from the public
August 24, 200816 yr Quite simple here, bomb the zoo (away from the monkeys). Rush in with an m4a1/deagle with your defusal kit and kill everyone around the monkeys. Since about half of the zoo is dead, steal the monkeys and run the fuck out of that shit. Helicopter/UAV support would be best imo
August 25, 200816 yr fly to the middle east or india. everyone is a subhuman-monkey hybrid there, consider them.
