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  lol i rape said:
My guess is the black widow.. dunno.

 

 

good guess.....that is the number one most dangerous and poisonous spider in north america....but.....the other spiders' bites are fucking destructible.They have a thing in their poison...that makes ur skin no heal.....and just rot.....turning into black mummified skin that just falls off:ugh:

This thread reminds me of one made yesterday on another forum I frequent. It is about spider stories ect. It started with this one :

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OK, so I consider myself a pretty tough guy. I drink beer, hang out with the guys, and like to shoot stuff.

 

Now I know that I am a big wimp. Earlier tonight, I go down to my office (in the basement), and I sit down at my desk. I turned to my left to toss out a wrapper off my gum, and as I tossed the wrapper away, I felt something hairy brush my wrist. I look over, and there is a 3-4 inch wide wolf spider crawling on me. It took a couple milliseconds for my fight or flight instincts to kick in, and I decided that flight was my best option. I screamed like a 12 year old girl watching poltergeist for the first time, and turn to run.

 

It was at this moment that I realized that this huge beast was going to escape if I didn't do something. This is where I should point out that I had my off duty weapon on my side but fortunately made no attempt to ventilate the vermon.

 

I look for something to subdue my attacker, and what do I pick? The FUCKING remote control for the TV! The most precious piece of technology I have, and I'm using it as a club against the beast. I screamed once more and commenced to kick some spider ass. 6-7 hits later, and the beast is dead. I have conquered my opponent-I am victorious.

 

Then I wondered, what the fuck am I going to do with this thing? So what do I do? I called the wife down, and had her get rid of it.

 

True story--

 

P.S.--here's a pic of what I was up against. Not the one I killed, but probably his little brother.

http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/4057/bigwolfspiderwf8.jpg

 

 

I almost spit my beer all over my monitor reading this, so I thought I would share.

  Captian said:
This thread reminds me of one made yesterday on another forum I frequent. It is about spider stories ect. It started with this one :

 

http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/4057/bigwolfspiderwf8.jpg

 

 

I almost spit my beer all over my monitor reading this, so I thought I would share.

 

lololol

As creepy as spiders can be, there actually really fucking cool. And there good to have around. They keep lots of other nasty bugs and shit away.
  ManualBreathingTechnique said:
I'd rather have some house geckos for that

 

btw, its venomous. I would love to get biten by spiders if it was poison, would have a good trip.

 

anyway, no venomous spiders in my area, suckas

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Myriad;582402']btw, its venomous. I would love to get biten by spiders if it was poison, would have a good trip.

 

anyway, no venomous spiders in my area, suckas

Yeah to bad man i'd love to see you trip on some crazy spider poison shit, maybe i can get you some?

  nggrhating said:
Yeah to bad man i'd love to see you trip on some crazy spider poison shit, maybe i can get you some?

 

You wont trip out on venom, only poison.

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