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I wish I could eat that much, I need to gain some pounds. :ugh:

 

I'm working on bringing my weight up, too. That's why I am eating so much. Trying to put on another 5-10 pounds of muscle. I am about 185 right now, looking to be about 200, or just under.

 

 

If you want to gain weight, eat some food. Then PT like a crazy mofo until you can't do it any more. Then do some more, and them some more after that. Then you will be fucking HUNGRY. Mack down on a LOT of protein, and good foods for you.

 

 

It's all about motivation and dedication. Even when you don't feel like it, get your ass out the door and head to the gym, or running. Also make sure you are eating good foods. Force yourself to eat foods that are good, not what you want to eat.

 

I've been eating a lot of protein bars lately. (I like Balance Bare. The normal Balance bars aren't too bad either, as far as protein bars go)

 

 

It just all about dedication. Some people I know give me shit saying that I have the body I do because of genes, ect. FUCK how I wish that was the case. I work my fucking ass off to stay in the shape I am. Just stay dedicated and motivated and it will happen.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Stay Classy.

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Stir-fry beef rice noodle I make MYSELF.

 

 

As opposed to a robot making it?

 

Or do you normally only eat fast food?

I eated some shitty broccoli and shit salad, some roasted chickins from a grocery store, fries, corn, an old chicken burger that was in the fridge and shit tons of HOT SAUCE.
Banfelt;583227']man eat some green, leafy vegetables you fucks, steak is boring as shit especially considering the shitty beef i am 100% positive you get.

 

any steak can be made delicious with the right marinades and seasonings. every time i prepare steak i can assure you it is not "boring as fuck." although i am a cook and take pride in my cooking. =)

any steak can be made delicious with the right marinades and seasonings. every time i prepare steak i can assure you it is not "boring as fuck." although i am a cook and take pride in my cooking. =)

 

there are obviously several schools of thought when it comes to meat in america.

 

You belong to the "Put mrs. Dash on it", while i believe that an animal tastes the best as is, seasoning should do nothing except highlight the flavor, marinades are for fools, with the exception being kebabs cuz they r da best. If you get good meat, that has been treated properly as an animal, slaughtered in a respectful manner and dry aged rather than sitting in a cryo-vac bag waiting to turn grey, then you wouldn't have to add your johnny's seasoning to it because the taste of it would blow your mind.

 

As for being a cook, i am saddened by your ignorance to this, cooking food is not about making something it isn't. Its about presenting something thoughtful, that tastes of what it is, and the reason people want to eat "what it is" is because it was sourced correctly not blindly ordered with no respect or knowledge of where it comes from. The exception to this being restaurants that base meals off of emotions directly felt from the food, examples being alinea, trio, motto or wd-50(there's hundreds more, i figure from your food network knowledge these may be names you've heard of). I personally have little experience in this category but from what i can infer from you, you work at a restaurant on a shitty ass pier surrounded by sail boats selling sysco/fsa steaks and frozen halibut stacked on top of instant mashed potatoes.

 

If you are interested in becoming less of a douche, learning about meat, and learning how to respect the "symbiotic relationship" between humans and domesticated animals i highly suggest "The river cottage meat book" or finding a chef who knows something.

Banfelt;583227']Also themassacre' date=' you're a skinny faggot that has literally the largest nose ive ever seen, that includes on tv, in real life and in the many books i have looked at the pictures in. You are often seen threatening other people, yet i cannot see how you can fight with those nasal passages covering your eyes. i suppose your twig arms may be able to swat at something if it approached from the side, but other than that im positive you wouldn't see shit coming.[/quote']

 

raged. I don't fight i just beat up pussy.

Banfelt;583301']As for being a cook, i am saddened by your ignorance to this, cooking food is not about making something it isn't.

 

If you are interested in becoming less of a douche

 

 

I was not trying to be a douche. all i meant was that even a shitty 7 dollar steak from wally world can be made to taste good.

You know you can accomplish those things with exercise and showering? Just saying :sly:

Well thanks, but I have done plenty to try to get rid of acne, creams, types of scrubs and shit, even Accutane (Which works for almost everyone) And I still got it.

 

As for showering I'm probably one of the cleanest people here, I always have at least 2 showers a day, usually 3(and it's not irritation or dry skin, because I had bad acne at 1 shower a day a few years ago)

 

and I go to the gym every other night, and usually walk home from school when I don't go to the gym

Well thanks, but I have done plenty to try to get rid of acne, creams, types of scrubs and shit, even Accutane (Which works for almost everyone) And I still got it.

 

As for showering I'm probably one of the cleanest people here, I always have at least 2 showers a day, usually 3(and it's not irritation or dry skin, because I had bad acne at 1 shower a day a few years ago)

 

and I go to the gym every other night, and usually walk home from school when I don't go to the gym

 

Then why the fuck are you a vegan?

As opposed to a robot making it?

 

Or do you normally only eat fast food?

 

No external mechanical assistance is needed.

I make the best food out of my entire household.

Fast food is too expensive and is not necessary.

Because I remember to try and stay classy.

Because I remember to try and stay classy.

 

Try hard at everything you do, and stay classy while doing it. = Captian's recipe for success in life.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Stay Classy.

being a vegan can lead to serious health issues if you do not take the proper supplements, one of which issues is anemia i believe.

 

so yeah, good look with clear skin, soon it will be as pasty as geesus' and you'll havesweet racoon eyes and your fingernails will fall out.

 

retardmaster, you are being a douche by supporting intensive farming of beef. The 7 dollar steak doesn't taste good, the sodium, sugar and MSG in your MRS. Dash "tastes good". Seriously i am just trying to be supportive of someone else in the trenches of kitchens, and eventually, i really hope, you will work in a kitchen where you can taste things for what they are.

 

themassacre, sorry pal im 100% correct with my original character assessment of you, furthermore adding to this you are a known virgin.

Banfelt;583495']being a vegan can lead to serious health issues if you do not take the proper supplements, one of which issues is anemia i believe.

 

so yeah, good look with clear skin, soon it will be as pasty as geesus' and you'll havesweet racoon eyes and your fingernails will fall out.

 

retardmaster, you are being a douche by supporting intensive farming of beef. The 7 dollar steak doesn't taste good, the sodium, sugar and MSG in your MRS. Dash "tastes good". Seriously i am just trying to be supportive of someone else in the trenches of kitchens, and eventually, i really hope, you will work in a kitchen where you can taste things for what they are.

 

themassacre, sorry pal im 100% correct with my original character assessment of you, furthermore adding to this you are a known virgin.

 

i know what youre getting at. but sorry, i am not health conscious. although i love vegetables. i just want my shit to taste good. i could give a fuck less if it tastes liek "what it is" or whatever youre getting at

i know what youre getting at. but sorry, i am not health conscious. although i love vegetables. i just want my shit to taste good. i could give a fuck less if it tastes liek "what it is" or whatever youre getting at

 

 

 

Do you plan on eating the food twice? :naughty:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Stay Classy.

Tonight, because I know you all care, I had fresh halibut (that i caught) and a very delicious pasta dish. I also had a cookie i think
Necrophilia;583447']steak' date=' potatoes, and ice cream niggers[/quote']

 

mmm ice cream niggers, my favorite.

This made me rifk for some reason when I tried looking for a good picture to post about that:

 

http://img401.imageshack.us/my.php?image=40102573ly7.jpg

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Stay Classy.

need extra protein i suggest you hit this up, tastes good and is great for building "good" fat

 

 

Cheers to you Captain, give this a shot!

 

PS: Caramel Toffee Fudge flavor is the best

 

 

http://www.sybervision.com/reviews/images/optimum-100-whey-gold-5lb.jpg

need extra protein i suggest you hit this up, tastes good and is great for building "good" fat

 

 

Cheers to you Captain, give this a shot!

 

PS: Caramel Toffee Fudge flavor is the best

 

 

http://www.sybervision.com/reviews/images/optimum-100-whey-gold-5lb.jpg

 

 

I've been sticking to soy protein with the Balance Bare bars.(17g protein/bar). I've started doing some research into whey protein, but haven't come to a decision about it yet. Seems there are some pros and cons of each.

 

I'll look into that stuff, thanks for the suggestion. I definitely need to find something that tastes better. Balance Bare aren't too bad, but the normal Balance bars are horrible.(as with almost ALL of the bars I have tried.)

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