Posted September 4, 200816 yr Every fucking male brother, cousin and old friend all have waded in hot, lovely chicks throughout the years. I am always the one who doesn't have any "trophy" to show off (don't kid yourself — that's obviously a major part of having a girlfriend) and to cuddle/do stuff with. Nothing is gonna change, though. I really have tried my best, but (decent-looking) women avoid me like I'm some kind of monster. It's really quite fucked up. Even ugly assholes seem to find a girlfriend or two, but with me, it just doesn't happen. And I have really tried. For so long. So… instead of listening to the same old retarded bullshit "advice" such as "love will come to you when you least expect it" (piss off) or "just relax and don't try so hard and they'll come to you" (riiight…) or "there's somebody out there for everyone", I would like you to share your own misery with me for me to feel slightly better about my situation. Only those who have never had a girlfriend deserve to post here. Also state your age. (I'm 23.) btw please dont troll
September 4, 200816 yr touch them when they are sleep and cuddle with them make sure you get them really drunk before or slip them some drugs.
September 4, 200816 yr Just talk about warhammer and computers and what you love. Then ask her if she likes it up the pooper. Guaranteed to work.
September 4, 200816 yr Trust me. Having a girlfriend is overrated. Aside from the pussy(which is attainable w/out GF) you will absolutely hate her and want to kill her. Just fuck pussy with no strings attached that is the way to go 20btw Edited September 4, 200816 yr by RetardMaster
September 4, 200816 yr ;583350']Every fucking male brother, cousin and old friend all have waded in hot, lovely chicks throughout the years. I am always the one who doesn't have any "trophy" to show off (don't kid yourself — that's obviously a major part of having a girlfriend) and to cuddle/do stuff with. Nothing is gonna change, though. I really have tried my best, but (decent-looking) women avoid me like I'm some kind of monster. It's really quite fucked up. Even ugly assholes seem to find a girlfriend or two, but with me, it just doesn't happen. And I have really tried. For so long. So… instead of listening to the same old retarded bullshit "advice" such as "love will come to you when you least expect it" (piss off) or "just relax and don't try so hard and they'll come to you" (riiight…) or "there's somebody out there for everyone", I would like you to share your own misery with me for me to feel slightly better about my situation. Only those who have never had a girlfriend deserve to post here. Also state your age. (I'm 23.) btw please dont troll 23? holy fuck I've been getting pussy since i was like 14, try dressing nice and shit get a haircut, don't know what else to tell you since I don't know you. Try going for the hoes unless you really want a serious girlfriend but that's another story, Unless you are fucking mutated or some shit you are doing something wrong. Girls just Not like you for no reason. Best I can tell you is just to be clean and dress good. Maybe go to a bar or a club but I really think the best place for girls is school/college.
September 4, 200816 yr Trust me. Having a girlfriend is overrated. Aside from the pussy(which is attainable w/out GF) you will absolutely hate her and want to kill her. Just fuck pussy with no strings attached that is the way to go 20btw na man, girlfriend = guaranteed pussy when u need it and better sex. One night stands with smelly whores is disgusting. You can get ur girl checked up, then fuck her without a condom with no worries, except to pull out, (unless u fucking dat ass then u can cum dump up there. Also the extra stuff like getting presents and going out together is good. If you always hate your girlfriends i suggest you find better girls.
September 4, 200816 yr na man, girlfriend = guaranteed pussy when u need it and better sex. One night stands with smelly whores is disgusting. You can get ur girl checked up, then fuck her without a condom with no worries, except to pull out, (unless u fucking dat ass then u can cum dump up there. Also the extra stuff like getting presents and going out together is good. If you always hate your girlfriends i suggest you find better girls. it just seems like after a few months theres always fighting and stupid drama going on. and when it comes to that- id rather get pussy once a week than everyday. going out is not good when youre the one paying for it every single time. and when "she" only wants to go out to olive garden or red lobster, it really starts to take a toll. especially if theres a chance youre not going to be together forever. and a chance that there is a chance is very unlikely.
September 4, 200816 yr How about you quit being a pussy and look for something other than another person to justify your meaningless life, parasite. Get a fucking hobby.
September 4, 200816 yr it just seems like after a few months theres always fighting and stupid drama going on. and when it comes to that- id rather get pussy once a week than everyday. going out is not good when youre the one paying for it every single time. and when "she" only wants to go out to olive garden or red lobster, it really starts to take a toll. especially if theres a chance youre not going to be together forever. and a chance that there is a chance is very unlikely. fuck make her pay man!
September 4, 200816 yr Author How about you post a picture of yourself and we can determin your needs. http://cdn.okcimg.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/0x40/600x640/0/10809336117096336311.jpeg___150_500_150_600_08a9f2db_.jpg please be nice :tear:
September 4, 200816 yr ;583374']http://cdn.okcimg.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/0x40/600x640/0/10809336117096336311.jpeg___150_500_150_600_08a9f2db_.jpg please be nice :tear: I'd fuck you.
September 4, 200816 yr bad troll is bad, stop feeding this troll it's obviously fake then fuck her without a condom with no worries, except to pull out you realize she can still get pregnant right? pre-cum contains trace amounts of sperm
September 4, 200816 yr Trust me. Having a girlfriend is overrated. Aside from the pussy(which is attainable w/out GF) you will absolutely hate her and want to kill her. Just fuck pussy with no strings attached that is the way to go 20btw you know i'd almost agree with you there. only problem is that you don't know whether or not that guaranteed pussy has the same exact arrangement with other guys. personally i'd say that relationships are the way to go, you just gotta find a bitch that's not a cunt. EDIT: http://cdn.okcimg.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/0x40/600x640/0/10809336117096336311.jpeg___150_500_150_600_08a9f2db_.jpg lol this guy sure is going in depth with his joke. i'd almost believe it, if he didn't post on these forums.
September 4, 200816 yr bad troll is bad, stop feeding this troll it's obviously fake you realize she can still get pregnant right? pre-cum contains trace amounts of sperm best way is : girlfriend on pill + pull out. a tried tested and true way to have great condomless sex. i've never once had a pregnancy scare. also: yes this is a troll people. if that is you, hold up a paper with the date, your forum name, and myg0t owns me on it
September 4, 200816 yr d0wn;583382']best way is : girlfriend on pill + pull out. a tried tested and true way to have great condomless sex. i've never once had a pregnancy scare. also: yes this is a troll people. if that is you, hold up a paper with the date, your forum name, and myg0t owns me on it certainly that lowers the chances, however there is still a chance hell there is still a chance with a condom+pill, however the chance is nearly negligible id hate to be the guy who got his chick pregnant through a condom and the pill... fuckin resilient sperm there
September 4, 200816 yr ok im a 15 year old and I never had a gf or had any type of date. yes im a virgin. today at sk00l a girl asked me out. I guess this weekend we're going to date n such. hope i get pussy or some shit.
September 4, 200816 yr Author wav;583392']JEW NOSE RIFK dont be an asshole dude. btw i dont know the mentality of making fun of jews after all they have went through
September 4, 200816 yr you realize she can still get pregnant right? pre-cum contains trace amounts of sperm fuck her man if she refused to get an abortion i'd dump her
