September 9, 200816 yr ;584147']I'm 23 years old. I have practically no friends. I've always had few friends. The older I got, the less friends I had. During college, I kept in touch with several high school friends, but they are now off doing better things with their lives. I don't hang out with anybody. I live at home with my parents and I don't even take out the trash. I have a job, but it's not even considered part-time work. I do the work and go home. I go online. Watch TV. I masturbate to all types of porn except beastiality and CP. I'm not into that shit. I'm a virgin, obviously. I'm one of those people that can't look you straight in the eye let alone giving a girl eye contact. I have a tendency to stutter and murmur when I talk to people, especially girls. I have no confidence and no self-esteem. I've never even been close or intimate with any girl before. No first kiss, not even holding a girl's hand. I've come to accept that the rest of my life will just be as lonely. No friends, no girlfriend. Oh yeah, my family thinks I'm a failure too. I'm surprised they haven't kicked me out yet. :gayd: It's fucking depressing. My life sucks. Yeah, you can give advice all you want, but I have no balls to follow those advice. I'm a natural born loser and I fucking hate it. I'm a lonely loser in every sense of the word. Your life is better than mine. Send a Private Message to [myg0t]CJ . He will sort you out. Trust me. Stay Classy.
September 9, 200816 yr ;584147']I'm 23 years old. I have practically no friends. I've always had few friends. The older I got, the less friends I had. During college, I kept in touch with several high school friends, but they are now off doing better things with their lives. I don't hang out with anybody. I live at home with my parents and I don't even take out the trash. I have a job, but it's not even considered part-time work. I do the work and go home. I go online. Watch TV. I masturbate to all types of porn except beastiality and CP. I'm not into that shit. I'm a virgin, obviously. I'm one of those people that can't look you straight in the eye let alone giving a girl eye contact. I have a tendency to stutter and murmur when I talk to people, especially girls. I have no confidence and no self-esteem. I've never even been close or intimate with any girl before. No first kiss, not even holding a girl's hand. I've come to accept that the rest of my life will just be as lonely. No friends, no girlfriend. Oh yeah, my family thinks I'm a failure too. I'm surprised they haven't kicked me out yet. :gayd: It's fucking depressing. My life sucks. Yeah, you can give advice all you want, but I have no balls to follow those advice. I'm a natural born loser and I fucking hate it. I'm a lonely loser in every sense of the word. Your life is better than mine. Dude, its cool. You're probably just a flamer, and your parents probably know it too and HATE you for it. They're most likely ashamed that you are their seed and a failure to pass on the family name seeing how all girls also see you are a flaming homosexual. With that aside, I hope you find what you need here. There is much great advice and caring, gentle people here to help you. You've found a great source for support on these forums. Good luck. (P.S: Please put your suicide on webcam and post the link on here (preferably with a 24 hour notice so we can all clear our schedules to see).
September 9, 200816 yr http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/2734/10809336117096336311jpefw2.jpg http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/2734/10809336117096336311jpefw2.af110727ab.jpg DO WORK SON! BTW TROLL THE TROLL THAT TROLLS THE TROLL. SO PHOTOSHOP GO NOW This photoshop is so bad I just started laughing uncontrollably and mucus started pouring out my nose...rly funny dude.
September 12, 200816 yr ;583374']http://cdn.okcimg.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/0x40/600x640/0/10809336117096336311.jpeg___150_500_150_600_08a9f2db_.jpg please be nice :tear: Gezus Christ! Kill it! Kill it!
September 12, 200816 yr grow a bear get some piercings on your ears like does huge ass holes that african people have then sunglasses and a trench coat
September 12, 200816 yr zuZu;584854']grow a beard get some piercings on your ears like those huge ass holes that african people have then sunglasses and a trench coat Do you just smash your hands down on the keyboard and hope that something legible comes out?
September 13, 200816 yr Do you just smash your hands down on the keyboard and hope that something legible comes out? acctualy i type with my dick
September 13, 200816 yr zuZu;584896']acctualy i type with my dick Oh. Well then, that's understandable.
September 14, 200816 yr ;583350']Every fucking male brother, cousin and old friend all have waded in hot, lovely chicks throughout the years. I am always the one who doesn't have any "trophy" to show off (don't kid yourself — that's obviously a major part of having a girlfriend) and to cuddle/do stuff with. Nothing is gonna change, though. I really have tried my best, but (decent-looking) women avoid me like I'm some kind of monster. It's really quite fucked up. Even ugly assholes seem to find a girlfriend or two, but with me, it just doesn't happen. And I have really tried. For so long. So… instead of listening to the same old retarded bullshit "advice" such as "love will come to you when you least expect it" (piss off) or "just relax and don't try so hard and they'll come to you" (riiight…) or "there's somebody out there for everyone", I would like you to share your own misery with me for me to feel slightly better about my situation. Only those who have never had a girlfriend deserve to post here. Also state your age. (I'm 23.) btw please dont troll just letting you know I feel your pain cuz i am pretty dam ugly, but a little advice, dont fuck random women u dont like cuz then its not worth the time,i did that and i realize it wasnt even worth loosing my virginity when i could have lost it to sum of the girls i actually like. Ive had a GF but i started getting into drugs so she broke me off. maybe u can find someone who u rly like but it should be for her personality, me an my ex lasted 4 solid months before i started using and were both just in high skool. If u wanna give up dont do any serious drugs but sum actually make u feel better about urself
September 14, 200816 yr just letting you know I feel your pain cuz i am pretty dam ugly, but a little advice, dont fuck random women u dont like cuz then its not worth the time,i did that and i realize it wasnt even worth loosing my virginity when i could have lost it to sum of the girls i actually like. Ive had a GF but i started getting into drugs so she broke me off. maybe u can find someone who u rly like but it should be for her personality, me an my ex lasted 4 solid months before i started using and were both just in high skool. If u wanna give up dont do any serious drugs but sum actually make u feel better about urself LOL. You realize this poster was joking? You on the other hand are most likely dead serious. You fail at life, you ugly bastard.
September 14, 200816 yr ;583374']http://cdn.okcimg.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/0x40/600x640/0/10809336117096336311.jpeg___150_500_150_600_08a9f2db_.jpg please be nice :tear: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5SlyODxlpo lolfake
September 15, 200816 yr Leopulse;585158']http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5SlyODxlpo lolfake lol they're not the same guy...the guy in the picture is from the movie "new guy" if you've ever seen that.
September 30, 200816 yr just drink all the time? then you wont give a fuck either way. i'm an alcoholic, as are most of my friends. very rarely do any of us all hang out together unless were drinking excessively. we all hate our lives but still don't see a reason for suicide. because we know that if were feeling down or pissed off or whatever a few whiskey drinks will clear that right up. i fucking sucked in high school and dropped out of college. im 20 years and no longer have my license(DWI) live with my parents, and have a dead end job. Still, I dont give a fuck, because there are a couple billion other people that are much worse off then me. And this meaning of "Life" is a bunch of bullshit anyways. I want to die but im not about to kill myself. I more or less just want to see what fucking actually happens at death. So Ill just continue to live as I have since I was like 12. Just not give a fuck. It takes a lot of stress off and gives you time pursure the real pleasures in life. Drinking booze and smoking pot until your brain shuts the fuck off Edited September 30, 200816 yr by RetardMaster
September 30, 200816 yr just drink all the time? then you wont give a fuck either way. i'm an alcoholic, as are most of my friends. very rarely do any of us all hang out together unless were drinking excessively. we all hate our lives but still don't see a reason for suicide. because we know that if were feeling down or pissed off or whatever a few whiskey drinks will clear that right up. i fucking sucked in high school and dropped out of college. im 20 years and no longer have my license(DWI) live with my parents, and have a dead end job. Still, I dont give a fuck, because there are a couple billion other people that are much worse off then me. And this meaning of "Life" is a bunch of bullshit anyways. I want to die but im not about to kill myself. I more or less just want to see what fucking actually happens at death. So Ill just continue to live as I have since I was like 12. Just not give a fuck. It takes a lot of stress off and gives you time pursure the real pleasures in life. Drinking booze and smoking pot until your brain shuts the fuck off Why don't you sell drugs if you don't care about dying...that'll probably be fun.
September 30, 200816 yr Why don't you sell drugs if you don't care about dying...that'll probably be fun. the supply of drugs is too great where i live, i would be wasting my time. even though i do believe that life is very overrated im not going to spend it in jail. jail fucking sucks.
October 1, 200816 yr Being jew sucks more. why. ive heard jews are rich. i wouldnt mind being a jew if i was rich
October 2, 200816 yr perfect girl = 1. doesnt talk alot 2. DOES NOT LIVE WITH YOU AND/OR GO TO THE SAME SCHOOL AS YOU 3. is horny
October 3, 200816 yr the supply of drugs is too great where i live, i would be wasting my time. even though i do believe that life is very overrated im not going to spend it in jail. jail fucking sucks. No dude...when you get caught you die in the crossfire...that way you don't worry about any jailtime.
October 3, 200816 yr just drink all the time? then you wont give a fuck either way. i'm an alcoholic, as are most of my friends. very rarely do any of us all hang out together unless were drinking excessively. we all hate our lives but still don't see a reason for suicide. because we know that if were feeling down or pissed off or whatever a few whiskey drinks will clear that right up. i fucking sucked in high school and dropped out of college. im 20 years and no longer have my license(DWI) live with my parents, and have a dead end job. Still, I dont give a fuck, because there are a couple billion other people that are much worse off then me. And this meaning of "Life" is a bunch of bullshit anyways. I want to die but im not about to kill myself. I more or less just want to see what fucking actually happens at death. So Ill just continue to live as I have since I was like 12. Just not give a fuck. It takes a lot of stress off and gives you time pursure the real pleasures in life. Drinking booze and smoking pot until your brain shuts the fuck off Ok.. i know im not the only one who saw your "How to kill myself" thread. Had a change of heart?
