Trust me. Having a girlfriend is overrated. Aside from the pussy(which is attainable w/out GF) you will absolutely hate her and want to kill her. Just fuck pussy with no strings attached that is the way to go

 

20btw

 

this man speaks the truth. just got out of a 2 1/2 year relationship. dont get caught up with one girl. its boring quick

your post makes no sence idiot.

 

just got out of a 2 1/2 year relationship. dont get caught up with one girl. its boring quick

If it's 'boring quick' why did you stay in the relationship for 2 and a half fucking years?.

 

logical thinking is the key. you bullshitting little cockfarmer

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DO WORK SON!

 

BTW

TROLL THE TROLL THAT TROLLS THE TROLL.

 

SO

PHOTOSHOP

GO NOW

Edited September 7, 200816 yr by FunkyCoochPalace

your post makes no sence idiot.

 

 

If it's 'boring quick' why did you stay in the relationship for 2 and a half fucking years?.

 

logical thinking is the key. you bullshitting little cockfarmer

 

i think youre raged because you enjoy having a girlfriend and a lot of people dont.

that makes loads of sense, I'm angry with other peoples misfortune.. YEAH.

 

erm no, i don't give 2 shits about anyone but myself thank you very much.

I can safely that that is a load of bullshit, my GF who i'm currently with is everything to me, we have a fucking laugh together and hardly spend time apart...meaningless sex (Cunt wanks, as i like to call them) get boring and depressing really fast.

 

@OP you'll find someone eventually man, just be patient, think about all of the things a girl will find use for with a nose like that

 

The reason you enjoy spending time with her is because your penis is slowing being transformed into a vagina. I'm sure you don't hang out very much with your friends anymore either. However, I'm also sure that you will make a post saying "LOL UR JEALOUS N I HANG OUT WIT MY FRIENDS ALL DA TIME," but we both will know the real answer.

The reason you enjoy spending time with her is because your penis is slowing being transformed into a vagina. I'm sure you don't hang out very much with your friends anymore either. However, I'm also sure that you will make a post saying "LOL UR JEALOUS N I HANG OUT WIT MY FRIENDS ALL DA TIME," but we both will know the real answer.

 

lol made me rifk

The reason you enjoy spending time with her is because your penis is slowing being transformed into a vagina. I'm sure you don't hang out very much with your friends anymore either. However, I'm also sure that you will make a post saying "LOL UR JEALOUS N I HANG OUT WIT MY FRIENDS ALL DA TIME," but we both will know the real answer.

 

 

CUS I TALK LIEK DAT DONT I.

 

Of course you're going to spend more time with your friends if you're single. :/ fact is my g/f is also by best friend and we share the same sense of humor, she also gets along with my friends, and i am actually going on a lads holiday on the 20th of this month with all of them.

 

It's not my fault you all have relationships with down syndrome limbless deaf girls, who have stutters, but not every relationship is boring.

lol made me rifk

 

I'm glad it was amusing! At the same time I was being a little bit serious.

 

It's not my fault you all have relationships with down syndrome limbless deaf girls, who have stutters, but not every relationship is boring.

 

I can't tell you how many times I've heard guys talk about their girlfriend like you have just done. It's been a lot. However, after the breakup the things they say always change. It has nothing to do with the chick being boring, but a lot of the time it has to do with the fact that a lot of them are dumb whores who constantly try to talk about people behind their back. In my age group I find it true for a pretty large majority of women. I'm not going to say you're incorrect about how great your girlfriend is, but I find that in the vast majority of relationships the guy's opinion of the girl is blinded by the fact that she puts out.

CUS I TALK LIEK DAT DONT I.

 

Of course you're going to spend more time with your friends if you're single. :/ fact is my g/f is also by best friend and we share the same sense of humor, she also gets along with my friends, and i am actually going on a lads holiday on the 20th of this month with all of them.

 

It's not my fault you all have relationships with down syndrome limbless deaf girls, who have stutters, but not every relationship is boring.

 

she also gets along with your friends by two(or more)-timing with them.

Be more selective/'picky' when meeting chicks. It will make it harder to "meet" them, but then you will have a higher chance of one of the ones you "meet" being a chick you really dig and love to hang around with. I am not talking about picky as in physical appearance. I mean don't go sleeping with a chick because she is really hot, but not compatible with you. When looking for a hot check for potential GF material, first look for a chick to become friends with. Find one that makes you say in your head "this chick is fucking cool", not "this chick is fucking hot". Then out of the cool ones you meet, find one that you are also physically attracted to.

 

I just took some shots, so I don't know how much sense that makes as I am too lazy to read over it again, but if you can follow what I said, and find a way to implement that plan, you should end up with a hottie that you enjoy hanging out with just as much as you do your buddies.

 

 

I never get tired of being around my girl, any more than I get tired of being around anyone. I love my private alone time, but I don't seek private time away from my girl any more than I do from my friends.

 

 

Anywho I am ranting/mumbling/drunk typing now.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Stay Classy.

The reason you enjoy spending time with her is because your penis is slowing being transformed into a vagina. I'm sure you don't hang out very much with your friends anymore either. However, I'm also sure that you will make a post saying "LOL UR JEALOUS N I HANG OUT WIT MY FRIENDS ALL DA TIME," but we both will know the real answer.

 

Hate to go against you here Russell, but I've been seeing a girl for almost a year now and whenever we hang out it's almost never with her friends.. She really likes my friends a lot, we get together and drink, smoke, and she enjoys talking/learning about computers and car things..

 

 

Plus she's a freak in the bed. ;D

 

Guess I'm lucky? D:

she also gets along with your friends by two(or more)-timing with them.

 

 

 

RIFK!

 

To BustA :

Is she hot? If so I think we should hang out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Stay Classy.

I'm glad it was amusing! At the same time I was being a little bit serious.

 

 

 

I can't tell you how many times I've heard guys talk about their girlfriend like you have just done. It's been a lot. However, after the breakup the things they say always change. It has nothing to do with the chick being boring, but a lot of the time it has to do with the fact that a lot of them are dumb whores who constantly try to talk about people behind their back. In my age group I find it true for a pretty large majority of women. I'm not going to say you're incorrect about how great your girlfriend is, but I find that in the vast majority of relationships the guy's opinion of the girl is blinded by the fact that she puts out.

 

Bro, that has to be the biggest generalization i've ever read man. I've been with other girls that i have broken up with but am still really good friends with and they are great people, I don't know what age group you're in but I'm 21, and am still friends with girls i was going out with when i was 15...

if you think the vast majority of men are blinded by the fact that their gf puts out, you hang around with some very desperate insecure people.

 

@ Captain yes she is :D hawt redhead, (HARD TO FIND!)

 

 

 

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Cutie. ;)

 

 

I also am very good friends with all of my Ex's. I only have one ex that I am not in contact with because the relationship ended badly. My current GF didn't like it at first, and it took me a while to show her that nothing was going on, but I still hang out with my last 2 GFs here in SD. They are some of my best friends, and hang out with me and my current girl often.(as well as hanging out with their new BFs).

 

A relationship can ALWAYS have the possibility of turning a friendship into shit, but I have found that if you base your relationships firstly off of a close friendship and understanding, that the friendship will remain in place even after the relationship ends because of that understanding.

 

The understanding is the most important part, because if you two truly know each other at a deep level, then it won't ever get weird because you both will know exactly what your partner and yourself were expecting in the relationship

and what you were hoping to happen during and after it.

 

^^^ That is one crazy sentence, but I think it is just understandable enough for you guys to get my point.

 

 

 

 

 

Once again hope it is at least understandable enough to comprehend it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Stay Classy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

EDIT: Ahh... you took down the first picture. ;) I think she looked better in that one. (and no disrespect intended when I called her a cutie to you, mearly complementing her)

Bro, that has to be the biggest generalization i've ever read man. I've been with other girls that i have broken up with but am still really good friends with and they are great people, I don't know what age group you're in but I'm 21, and am still friends with girls i was going out with when i was 15...

if you think the vast majority of men are blinded by the fact that their gf puts out, you hang around with some very desperate insecure people.

 

I'm 20. I'm not friends with any of the girls I was friends with at 15. I am not on bad terms with any of them, however I don't call them up to hang out with them either. You don't have to be on bad terms with people you break up with, but it is a bit strange if you keep them as good friends.

 

Most men are blinded by the fact that their gf puts out. It's called the "honeymoon period." It has nothing to do with being insecure. I don't know why insecurity was even brought into the conversation.

Edited September 8, 200816 yr by Russell_Crowe

Cutie. ;)

 

 

I also am very good friends with all of my Ex's. I only have one ex that I am not in contact with because the relationship ended badly. My current GF didn't like it at first, and it took me a while to show her that nothing was going on, but I still hang out with my last 2 GFs here in SD. They are some of my best friends, and hang out with me and my current girl often.(as well as hanging out with their new BFs).

 

A relationship can ALWAYS have the possibility of turning a friendship into shit, but I have found that if you base your relationships firstly off of a close friendship and understanding, that the friendship will remain in place even after the relationship ends because of that understanding.

 

The understanding is the most important part, because if you two truly know each other at a deep level, then it won't ever get weird because you both will know exactly what your partner and yourself were expecting in the relationship

and what you were hoping to happen during and after it.

 

^^^ That is one crazy sentence, but I think it is just understandable enough for you guys to get my point.

 

 

 

 

 

Once again hope it is at least understandable enough to comprehend it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Stay Classy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

EDIT: Ahh... you took down the first picture. ;) I think she looked better in that one. (and no disrespect intended when I called her a cutie to you, mearly complementing her)

 

Lucky you.

I've lost track of all my EX's.

I'm 20. I'm not friends with any of the girls I was friends with at 15. I am not on bad terms with any of them, however I don't call them up to hang out with them either. You don't have to be on bad terms with people you break up with, but it is a bit strange if you keep them as good friends.

 

Most men are blinded by the fact that their gf puts out. It's called the "honeymoon period." It has nothing to do with being insecure. I don't know why insecurity was even brought into the conversation.

 

lol jesus christ, you're just a walking generalization 'most men'.. 'most men', I'm sorry but where are you getting these statistics from?

 

and of course you have to be insecure if you can't see past a girl being a bitch just cause she's fucking you.. if you were confident in yourself you'd know she was being a bitch and tell her to gtfo.

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DO WORK SON!

 

BTW

TROLL THE TROLL THAT TROLLS THE TROLL.

 

SO

PHOTOSHOP

GO NOW

 

http://www.neosoft.se/dev/advicedog/advicedog.php?line1=AWESOME+SHOOP&line2=FAIL+FAG

 

BTW THREAD IS LULZ :gaykeke: 800+ VIEWS WIN. but not as good as when i posted this in 4chan. made a huge flaming shitstorm - trolls went apeshit crazy

I've had a friend that was 100% pussy whipped. He lost his virginity to the girl. It was the first time he had sex, and started having sex on a regular basis. She fucking controlled him, and turned him fucking retarded.

 

Me and my buddy tried everything to help him out - no dice. She had him wrapped around her little finger. She cheated on him, and when he called her on it, the phone call ended in him apologizing her HER. :ugh:

 

 

Every time we heard him talking to her, 80% of his conversation was "sorry babe", "ya babe", "ok babe", sorry", "sorry babe", ya babe", sorry babe".

 

It was so sad. He used to be a cool book-smart kid. She destroyed him and turned him into a pussy whipped bitch. He could not see past that pussy, because she was the first to give it up to him. As long as she let him get his cock wet, all he would do was apologize to her (often for shit SHE did), and let her do whatever she wanted. It was one of the saddest things I have ever seen. They are broken up now, after she cheated on him AGAIN.(and he was proved 100% undeniable proof). He even got back together with her again after this second time being cheating! I was so glad when they finally broke up.(although I am pretty sure SHE ended it. He pretended otherwise :rolleyes: )

 

I got him laid with another chick, and that helped him see that she isn't the only pussy in the world. I think it was because she was his first, and he thought that pussy was hard to get or something. He just didn't understand that chicks have a sexy drive too, and he didn't understand how easy it is to get laid if you just put a little work into understanding how chicks think.

 

 

He is smarter now when it comes to chicks after I got him laid and showed him that chicks are looking to get laid as much as guys are, they just think differently about it. But I suspect that if another chick tried to control him and let him get his dick wet, he would fall for the same trap again...

 

I will continue to try to save him, but eventually I will not be around to do so, and he will end up getting sucked in by another crazy bitch, and I will get back into town to find him married, apologizing to his wife for her cheating on him, and promising to do more ridiculous shit. :ugh:

 

Maybe some guys are just destined to be pussy whipped...

 

 

 

 

Stay Classy.

I'm 23 years old. I have practically no friends. I've always had few friends. The older I got, the less friends I had. During college, I kept in touch with several high school friends, but they are now off doing better things with their lives. I don't hang out with anybody. I live at home with my parents and I don't even take out the trash. I have a job, but it's not even considered part-time work. I do the work and go home. I go online. Watch TV. I masturbate to all types of porn except beastiality and CP. I'm not into that shit.

 

I'm a virgin, obviously. I'm one of those people that can't look you straight in the eye let alone giving a girl eye contact. I have a tendency to stutter and murmur when I talk to people, especially girls. I have no confidence and no self-esteem. I've never even been close or intimate with any girl before. No first kiss, not even holding a girl's hand.

 

I've come to accept that the rest of my life will just be as lonely. No friends, no girlfriend. Oh yeah, my family thinks I'm a failure too. I'm surprised they haven't kicked me out yet. :gayd:

 

It's fucking depressing. My life sucks. Yeah, you can give advice all you want, but I have no balls to follow those advice. I'm a natural born loser and I fucking hate it. I'm a lonely loser in every sense of the word. Your life is better than mine.

lol jesus christ, you're just a walking generalization 'most men'.. 'most men', I'm sorry but where are you getting these statistics from?

 

Obviously, I'm getting these statistics from observing my friends. The situation is far too common in the population of interest, thus it appears to be statistically significant.

 

Have you ever actually stepped back and taken a look at what your friends are like? I doubt it.

 

and of course you have to be insecure if you can't see past a girl being a bitch just cause she's fucking you.. if you were confident in yourself you'd know she was being a bitch and tell her to gtfo.

 

Being blind doesn't make you insecure. You would be insecure if you stayed with a chick because she puts out, even though you know she is a bitch. This isn't the same situation. The people I've observed simply don't realize the chick is a bitch.

bad troll is bad, stop feeding this troll it's obviously fake

 

 

 

you realize she can still get pregnant right? pre-cum contains trace amounts of sperm

 

actually it doesn't...the only way it can contain sperm is if you ejaculated before and didn't clean yourself properly...precum is nothing more than a lubricant.

precum shows you are not ready

actually it doesn't...the only way it can contain sperm is if you ejaculated before and didn't clean yourself properly...precum is nothing more than a lubricant.

listen up tard it DOES have sperm in it and CAN get a girl pregnant