Fuck it or burn it with fire?

 

For those who don't know this is Vice President candidate Sarah Palin

 

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yeah i'd fuck my governor

Are you kidding? Like you have to ask cuz I'd totally sleep with the WHOLE FAMILY except the dad but yes the son is fine too.

I'm not sure, I'm not a mother fucker and I don't know the Palin family too well and any of them should have fresh cunts but a few down already apparently.

Did you know that...

 

Sarah Palin does not have 5 kids, she actually has 7. Their names are Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper, Trig, Chuck Norris, and Jack Bauer.

 

The Northern Lights are really just the reflection from Sarah Palin's eyes.

 

The Russians sold Alaska to America because Sarah Palin would not submit to autocracy.

 

The Arctic Circle runs through Alaska so the Sun can have some relief from Sarah Palin's bright glare.

 

Sarah Palin is allowed first dibs on Alaskan wolfpack kills.

 

Sarah Palin is so pro-life that she personally hog-tied two reps from Planned Parenthood who came knocking at her door.

 

It's not raining in DC. Those are God's tears of joy that McCain picked Sarah Palin.

 

Sarah Palin's hotness is the largest single contributor to melting polar ice caps.

 

Sarah Palin is the "other" whom Yoda spoke about.

 

Sarah Palin's presence in the lower 48 means the Arctic ice cap can finally return.

 

Sarah Palin fired Jack Bauer because he was too soft in dealing with terrorists.

 

Sarah Palin's pageant career ended early so other women could have a chance.

 

Sarah Palin's son Track is going to Iraq after the Surge, because a Palin during the Surge would have been unfair.

 

Sarah Palin wears glasses lest her uncontrollable optic blasts slaughter everyone. (X-Men reference)

 

Sarah Palin actually has Big Foot in her freezer.

 

Sarah Palin gave a speech in Texas after her water broke before flying home to Alaska to give birth. (Actually true)

 

Sarah Palin doesn't need a gun to hunt. She has been known to throw a bullet through an adult bull elk.

 

Sarah Palin once spilled coffee on Joe Biden & one of his $400 ties from Pink.

 

Sarah Palin keeps her hair in a beehive to hide her ninja weaponry.

 

Sarah Palin will personally open a homemade can of whoopa** on Ahmadinejad, Putin, and Chavez as soon as she's done making mooseburgers for her kids.

 

A grizzly bear once tried to stare down Sarah Palin. Once.

 

Sarah Palin will send Joe Biden a pre-debate cheat sheet. The sheet will have tips on defending against Kung Fu Death Grip.

 

Sarah Palin became governor because five children left her with too much spare energy.

 

Sarah Palin will give birth to the man who will lead humanity's war against the machines. (Terminator reference)

 

Three of Sarah Palin's 5 kids came out sideways and she never flinched.

 

Global Warming doesn't kill polar bears. Sarah Palin does. Generally with her bare hands.

 

Sarah Palin was the original "Deadliest Catch."

 

Sarah Palin paid her way through school by hunting for Kodiak pelts with a slingshot.

 

Alaska is the 49th state solely because they knew even in 1959 that Sarah Palin never finishes last.

 

Chuck Norris wishes he was Sarah Palin trapped in a man's body.

 

Sarah Palin got Tom Brady pregnant, and then left him.

 

Sarah Palin killed and ate the Grizzly Man.

 

Sarah Palin killed and ate Frank Murkowski.

 

Sarah Palin once won the Iditarod without any dogs. She simply willed the sled to victory.

 

Sarah Palin wears half the makeup that John Edwards wears and still looks like twice the woman he does.

 

Sarah Palin once guided Santa's sleigh through an Alaskan blizzard with the light from her smile.

 

Sarah Palin fishes salmon by convincing them it's in their interest to jump into the boat.

 

 

 

 

Stay Classy.

Did you know that...

 

Sarah Palin does not have 5 kids, she actually has 7. Their names are Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper, Trig, Chuck Norris, and Jack Bauer.

 

The Northern Lights are really just the reflection from Sarah Palin's eyes.

 

The Russians sold Alaska to America because Sarah Palin would not submit to autocracy.

 

The Arctic Circle runs through Alaska so the Sun can have some relief from Sarah Palin's bright glare.

 

Sarah Palin is allowed first dibs on Alaskan wolfpack kills.

 

Sarah Palin is so pro-life that she personally hog-tied two reps from Planned Parenthood who came knocking at her door.

 

It's not raining in DC. Those are God's tears of joy that McCain picked Sarah Palin.

 

Sarah Palin's hotness is the largest single contributor to melting polar ice caps.

 

Sarah Palin is the "other" whom Yoda spoke about.

 

Sarah Palin's presence in the lower 48 means the Arctic ice cap can finally return.

 

Sarah Palin fired Jack Bauer because he was too soft in dealing with terrorists.

 

Sarah Palin's pageant career ended early so other women could have a chance.

 

Sarah Palin's son Track is going to Iraq after the Surge, because a Palin during the Surge would have been unfair.

 

Sarah Palin wears glasses lest her uncontrollable optic blasts slaughter everyone. (X-Men reference)

 

Sarah Palin actually has Big Foot in her freezer.

 

Sarah Palin gave a speech in Texas after her water broke before flying home to Alaska to give birth. (Actually true)

 

Sarah Palin doesn't need a gun to hunt. She has been known to throw a bullet through an adult bull elk.

 

Sarah Palin once spilled coffee on Joe Biden & one of his $400 ties from Pink.

 

Sarah Palin keeps her hair in a beehive to hide her ninja weaponry.

 

Sarah Palin will personally open a homemade can of whoopa** on Ahmadinejad, Putin, and Chavez as soon as she's done making mooseburgers for her kids.

 

A grizzly bear once tried to stare down Sarah Palin. Once.

 

Sarah Palin will send Joe Biden a pre-debate cheat sheet. The sheet will have tips on defending against Kung Fu Death Grip.

 

Sarah Palin became governor because five children left her with too much spare energy.

 

Sarah Palin will give birth to the man who will lead humanity's war against the machines. (Terminator reference)

 

Three of Sarah Palin's 5 kids came out sideways and she never flinched.

 

Global Warming doesn't kill polar bears. Sarah Palin does. Generally with her bare hands.

 

Sarah Palin was the original "Deadliest Catch."

 

Sarah Palin paid her way through school by hunting for Kodiak pelts with a slingshot.

 

Alaska is the 49th state solely because they knew even in 1959 that Sarah Palin never finishes last.

 

Chuck Norris wishes he was Sarah Palin trapped in a man's body.

 

Sarah Palin got Tom Brady pregnant, and then left him.

 

Sarah Palin killed and ate the Grizzly Man.

 

Sarah Palin killed and ate Frank Murkowski.

 

Sarah Palin once won the Iditarod without any dogs. She simply willed the sled to victory.

 

Sarah Palin wears half the makeup that John Edwards wears and still looks like twice the woman he does.

 

Sarah Palin once guided Santa's sleigh through an Alaskan blizzard with the light from her smile.

 

Sarah Palin fishes salmon by convincing them it's in their interest to jump into the boat.

 

 

 

 

Stay Classy.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAAA

she is fucking hot even after that many kids !

i would fuck her even though she is batshit insane

No. Won't stick my dick in a conservative. Sorry.

No. Won't stick my dick in a conservative. Sorry.

 

LMAO best reply yet !

Did you know that...

Chuck Norris wishes he was Sarah Palin trapped in a man's body.

 

This one actually made me laugh. :wow:

shes pretty hot i would hit it too but as a vice president it shows the lack of judgment from mccains part, and how hes just to old , mccain is basically saying that hes going to one man the presidency having a woman as vice president is showing his balls and how hes not going to die during the next 8 years, her daughter is a slut how else do you get pregnate when your 17, she problay saw her parents fucking bunch of times and that drama tized her lol and she is just one of does dumbass seceratry hot chicks who would never be able to handle being president if mccain gets a heart attack or something. now only dumbass rednecks in the middle states are voting for him and her while the rest of the world is still hoping for obama

that pic of her in bikini is photoshopped right...gah, wow...what a milf either way.

A woman in politics is like having prohibition resurface.

The Russians sold Alaska to America because Sarah Palin would not submit to autocracy.

 

wat? Don't care for the Sarah Palin part, but wtf is this russians selling alaska?

zuZu;584346']shes pretty hot i would hit it too but as a vice president it shows the lack of judgment from mccains part' date=' and how hes just to old , mccain is basically saying that hes going to one man the presidency having a woman as vice president is showing his balls and how hes not going to die during the next 8 years, her daughter is a slut how else do you get pregnate when your 17, she problay saw her parents fucking bunch of times and that drama tized her lol and she is just one of does dumbass seceratry hot chicks who would never be able to handle being president if mccain gets a heart attack or something. now only dumbass rednecks in the middle states are voting for him and her while the rest of the world is still hoping for obama[/quote']

 

I sincerely doubt she had sex, and accidentally got pregnant because she witnessed her parents doing so.

Myriad;584378']wat? Don't care for the Sarah Palin part' date=' but wtf is this russians selling alaska?[/quote']

 

oooh I dunno, maybe because Russia actually sold Alaska to America??? Retard.

 

As for the thread, she's hot, fuck it fuck it fuck it.

oooh I dunno, maybe because Russia actually sold Alaska to America??? Retard.

 

As for the thread, she's hot, fuck it fuck it fuck it.

 

lol, you still raged at me?

 

Anyway, my bad, wrong territory.

zuZu;584346']shes pretty hot i would hit it too but as a vice president it shows the lack of judgment from mccains part' date=' and how hes just to old , mccain is basically saying that hes going to one man the presidency having a woman as vice president is showing his balls and how hes not going to die during the next 8 years, her daughter is a slut how else do you get pregnate when your 17, she problay saw her parents fucking bunch of times and that drama tized her lol and she is just one of does dumbass seceratry hot chicks who would never be able to handle being president if mccain gets a heart attack or something. now only dumbass rednecks in the middle states are voting for him and her while the rest of the world is still hoping for obama[/quote']

 

You butcher the english language worse than Bush which says a lot about you. I mean seriously, you actually said "drama tized".

oooh I dunno, maybe because Russia actually sold Alaska to America??? Retard.

 

As for the thread, she's hot, fuck it fuck it fuck it.

 

woah...hooden's back? when did this happeN??

sp0rky;584391']You butcher the english language worse than Bush which says a lot about you. I mean seriously' date=' you actually said "drama tized".[/color']

shut up tranny go wear some make up and jack off some crackhead

zuzu is drama tized

zuZu;584416']shut up tranny go wear some make up and jack off some crackhead

 

Raged.

 

Neko;584417']zuzu is drama tized

 

I know I am after attempting to read the shit he spews as english. Who knows, maybe we will get lucky and there will be another armenian genocide and this time zuzu will get killed along with the rest of his stinky subhuman mudblood race.

why do people think that ugly cuntrag is attractive?

sp0rky;584423']Raged.

 

 

 

I know I am after attempting to read the shit he spews as english. Who knows, maybe we will get lucky and there will be another armenian genocide and this time zuzu will get killed along with the rest of his stinky subhuman mudblood race.

 

u can only talk shit like this online and thats all u have ur the one thats raged at me cuss i turned you into a transexual