Posted September 14, 200816 yr Last night I fell through a glass door, its prolly gonna be like $300.
September 14, 200816 yr Author The worst was that one time I accidentally the fleshlight! Stay Classy. ha:devil::devil::devil::devil::devil:
September 14, 200816 yr i went to some dudes house party once up north, and his dad was some crazy ass faggot hunter who had animals every where. So like 5 of us made one of those chinese dragons out of a bear rug thing and ran around the house hitting shit, the person in front was holding a bucks head and ramming the antlers into other shit. After that i had some sailor jerry's and stole a straw cowboy hat from the dudes mom. I wore that for some time afterword, got into someones dae-woo and went to a truckstop for 24/7 restaurant, ordered some hashbrowns ate several bites, went backinto the car and threw up outside the car window at ~60mph, needless to say i had a taco pizza earlier that fucked up the whole side of the dae-woo. about 17 days later they finally had all my information and the mom came down and took her straw hat back i had worn it to work every single day. word. at the end of the night some guy yelled out "Have I been HAD? , I've BEEN HAD!!!" Edited September 14, 200816 yr by [myg0t]slayer
September 14, 200816 yr The worst was that one time I accidentally the fleshlight! Stay Classy. the whole thing?
September 14, 200816 yr I don't fuck up so hard when I'm drunk. When I was young I managed to get my laptop stolen from me, that's about the worst thing that's happened to me.
September 14, 200816 yr so much fucking shit from smashing my front tooth out(lol), snapping my leg in half, being arrested numerous ammounts of times from aggrevated robbery, assault, criminal damage and drunk and disorderly. so much fucking shit, so many cringeworthy moments.. yet i still get drunk all the time
September 14, 200816 yr ^^ I was raped as a small child when dad was drunk.. As for me my ex-girlfriend went out to get her purse from her car and we locked her outside, needless to say her dumbass slept on the grass insted of in the car..... ps its my birfday Edited September 14, 200816 yr by Jitler
September 14, 200816 yr fucking nagger. I took a shit in a drying machine once. The next day a girl proceeded to do her laundry in it, it sounds too good to be true, but it happened. :rape:
September 14, 200816 yr Stomped on my friend`s mom`s flowerbed and ripped out flowers while giggling like an idiot and then pissed on their stairs while she was watching.
September 14, 200816 yr I almost got stabbed by some stupid chink (where I live, if your skin isn't white that automatically makes you a gangster). I was looking for my shoes in a whole mess of shoes (there was like 200 people at that house party so I'm amazed my shoes didn't get stolen) and he pushed me and said "Get the fuck outa the way" so I pushed hm back and he fell right down a set of stairs taking his friends down with him. So they all ran up and started punching me and shit (one threw a slurpee on me or some shit), and after a solid ten minutes of people breaking the fight up one of the chinks took out their knife and ran at me but everyone was on my side so he got taken right the fuck out. They then trashed the house right after and ran away like little bitches. Oh, and the guy I pushed turned out to be a body builder or some shit who was way bigger than me but I couldn't tell at the time. Edited September 14, 200816 yr by De3emon
September 14, 200816 yr kicked out my ex gf's windsheild while sitting in the passenger seat. fell down stairs quite a bit. harassed people in the mcdonalds drive through and ended up getting a consumption ticket. drove drunk and got arrested..twice.
September 14, 200816 yr got really fucked up then decided it would be a good idea to take about 5 oxycotton i blacked out and woke up to a nurse pulling a catheter out of my dick the doctors said i was lucky to be alive ect. THE MORAL TO THIS STORY IS NOT TO MIX AND MATCH
September 14, 200816 yr kicked out my ex gf's windsheild while sitting in the passenger seat. fell down stairs quite a bit. harassed people in the mcdonalds drive through and ended up getting a consumption ticket. drove drunk and got arrested..twice. so its not just a clever name got really fucked up then decided it would be a good idea to take about 5 oxycotton i blacked out and woke up to a nurse pulling a catheter out of my dick the doctors said i was lucky to be alive ect. THE MORAL TO THIS STORY IS NOT TO MIX AND MATCH lol i took one 40mg oxy when i was shitfaced and blacked right out too. it was the first/only time i ever touched oxy. i ended up passed out in a bush with one shoe on. yes its not a great idea to drink and do oxies if you aren't used to it
September 14, 200816 yr Playing a game at nightclubs etc where you get dancing with a fat girl, then start getting close to her and put your arms round her, then go up close to her ear and shout "YOU FAT BITCH" and seeing how long you can hold on while she tries to shake you off and beat the shit out of you. Pretty harsh but funny every time.
September 14, 200816 yr Hoad;585185']Playing a game at nightclubs etc where you get dancing with a fat girl' date=' then start getting close to her and put your arms round her, then go up close to her ear and shout "YOU FAT BITCH" and seeing how long you can hold on while she tries to shake you off and beat the shit out of you. Pretty harsh but funny every time.[/quote'] RIIIFK
September 15, 200816 yr got really fucked up then decided it would be a good idea to take about 5 oxycotton i blacked out and woke up to a nurse pulling a catheter out of my dick the doctors said i was lucky to be alive ect. THE MORAL TO THIS STORY IS NOT TO MIX AND MATCH did you shit yourself?
