September 15, 200816 yr I almost got stabbed by some stupid chink (where I live, if your skin isn't white that automatically makes you a gangster). I was looking for my shoes in a whole mess of shoes (there was like 200 people at that house party so I'm amazed my shoes didn't get stolen) and he pushed me and said "Get the fuck outa the way" so I pushed hm back and he fell right down a set of stairs taking his friends down with him. So they all ran up and started punching me and shit (one threw a slurpee on me or some shit), and after a solid ten minutes of people breaking the fight up one of the chinks took out their knife and ran at me but everyone was on my side so he got taken right the fuck out. They then trashed the house right after and ran away like little bitches. Oh, and the guy I pushed turned out to be a body builder or some shit who was way bigger than me but I couldn't tell at the time. I wanna be at that house party.
September 15, 200816 yr Copying from member's forum since you're all pussies: So Hurricane literally just about killed me tonight. Me and some friends were out at a bar and we got slightly toasted. I weigh like a buck thirty and I had like 3 beers, jack and coke, white russian, and I chugged something else I have no clue what was in it in like an hour and a half. Hurricane Ike hit earlier today and has moved up north, so it was slightly raining like a motherfucker. Me and a friend decide to walk back since a DD is definately double plus ungood. It's about a mile walk alltogether so we stop various places to get out of the rain. One place we stop is the Tri-Delt house (Delta Delta Delta), and out front they have a picnic table and a couple chairs. We're completely fucking soaked at this point, and still slightly drunk, so we grab two heavy ass iron chairs and slink them on our shoulders and attempt to carry them the half-mile up the hill home. We decide to take a shortcut across a parking lot to shave off a few blocks, but at the other side is a drainage ditch. I'm still fucking toasted at this point, it's raining like a motherfucker, so I fucking hit that shit like a gold medalist Olympian with that big iron ass chair on my back still. Lets just say that water was moving and at least 4 feet deep. At this point, I'm totally fucking fucked. I grab for branches but that water will just fuck you up. Luckily the chair gets wedged into the drain pipe opening and that saves my ass from getting sucked into the underground shit. I start yelling my ass off for my friend who comes and rescues my ass. By that point, I lost my shirt that was over my shoulders, the chair, my phone, my keys, and my pants/boxers are at like my ankles so I'm like bare assed in 4 foot of water that is trying to force it's way up my ass. He gets me out, and since we're both fucking drunk still, he goes back for the chair that's wedged in the sewers that's still in the 4 foot of raging water. I somehow convince his ass that that is a stupid fucking idea and we bail the fuck out of there. TL;DR: I got drunk off my ass, about drowned in a drainage ditch, but profited two chairs from some rich bitches. Today we went back and unwedged the chair that saved my ass and took it home. one arm chair Edited September 15, 200816 yr by [myg0t]OverlordQ
September 15, 200816 yr I found a little girl and kidnapped her, then I raped her, and after that I sawed off her limbs, and proceeded to fuck her severed limbs. Then I cut up her dead body and boiled it into a soup, and put the soup into a large container and went to a homeless shelter and gave them the soup as charity. I kid, I kid. But I did cheat at counter strike once.
September 15, 200816 yr I wanna be at that house party. I wish I was back in high school for more of that shit.
September 15, 200816 yr I wish I was back in high school for more of that shit. I'm gonna try and re-enroll.
September 15, 200816 yr that actually is a pretty nice chair. LOL Their carpet is fucking gross, though.
September 15, 200816 yr Once was out with a few friends, totally drunk, and started stealing peoples solarlights from in their gardens. Dont know if u guys know of them but they are these lights people stick in their yards and they have solar panels on the top and they glow at night. Anyway we were taking turns swiping them from peoples yards when i came upto a house and was sneaking around the front yard to go pinch one. Then as i was trying to get it out of the ground (they are like on stakes u ram into the groud) the owner came out and saw he. He started yelling all this shit and came running right at me and i managed to pull it out, swung it around and smashed it in the guys face. He went down, didnt get up and we took off
September 15, 200816 yr MasterVampire;585244']Once was out with a few friends, totally drunk, and started stealing peoples solarlights from in their gardens. Dont know if u guys know of them but they are these lights people stick in their yards and they have solar panels on the top and they glow at night. Anyway we were taking turns swiping them from peoples yards when i came upto a house and was sneaking around the front yard to go pinch one. Then as i was trying to get it out of the ground (they are like on stakes u ram into the groud) the owner came out and saw he. He started yelling all this shit and came running right at me and i managed to pull it out, swung it around and smashed it in the guys face. He went down, didnt get up and we took off lol man I used to steal shit loads of those no body ever came out tho.
September 15, 200816 yr last summer i got wasted on whiskey and decided to go walk around the streets with my friends. so we go, and this girl i was seeing at the time, her house was close to where i was so i texted her to come hang out with us, but i didnt get a reply, so we just kept walking. then we found our other friends that were with a couple girls that were all hammered, and this is like right outside of the girl i was seeing's house. so this one short ass girl comes up to me and is like who are you? im like, john. she's like your hot lets go find some place to do stuff. i'm drunk as fuck so i'm like sure whatever. we ended up going at it right on the girl i was seeing's front lawn. then the girl i was seeing comes outside a bit later, we had moved around, lost my friends. the tiny drunk girl ended up giving me head and i fingered the fuck out of her. but yeah, we finish up, go and find my friends, and low and behold, the girl i am seeing is right there, while i'm walking out with some other girl, and to top it all off, she had cum on her shirt HAHA. and i ended up dating the one girl (the one i was seeing) like 2 days after this had happened hahaha, then i dumped her, lmao i fuckin win
September 15, 200816 yr destroyed this kids entire house the inside smashed holes in the wall ripped off the staircase hit the fans with a bat bashed every window out etc fun fun fun
September 15, 200816 yr CJ;585335']destroyed this kids entire house the inside smashed holes in the wall ripped off the staircase hit the fans with a bat bashed every window out etc fun fun fun Dick move
September 15, 200816 yr CJ;585335']destroyed this kids entire house the inside smashed holes in the wall ripped off the staircase hit the fans with a bat bashed every window out etc fun fun fun lol @ sig.
September 16, 200816 yr took a piss on my old mans head then when he gave me a bollock in stumbled away and finished the job down the stairs
September 16, 200816 yr did you shit yourself? no but i did piss myself...woke up with a hospital gown. yeah warmed up to 12 shots of tequila then i drank 3/4 a half gallon of 100proof vodka then took the 5 pain killers and almost had to pay for the ambulance ride.... which would have sucked fucking dick
September 16, 200816 yr i did this http://jj.am/gallery/d/39186-1/EvolutionCastlevania.jpg HAHAHAHA the asian countries are the bessst EDIT: GETTING PISSED FOR FREE IS FUN Edited September 16, 200816 yr by Ragemaster`
September 16, 200816 yr new years eve got so high and drunk that i ended up fucking some chick in a drive way at 12 then saying bye and going to another party. broke the side of a bath by passing out standing up. pissed in a drink and gave it too some1. woke up on the bonnet of a car. i have more but lets not bore you with em.
