Posted October 5, 200816 yr Okay, okay. So first I am going to start off by introducing myself - my name is D'Angelo Marks, nice to meet you all I suppose. Okay, so recently I got in trouble with the cops... let's say I have been dealing with some people who I shouldn't be dealing with for the last few years (Jesse James shit right), and I had to take care of them in harsh ways due to complications. Anyways, the cops found out and now I am, basically, on the run. So i need some ideas - where to go, where to hide, what to avoid, what to look for, people to talk to, connections that you may have had (you can PM me this), or literally anything you think I should know. Any help is appreciated and normally I would get to know people better before asking this kind of question, but I really am in tight shit here. Thanks, D'ANGELO
October 5, 200816 yr Well D'Angelo... http://www.thetoque.com/images/stories/david_caruso_sunglasses.jpg ...you're fucked.
October 5, 200816 yr you're kidding right? Why myg0t forums? I still live with my parents for Pete's sake along with most people here.
October 5, 200816 yr you REALLY should avoid oversized banana costumes. thats what i would do. good luck! :nigga: (lol that must look like you)
October 5, 200816 yr If you are in a Mexican jail you are in luck. Take advantage of the acidity of the salsa in your next nachos, a native Mexican food and rub it on the window bars of the jail and repeated application over time will dissolve it then you can make your jail break like the filthy mexicana desperado you are.
October 5, 200816 yr WeinerBeater said: QFT. Also, let me get this straight. So you're on the run from cops after a long life of street thug type actvity, and of all places to turn to for help, you decided to go to myg0t forums. You see, a myg0t's ability to induce rage in players of any game totally makes them hardened thugs with years of criminal experience. In other words: scuse me wtf r u doin
October 5, 200816 yr just do what you normaly do and "take care" of the cops when they come to get you gangsta.
October 5, 200816 yr Get a new identity by applying for somebody's death certificate, who died around your age. Take over his identity. I wouldn't keep in contact with your friends/family. They would probably go and question them asking for your whereabouts. Thats just where I'd start.
October 5, 200816 yr Here's an idea, turn yourself in or end up like your cousins or friends who think they are tough shit and invincible to bullets and "the man" I suggest you get off the Internet cafe PC your at, walk out onto the street and right into the nearest police station you can find. Popular to contrary belief myg0t.com and its associates do not promote crime or anything that surrounds it. If you have problems with crime i suggest you take your problems elsewhere, we are highly involved in such clubs as DARE, Mothers Against Drunk Driving, NAMBLA and other community based organizations. myg0t and its community officials thank you for your cooperation. Jitler
October 5, 200816 yr Shh... the FBI is watching us. You have exactly 15 minutes to leave before they show up.
October 5, 200816 yr Quote Necrophilia;588289']Hide in the sewers; the Mutants will help you from then on out. I don't think you have any friends. Enjoy your sunscreen.
October 5, 200816 yr I WOULD RECOMMEND YOU NOT POST YOUR SITUATION AND FULL REAL NAME ON THE INTERNETS FOR STARTERS YOU RETARDED JEWISH WOMAN NIGGER-FAGGOT
October 6, 200816 yr Ragemaster` said: If you are in a Mexican jail you are in luck. Take advantage of the acidity of the salsa in your next nachos, a native Mexican food and rub it on the window bars of the jail and repeated application over time will dissolve it then you can make your jail break like the filthy mexicana desperado you are. You need a DC electrical current flowing through for that. AC just won't cut it.
