October 17, 200816 yr Author theMinkey;590398']just lost my vote. Why you have to be so racist Minkey :(
October 17, 200816 yr Banfelt;590405']rifk string cheese sandwich Good stuff, if i could post another entry i would post my desert sammich!
October 18, 200816 yr Crafting something as unique as a sandwich requires the proficiency to combine both culinary skills/knowledge and a mathematical precision, worthy of Aristotle's approval. A well prepared sandwich is not only a meal, but art. That being said, in this very post, I shall not only amaze the munchies-starved crowd, but leave the competition in total awe, contriving a retro Jerome de Salis victorian sandwich with a side of latin seasonings and tastes. So let get this fucker started... First off, the ingredients! http://i494.photobucket.com/albums/rr309/CafetonNinja/01/01.jpg - Ham - Trukey ham - Pesto Genovese - Oregano - "Requeijão" (Brazilian cream cheese... Just awesome on sandwiches.) - Mozzarella Cheese - 3 (three) slices of bread Now, the first thing you wanna do, is evenly spread the cream cheese on two of the bread slices. http://i494.photobucket.com/albums/rr309/CafetonNinja/01/02.jpg Then, spread your seasoning on both slices... Always remember, you don't need a lot to get the taste. A subtle ammount should do. http://i494.photobucket.com/albums/rr309/CafetonNinja/01/03.jpg It's time for the motherfucking cheese. Cut about 4 (four) even pieces, and place them on the bread slices accordingly. http://i494.photobucket.com/albums/rr309/CafetonNinja/01/04.jpg http://i494.photobucket.com/albums/rr309/CafetonNinja/01/05.jpg Let's move on to the meat. Cut both your turkey ham, and pig ham (jews can't make this sandwich, sorry...) and place them on the bread slices, covering the cheese. http://i494.photobucket.com/albums/rr309/CafetonNinja/01/06.jpg http://i494.photobucket.com/albums/rr309/CafetonNinja/01/07.jpg Now, you might be wondering, why i left the third bread slice hanging? Well, it's Pesto time. Spread the seasoning on one side of the remaining bread slice, and DON'T USE TOO MUCH, it might ruin the taste of the final product if too much is used. http://i494.photobucket.com/albums/rr309/CafetonNinja/01/08.jpg Here comes the tricky part. Place the third slice, with the side the Pesto was spread, facing any of the other bread slices, and complete the remaining side with some more seasoning. http://i494.photobucket.com/albums/rr309/CafetonNinja/01/09.jpg Now, pile the 3 (three) slices altogheter... http://i494.photobucket.com/albums/rr309/CafetonNinja/01/10.jpg Fucker looks ready hmm? Hell no... I shall slice the "sides" of the bread, for the sake of the frisky fatties at myg0t forums with my ginsu steel. [http://i494.photobucket.com/albums/rr309/CafetonNinja/01/11.jpg And, let's not waste food. This hungry bastard was looking at me during the whole process, so he gets a share. Yet, not fully satisfied, I went to my design table, and made decorations for my entry. http://i494.photobucket.com/albums/rr309/CafetonNinja/01/decorations.jpg And here it is! My "myg0t sandwich" entry!! http://i494.photobucket.com/albums/rr309/CafetonNinja/01/finale.jpg Hope you guys enjoy it! I did! Edited October 18, 200816 yr by ElCafetonNinja
October 18, 200816 yr what with the capital M in myg0t haven't you been here long enough to know i do like all the pictures tho
October 18, 200816 yr OK HERE IS MY PENIS SAUSAGE M#NWICH HERE WERE THE INGREDIANTS MAKIN IT: 1x 1pound of Premio Spicy Sausage (MORE SAUSAGE THE BETTER) 1x red pepper 1x green pepper 1/2x onion 1x clove of garlic 1x loaf of everything bread Spicy Mustard http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x209/fordrew11/1.jpg PREP http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x209/fordrew11/2.jpg WEINERS COOKIN http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x209/fordrew11/3.jpg http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x209/fordrew11/4.jpg ASSEMBLY http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x209/fordrew11/6.jpg http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x209/fordrew11/7.jpg Edited October 21, 200816 yr by [myg0t]skillzthatkillz
October 18, 200816 yr http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x209/fordrew11/8.jpg http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x209/fordrew11/10.jpg THE END http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x209/fordrew11/11.jpg A++ SPELLING BY ME BTW some more pics here: http://s185.photobucket.com/albums/x209/fordrew11/ Edited October 21, 200816 yr by [myg0t]skillzthatkillz
October 19, 200816 yr I think somebody should post a hamburger...that's better than any other sandwich.
October 19, 200816 yr I think somebody should post a hamburger...that's better than any other sandwich. QFT. THIS THREAT REQUIRES MORE AMERICAN FOOD.
October 19, 200816 yr skillzthatkillz;590593] http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x209/fordrew11/10.jpg Looks so tasty it could rage a nun.
October 19, 200816 yr skillz's sandwich looks good but 6 sausages in one sandwich? I can feel my arteries clogging up just looking at it. ONLY TRUE M3NS CAN EAT THE SAMMICH
October 19, 200816 yr Sammich Fit for an Aryan http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c326/nicayotte/IMG00315.jpg http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c326/nicayotte/IMG00316.jpg http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c326/nicayotte/IMG00317.jpg It includes the following... White bread turkey Salami Ham Mayo Hroseradish Mustard Olives 2 types of lettus Guda Cheese Mozarella Cheese String Cheese American Cheese nerd
October 19, 200816 yr skillz's sandwich looks good but 6 sausages in one sandwich? I can feel my arteries clogging up just looking at it. thats a m3n sandwich, you faggot. youre much of a pussy to consume all those phallus meats.
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October 19, 200816 yr I see no olive oil. Fail, JW. Gross! Why would anyone put oil on a sandwich? It would just soak in the bread and make it soggy. I don't think it would really go with what I have going on there anyway.:dunno:
October 20, 200816 yr Author Gross! Why would anyone put oil on a sandwich? It would just soak in the bread and make it soggy. I don't think it would really go with what I have going on there anyway.:dunno: Oil and vinegar on a sammich of that sort would be delicious. You fail due to not knowing sammich basics.