October 21, 200816 yr Author [myg0t]ataraxia's Heart Attack Special Ingredients: 2 pieces bologna 2 hot dogs 4 pieces bacon 2 slices cheddar cheese 3 pieces bread 2 pickle slices Diced jalapenos Sweet relish 15 pepperoni slices 1 breaded chicken patty 1 individual pizza Mustard Mayo Tapatio hot sauce http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v30/gerbil/SAMMICH/IMG_0132.jpg Preperation: Fry the bacon, bologna, and hot dogs(after slicing them in half). Place chicken patty and personal pizza in the oven. Toast two slices of white bread. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v30/gerbil/SAMMICH/IMG_0136.jpg Assembly, layer 1: Take the two pieces of toasted bread, and apply mustard to both sides. Place hot dog slices, Tapatio hot sauce, and two pickle slices on one slice. Place diced jalepenos and sweet relish on the other slice. Then assemble sides. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v30/gerbil/SAMMICH/IMG_0137.jpg
October 21, 200816 yr Author Assembly, layer two: On the bottom slice of the hot dog layer, place mustard and mayo, topped with 4 pieces of bacon, and 2 pieces of fried bologna. On other half put more mustard and mayo, topped with a slice of cheddar cheese. Assemble halves together. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v30/gerbil/SAMMICH/IMG_0138.jpg Assembly, layer three: On bottom side of layer two, place mustard, a slice of cheese, pepperoni slices, and a breaded chicken patty. Once completed, flip whole assmebly on top of the individual pizza. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v30/gerbil/SAMMICH/IMG_0140.jpg FINAL PRODUCT: [myg0t]ataraxia's Heart Attack Special. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v30/gerbil/SAMMICH/IMG_0141.jpg
October 21, 200816 yr Author Jedi Pimp;591071']Whatever dude. You aren't running the competition, ataraxia is. He will make a determination on the enforcement of the rules. This isn't a "my cake for myg0t" competition where shit need to be exact. The reason for the sign is to verify that it wasn't stolen from the internet somewhere else. The amount of homosexual chef contained in Jedi's sandwich eliminates any suspicion that it could have been made by anyone besides him. Therefore he's exempt from the sign rule. Oh, and because who cares. Those rules were mostly for non-g0ts.
October 23, 200816 yr ataraxia;591128'] FINAL PRODUCT: [myg0t]ataraxia's Heart Attack Special. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v30/gerbil/SAMMICH/IMG_0141.jpg Sea man should eat healthier foods, and that could clog veins on two bites. Anyway, looks tasty as virgin pussy.
October 24, 200816 yr Hitman's Beast Not recommended for the small fries that cant eat. I made the bread cuz when you make a sammich, you might as well make it worth the while. The dough http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e194/onelife911/bread2.jpg Then you let that shit rise. So put in a bowl and leave it for like an hour. http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e194/onelife911/bread3.jpg Next form that shit into bread shape. And bake that shit. http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e194/onelife911/bread4.jpg Likes 20 mins later http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e194/onelife911/bread5.jpg Now you take that shit out and cut it down the middle. And make that shit. http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e194/onelife911/bread6.jpg What you need to make it tasty. Mayo green lettuce Mustard Tomato Green Onion Hard Boiled Egg salami Turkey American Cheese Swiss Provolone Then you get this. http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e194/onelife911/bread7.jpg http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e194/onelife911/bread8.jpg
October 24, 200816 yr The Kashew The ingredients: Ribeye steak Hearty Tuscan loaf of bread Bacon Lettuce Tomato Monterrey Jack Cheese Salt Pepper Olive Oil Cooking time: ~20-25 minutes. http://i431.photobucket.com/albums/qq32/RageofKashew/DSC00929.jpg Cut off any excess fat on the outside of the steak. Sprinkle salt and pepper on both sides of the ribeye steak. http://i431.photobucket.com/albums/qq32/RageofKashew/DSC00930.jpg Sear ribeye steak in pan with quarter inch of olive oil in it. http://i431.photobucket.com/albums/qq32/RageofKashew/DSC00931.jpg Flip after 2-3 minutes. http://i431.photobucket.com/albums/qq32/RageofKashew/DSC00932.jpg In another pan, start cooking your bacon. Cook it to how you like it. I like mine crispy. http://i431.photobucket.com/albums/qq32/RageofKashew/DSC00933.jpg After you're done searing the ribeye in the pan, place in a dish in the oven at BROIL. Let sit in there until desired or until you have everything else done. Don't let it sit for too long cause it will cook too much. http://i431.photobucket.com/albums/qq32/RageofKashew/DSC00934.jpg Take steak out of oven. Place Monterrey Jack cheese on ribeye steak. Place back in over until cheese is melted to your liking. http://i431.photobucket.com/albums/qq32/RageofKashew/DSC00935.jpg
October 24, 200816 yr After cheese is melted, take steak out of oven, and place on a slice of bread sliced to your preferred thickness. http://i431.photobucket.com/albums/qq32/RageofKashew/DSC00936.jpg Place bacon on it. http://i431.photobucket.com/albums/qq32/RageofKashew/DSC00937.jpg Place lettuce or tomato on it. You don't have to. However, I suggest it. My roommate had it without the lettuce and tomato and if you bite off any fat, you're going to really notice it. The lettuce and tomato mask the fat's texture. http://i431.photobucket.com/albums/qq32/RageofKashew/DSC00939.jpg Place mayo on top slice of bread. You can use other condiments, but mayo worked really well here. http://i431.photobucket.com/albums/qq32/RageofKashew/DSC00940.jpg Add chips and pickle. http://i431.photobucket.com/albums/qq32/RageofKashew/DSC00941.jpg Dig in. http://i431.photobucket.com/albums/qq32/RageofKashew/DSC00943.jpg A special thanks to my roommate for helping me clean up the mess and to HotKarl for giving me advice on how to cook the steak. Edited October 24, 200816 yr by Kashew
October 24, 200816 yr my mom gives me the bull shit "I've been cooking for 35 years so you make what you want". So I get off my lazy ass because its worth the time. Oh its worth it.....
October 24, 200816 yr Oh Jesus. I was actually going to try and put in a decent effort this year but Jedi's looks way to fucking delicious along with Kashews.
