Posted May 25, 200420 yr Allright, where I work at this fat chick came in last night and started talking to me. Not unmanagably fat, but fat enough. She wanted to know if I was single still, saw my profile on the internet blah blah, silly fat bitch stuff. Now, I know if I take her out on a date I can get a blow job, but she simply told me last night that she wants to make babies, something I cannot afford/need/want in my life (especially with bad fatty genes). So, should I take her and get some with 2 condoms? Or should I take her to a movie and get a blowjob?
May 25, 200420 yr hit it but make sure none of your friends or family members or strangers know about it. edit:kill her afterwords so she dont tell anyone either.
May 25, 200420 yr Author Let me explain that if I wasn't horny as a goat on crack, I wouldn't think about it.. I just need some pussy or a blowjob :naughty: http://s93489463.onlinehome.us/images/fattyfatfat/62008614.jpg http://s93489463.onlinehome.us/images/fattyfatfat/62353835.jpg http://s93489463.onlinehome.us/images/fattyfatfat/62059571.jpg :eek3d:
May 25, 200420 yr Author wow, thats pretty fat. blowjob maybe but i would not fuck a whale of that size. True, they say fat girls give head because they're always hungry, I'm gonna take her to the movie and not buy her any popcorn, I'll tell her if she's hungry she'll have to take a hit of the m3n cock
May 25, 200420 yr Author rifklesickles, this bitch just started messaging me, I R RAGED!!!!!111 http://s93489463.onlinehome.us/images/60862090.jpg
May 25, 200420 yr skitz.. that girl is wayy too fat to fuck.. or even get head from.. thats just gross dude >.> seriously.. thats just wrong.. hers what u do bring some meth, have her smoke it.. dont do shit with her meet her again, have her smoke meth, again.. after shes addicted come back and see her in 6months.. ^^ ---- ps. hope she doesnt turn out iek girl #2
May 25, 200420 yr skitz0r, what do you look like? attracting all this ugliness towards your direction.... maybe it is you who need to change.
May 25, 200420 yr skitz0r, what do you look like? attracting all this ugliness towards your direction.... maybe it is you who need to change. very true...what do you look like skitz and id go with the movie...if you are desperate go for it...shed probably give it good cause shes always hungry...i guess
May 25, 200420 yr You'd goto a movie with that fat ass? I wouldnt be caught dead in public with somebody that looked like that obese fat shit. Heres an idea, take her to the gym for your first date.
May 25, 200420 yr You'd goto a movie with that fat ass? I wouldnt be caught dead in public with somebody that looked like that obese fat shit. Heres an idea, take her to the gym for your first date. hahahaha ROFL dont hold her hand or anything dude...and if anyone asks say its your aunts friends niece from out of town or something and u HAD to show her around. and FYI she is pretty fat
May 25, 200420 yr FUCKIN' FAT. i wouldn't even doubt it. i'd never lower myself to that level of OOGLEH. seriously.. UGH..
May 25, 200420 yr m1Lf']FUCKIN' FAT. i wouldn't even doubt it. i'd never lower myself to that level of OOGLEH. seriously.. UGH.. +1
May 25, 200420 yr ok here is what you do.....fuck the hell out of her till ur bout to explode and right b4 u explode slam it in her mouth and blow your load and make her gag on it..... :O_o: :puke:
May 25, 200420 yr ok here is what you do.....fuck the hell out of her till ur bout to explode and right b4 u explode slam it in her mouth and blow your load and make her gag on it..... :O_o: :puke: she probably doesnt have a gag reflex cause she just chomps on shit. if you fuck her dont be on top.
May 25, 200420 yr she probably doesnt have a gag reflex cause she just chomps on shit. if you fuck her dont be on top. dude if you were on the bottom you would be a pancake.
May 25, 200420 yr if you are giving serious thought about her then you are new (no offense). That chick is too fat and ugly to get desperate with in my opinion but thats why your desperate. I would say do it, the more experience the better. Although, you will regret it for the rest of your life later on. Still worth it I think. Little Tip: Putting on two condoms has them rub together and break
May 25, 200420 yr Little Tip: Putting on two condoms has them rub together and break put on 58 condoms.
May 25, 200420 yr if you are giving serious thought about her then you are new (no offense). That chick is too fat and ugly to get desperate with in my opinion but thats why your desperate. I would say do it, the more experience the better. Although, you will regret it for the rest of your life later on. Still worth it I think. Little Tip: Putting on two condoms has them rub together and break /\ / \ / \ || || || Still a virgin
May 25, 200420 yr dude, just tell her to fuck off and give her reason or else the poor hippopotomas is never gonna get dicked.
