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if you dont have any self respect or almost no confidence then start with a fat chick and work yourself up to the bitches & hoes, for now just take her out to the movie and get a bj, but most likely she will just use u to get free movie tickets and food.
take her to the movies and get a bj. this is probably a once in a lifetime opportunity for someone like you.
MAKE SURE YOU USE 2 CONDOMS THE NUB THAT SAID THEY WILL MAKE EACH OTHER BREAK IS NOT A M3N USE 2 TRUST MEH

Get the Blowjob , then fuck her but beware , do not startle her or you run the risk of a stampede .

 

Keep this in mind , if you date a fat chick you gotta feed her , and feeding a fat chick still cost more than fueling your car (even at $2.00+ a gallon)

Hit and quit it.

 

If she ever talks to you again, pretend like you don't know her.

BJ from that bitch might turn ugly. First give her food, see if she bites before swallowing. If she doesn't, she's good to go. If she does, she might think your junk is a hot dog and take a nibble.

 

:drama: :drama: :drama:

http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/6084/skitz.jpg

 

LoL that really takes me back to when I was nine years old, the message oh course, not the fat chick.

 

P.S. Why don't you just fuck her in the Arse, then they will be no chance of here getting pregnant.

P.S. Why don't you just fuck her in the Arse, then they will be no chance of here getting pregnant.

 

do you realize how hard it is to even penetrate a whale-bitch from the back?

m1Lf']FUCKIN' FAT. i wouldn't even doubt it. i'd never lower myself to that level of OOGLEH. seriously.. UGH..

stop talking. Godly advice from the mighty m1lf.

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hahahaha :bowrofl:

 

First, this is me, I don't really look like a bag full of shit, but I am a hairy fucker.

The only reason I was considering is that I just got out of a long ass relationship and haven't got any for a few months due to her cutting me off :dfinger:

 

http://s93489463.onlinehome.us/images/skitz1.JPG

 

Secondly, I am somewhat desperate, but it's like this. Riding a fat bitch is like riding a bike with training wheels. You ride it hard, don't let your friends see and when you're done riding it you throw it in the river.

 

However, even though I believe that even though a hole is a hole and I'm horny as fuck, I will not fuck this fatty. I have better offers on the table, I honestly just wanted something to tide me over until the time comes to get another girl in the bag.

 

Here's a hint-- fat bitches, low self esteem= easy lay. Just don't let the good looking ones find out, or else you'll get stuck with a rep as a chubby chaser and the hot ones won't let you hit it.

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I SURRENDER, dont shoot me plz

 

 

keke.. Hey sc4rf4ce, you and me need to get together and make some good videos, I think we have the same chaotic style. And not gay sex videos either fgts.

P.S. Why don't you just fuck her in the Arse, then they will be no chance of here getting pregnant.

 

You can still get her pregnant dumbass, the semen can drip down into the vagina. The chances of it are low but since your fucking a fat chick, I wouldnt even give it a chance at all.

 

NWA, good point. There wouldnt be enough friction most likely but if there is, oh my.

holy crap Skitz0r, i wouldnt even touch her wit ur dick, let alone a 50 ft. pole. i dont think its worth it, shes probally all musty etc.. stick wit the lotion and trannys...
You can still get her pregnant dumbass, the semen can drip down into the vagina. The chances of it are low but since your fucking a fat chick, I wouldnt even give it a chance at all.

 

NWA, good point. There wouldnt be enough friction most likely but if there is, oh my.

 

she is so fuckin fat by the time it dripped from her huge ass to her pussy she would be menopas (spelling)

Get me drunk....and I STILL wouldn't hit that jello vat
You can still get her pregnant dumbass, the semen can drip down into the vagina. The chances of it are low but since your fucking a fat chick, I wouldnt even give it a chance at all.

 

NWA, good point. There wouldnt be enough friction most likely but if there is, oh my.

 

omfg, shut the fuck up, dr drew.

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