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I caught syphilis

 

Girls should come with tags, sick of these faulty fucking products.

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u only just found out u caught it this late at night? lol

 

Actually, I found out earlier. But It didn't really hit me.

 

I was telling my mate and I sorta realised how serious it was and then the situation hit me.

 

FUCK THEM ALL

http://www.visualdxhealth.com/images/dx/webAdult/primarySyphilis_32363_med.jpg

 

http://www.liweddings.com/chat/p/5721673_1.jpg

 

http://img.tfd.com/mosbycam/thumbs/500069-fx19.jpg

 

OWNED

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lol unlucky ah well could be worse haha could be aids

 

Well... Actually I got to go get a blood test monday to check for that.

 

Hmm, I don't really want to have aids.

Use a condom next time? That shit is serious, you lucky it wasn't aids. When i was 15 I caught gonorrhea and holy shit it hurt, nurse had put a q tip up my dick. Ever since then I wrap up every time. Good luck to you.
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Use a condom next time? That shit is serious, you lucky it wasn't aids. When i was 15 I caught gonorrhea and holy shit it hurt, nurse had put a q tip up my dick. Ever since then I wrap up every time. Good luck to you.

 

Erm... yea I don't think Ill be going out without a raincoat any time soon if you catch my drift.

 

Im not 100% sure what it is, Doctors on monday. But a friend who's a nurse said it is probably is what I think. Its kinda worsened now and Ive got like a rash on my chest and some little lumps that feel like cists or something scattered around my body, there like 1cm wide and kinda go hard on the outside because I was scratching them. I am like seriously worried about it... fucking want to kill my ex though.

;593845']troll alert...

 

just remember GEEKS/NERDS/WEIRDOS/INTERWEB RAGERS DO NOT GET LAID

 

Everybody gets laid.

I caught syphilis

 

Girls should come with tags, sick of these faulty fucking products.

By syphilis you mean you broke your dick wanking over your mom?

You now join the ranks of people such as:

 

-Paul Gaugin

-Al Capone

-Ivan the Terrible

-Franz Schubert

-Martin Pinzon

-Pangloss(I don't care if he's a fictional character.)

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