Od1um']srry but religions that believe in a "god" is just ignorance. you cant explain something so you say its a miracle from "god"

 

rifk... so true.

 

 

hey omfg u guys i have teh fag problemz. i go on these forumz and this lil kiddie was teh whining bout a girl problemz! omfg he r make me feel pathetic becuz he assured us he can get la1d! my e-penis is now 15 bytes smaller than hiz!!!!!11111@1 oh noez!

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I play catcher. You guys be on the lookout for a catcher with the last name White in the majors sometime in the next 5-8 years. But no, I talked to her today and this is what she said:

 

Her: I feel bad for the way I acted.

 

Me: Don't, I guess it's natural.

 

(Keep in mind this is in person)

 

Her: No, you had baseball before me. I'm willing to be second.

 

Me: You're serious?

 

Her: Yeah, I'll leave you alone about it. If I have a problem with you being gone, I'll deal with it in my own way somehow.

 

Me: All right, but if you ever need to vent...

 

Her: I know, I can talk to you.

 

Me: O.K.

 

Her: So even though I said I'm sorry, I still don't feel like you're O.K. with it.

 

Me: I guess time will have to tell if you can keep your word.

 

Her: Yeah, but here's a little something to hold you over.

 

At this point, she gave me head. I guess everything works out when the girl realizes it's her fault. Whatever. By the way, I don't believe snake's tounges are split because of that, but I do believe that God invented languages to prevent the construction of the Tower of Babel. But please, leave religion aside. It only seems to cause problems for me.

If your havin girl problems i feel bad for you son

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

 

 

I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol

Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed

Rap critics that say he's "Money Cash Hoes"

I'm from the hood stupid what type of facts are those

If you grew up with O's and you zap the toes

You'd celebrate the minute you was havin doe

I'm like fuck critics you can kiss my whole asshole

If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward

Got beef with radio if i don't play they show

They don't play my hits well i don't give a shit SO

Rap mags try and use my black ass

So advertisers can give em more cash for ads...fuckers

I don't know what you take me as

or understand the intellegence that Jay-Z has

I'm from rags to ritches nigga i ain't dumb

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

Hit me

 

 

99 Problems but a bitch ain't one

If you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

Hit me

 

 

The year is '94 and in my trunk is raw

In my rear view mirror is the mother fuckin law

I got two choices yall pull over the car or

Bounce on the devil put the pedal to the floor

Now i ain't tryin to see no highway chase with jake

Plus i got a few dollars i can fight the case

So i...pull over to the side of the road

And i heard "Son do you know why i'm stoppin you for?"

Cause i'm young and i'm black and my hats real low

Do i look like a mind reader sir, i don't know

Am i under arrest or should i guess some mo?

"Well you was doin fifty five in a fifty four"

"Liscense and regestration and step out of the car"

"Are you carryin a weapon on you i know alot of you are"

I ain't steppin out of shit all my papers legit

"Do you mind if i look round the car a little bit?"

Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back

And i know my rights so you gon' need a warrent for that

"Aren't you sharp as a tack are some type of lawyer or something?"

"Or somebody important or somethin?"

Nah i ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit

Enough that you won't illegally search my shit

"Well see how smart you are when the K-9's come"

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

Hit me

 

 

Now once upon a time not too long ago

A nigga like myself had to strong arm a hoe

This is not a hoe in the sense of havin a pussy

But a pussy havin no God Damn sense, try and push me

I tried to inore him and talk to the Lord

Pray for him, cause some fools just love to perform

You know the type loud as a motor bike

But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight

The only thing that's gonna happen is i'mma get to clappin

He and his boys gon be yappin to the captain

And there i go traped in the kit kat again

Back through the system with the riff raff again

Fiends on the floor scratchin again

Paparatzi's with they cameras snappin them

D.A. tred to give the nigga the shaft again

Half-a-mil for bail cause i'm African

All because ths fool was horrasin them

Tryin to play the boy like hes saccarin

But ain't nothin sweet 'bout how i hold my gun

I got 99 problems but this bitch ain't one

Hit me

 

rifk

At this point, she gave me head.

... right.

Bro Icon I've been going out with her for two months. I should have fucked her already but she's being straight

I play catcher. You guys be on the lookout for a catcher with the last name White in the majors sometime in the next 5-8 years.

 

Sounds awesome bro, I will. I'm going to be a famous artist, actor, comedian, engineer, breakdancer, and porn star, so google the name "Smith" every week or so for the next fifteen to twenty years.

 

By the way, I don't believe snake's tounges are split because of that, but I do believe that God invented languages to prevent the construction of the Tower of Babel.

 

I see. You don't believe that a magical sky fairy forked a snake's tongue or anything crazy like that, you just believe a magical sky fairy invented all human languages, erased everyone's ability to speak their original language, randomly taught people how to speak the invented languages, and that all of this was to somehow keep people from constructing a big building. Keep catching balls because your brain won't help you get into college.

 

But please, leave religion aside. It only seems to cause problems for me.

 

I imagine I'd have problems too if I believed in an invisible level 95 sorcerer who watches over me because I'm special.

indicator > quad

At this point, she gave me head.

 

"At this point, we pulled out our lightsabers and had an awesome jedi battle." would have been more believable.

just give me the phone number ill handle it

 

if not then just bitch slap her and tell her to stfu and make some food

 

after all she is teh girl and your the men

At this point, she gave me head.

getting head is for fags, that shit doesnt do anything for me.. why didnt you fuck her?

 

anyways, i have a feeling the only thing you'll be catching in a few years is some fgts cock in ur ass..

 

good day 2u

Last time I come here with girl problems. Christ.

Last time I come here with girl problems. Christ.

 

there shouldnt have been a first. jackass.

getting head is for fags, that shit doesnt do anything for me.. why didnt you fuck her?

 

anyways, i have a feeling the only thing you'll be catching in a few years is some fgts cock in ur ass..

 

good day 2u

 

Head doesnt do anything for You ??????? Are u fukn kidding me ?????

 

YOu are a Fag !!! and a Liar cuz if you ever got your little tiny dicky sucked you obviously would not be saying that !! So Stfu you Bullshitter

 

maybe you only got your dicky sux by your daddy , if so , ignore what I said above !

Head doesnt do anything for You ??????? Are u fukn kidding me ?????

 

YOu are a Fag !!! and a Liar cuz if you ever got your little tiny dicky sucked you obviously would not be saying that !! So Stfu you Bullshitter

 

maybe you only got your dicky sux by your daddy , if so , ignore what I said above !

 

actually i believe him. its not that rare actually. i cant get off to head, i need sex to get off (besides masturbation).

I play catcher. You guys be on the lookout for a catcher with the last name White in the majors sometime in the next 5-8 years. But no, I talked to her today and this is what she said:

 

Her: I feel bad for the way I acted.

 

Me: Don't, I guess it's natural.

 

(Keep in mind this is in person)

 

Her: No, you had baseball before me. I'm willing to be second.

 

Me: You're serious?

 

Her: Yeah, I'll leave you alone about it. If I have a problem with you being gone, I'll deal with it in my own way somehow.

 

Me: All right, but if you ever need to vent...

 

Her: I know, I can talk to you.

 

Me: O.K.

 

Her: So even though I said I'm sorry, I still don't feel like you're O.K. with it.

 

Me: I guess time will have to tell if you can keep your word.

 

Her: Yeah, but here's a little something to hold you over.

 

At this point, she gave me head. I guess everything works out when the girl realizes it's her fault. Whatever. By the way, I don't believe snake's tounges are split because of that, but I do believe that God invented languages to prevent the construction of the Tower of Babel. But please, leave religion aside. It only seems to cause problems for me.

wow gfg you got head. u fucking scrub fag go brag somewhere else about your pms problems

Head doesnt do anything for You ??????? Are u fukn kidding me ?????

 

YOu are a Fag !!! and a Liar cuz if you ever got your little tiny dicky sucked you obviously would not be saying that !! So Stfu you Bullshitter

 

maybe you only got your dicky sux by your daddy , if so , ignore what I said above !

 

hysteria, i'm going to be completely serious with you for a second..

 

i'm sorry for you, that your lil member so hardly ever gets touched, that if some girl sucks you off you can get off.. i bet you get off if a girl sits on your lap, or kisses you too.. dont you?

 

maybe, with time, after you've actually had some experience with a girl, you'll understand what i'm saying.. but as for now, you have this idea that head is so fantabulous and blabla.. the only time I even ask for head is with girls I hardly know and i'm just showing I have a sense of power over them, its more of a pride thing then it is a pleasure thing, and i get pleasure from seeing them doing somethign so demeaning to themselves, so i guess its win win..

 

its really ok tho man, eventually you'll get some =]

hysteria, still waiting for your reply sir.. at least just admit you've been defeated.

 

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shut the fuck up. all of you faggots. your gaybash is over.

IMO, i'd rather get some fine women ass then play baseball with a bunch of sweaty faggot teens who cant throw a ball faster then 20 mph.

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:shrug:

hysteria, still waiting for your reply sir.. at least just admit you've been defeated.

 

ohmytrance +1

 

Stupid little fella , some of us actually have lives and it just shows that you are a forum troll who sits here endlessly

rather than going out and actually getting laid .

 

Go ask your daddy to try again and give you a decent blow job and report back to us :bj:

true story

 

Him: stfu pussy why did you tell myg0t?

 

Me: Don't know, I guess cus im gay.

 

(Keep in mind this is in person)

 

Him: No,its cus your a cocksucker fag get it right bitch.

 

Me: You're serious?

 

Him: Yeah, I'll leave you alone about it. If I have a problem with you i

i will just make you lick my ass.

 

Me: All right, but if you ever need to cum...

 

Him: I know, I can get head from you.

 

Me: O.K.

 

Him: get on you knees bitch im horny.

 

Me: :gulp: .

 

Him: Yeah, but here's a little something to hold you over.

 

At this point, she fucked me in the ass. I guess everything works out when the he realized it's his fault. Whatever. By the way, I don't believe snake's tounges are split because of that, but I do believe that God invented languages to prevent the construction of the Tower of Babel. But please, leave religion aside. It only seems to give me the shits.

stfu about religion its for pussies