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<[myg0t]r00fing> (14:54:23) ([myg0t]r00fing) hi

<Cokehead> FIEN

<[myg0t]r00fing> (14:54:25) (PhatRiffs) yeahh

<[myg0t]r00fing> (14:54:27) ([myg0t]r00fing) dose u church need a new roof?

<[myg0t]r00fing> (14:55:10) (PhatRiffs) um

<[myg0t]r00fing> (14:55:17) ([myg0t]r00fing) i am good at roofing

<[myg0t]r00fing> (14:55:26) ([myg0t]r00fing) i provide roofs of all types/shapes/sizes

<[myg0t]r00fing> (14:55:29) (PhatRiffs) really

<[myg0t]r00fing> (14:55:29) (Charles_Darwin) My church is roofless.

<[myg0t]r00fing> (14:55:29) ([myg0t]r00fing) both industrial and residential

<[myg0t]r00fing> (14:55:49) ([myg0t]r00fing) so i just here to offer my superior roofing services

<[myg0t]r00fing> (14:55:53) (PhatRiffs) i dont need to go to church

<[myg0t]r00fing> (14:56:09) (Charles_Darwin) My church is the great outdoors. No roof needed.

<[myg0t]r00fing> (14:56:10) (PhatRiffs) and i still know him well

<[myg0t]r00fing> (14:56:14) ([myg0t]r00fing) vut would you go

<[myg0t]r00fing> (14:56:18) ([myg0t]r00fing) if it had a nice new roof

<[myg0t]r00fing> (14:56:27) ([myg0t]r00fing) i bet you would

<[myg0t]r00fing> (14:56:32) ([myg0t]r00fing) a shiney brand spankin new roof

<[myg0t]r00fing> (14:56:33) ([myg0t]r00fing) roofed by me

<[myg0t]r00fing> (14:56:49) (PhatRiffs) what are you trippin on pal

<[myg0t]r00fing> (14:57:05) (Charles_Darwin) I wouldn't go to church if it had a roof shingled with 24k gold.

<[myg0t]r00fing> (14:57:05) (Charles_Darwin) I wouldn't go to church if it had a roof shingled with 24k gold.

<[myg0t]r00fing> (14:57:05) (Charles_Darwin) I wouldn't go to church if it had a roof shingled with 24k gold.

<[myg0t]r00fing> (14:57:05) (Charles_Darwin) I wouldn't go to church if it had a roof shingled with 24k gold.

<[myg0t]r00fing> (14:57:05) (Charles_Darwin) I wouldn't go to church if it had a roof shingled with 24k gold.

<[myg0t]r00fing> (14:57:13) ([myg0t]r00fing) i am trippin on love for roofing

<[myg0t]r00fing> (14:57:26) (PhatRiffs) wow dude ur crazy yo

<[myg0t]r00fing> (14:57:33) ([myg0t]r00fing) why that is a mighty crazy claim to make

<[myg0t]r00fing> (14:57:41) (Charles_Darwin) Love for roofing...ROFL

<[myg0t]r00fing> (14:57:42) ([myg0t]r00fing) a 24k gold roof is the rarest of all roofs

<[myg0t]r00fing> (14:58:27) (PhatRiffs) its just funny

<[myg0t]r00fing> (14:58:29) ([myg0t]r00fing) it come neigh to the rareity of frankensince and mirth

<[myg0t]r00fing> (14:58:31) (Charles_Darwin) Is it even more rare than a roof made of suet?

<[myg0t]r00fing> (14:58:42) —› join: (Japie) ([email protected])

<[myg0t]r00fing> (14:58:50) (Japie) heey rdolphingirl

<[myg0t]r00fing> (14:58:52) ([myg0t]r00fing) yes for a suet roof does not offer protection from the harshest ofe lements

<[myg0t]r00fing> (14:58:52) (@Angel4Dios) hello Japie

<[myg0t]r00fing> (14:58:53) (Japie) u tehree?

<[myg0t]r00fing> (14:58:53) (PhatRiffs) hi Jap

<[myg0t]r00fing> (14:58:54) (Japie) :D

<[myg0t]r00fing> (14:58:56) ([myg0t]r00fing) like a

<[myg0t]r00fing> (14:59:00) (Japie) wazzup?

<[myg0t]r00fing> (14:59:05) ([myg0t]r00fing) strongly shingled roof or a 24k roof

<[myg0t]r00fing> (14:59:17) (Charles_Darwin) True, but is a suet roof more or less common than a 24k roof?

<[myg0t]r00fing> (14:59:39) ([myg0t]r00fing) much much more

<[myg0t]r00fing> (14:59:49) ([myg0t]r00fing) i have roofed many underdeveloped nations huts in suet

<[myg0t]r00fing> (14:59:58) ([myg0t]r00fing) for it is th emost inexpensive roofing material available

<[myg0t]r00fing> (15:00:00) (Charles_Darwin) Really?

<[myg0t]r00fing> (15:00:12) —› join: (Snaz) ([email protected])

<[myg0t]r00fing> (15:00:13) ([myg0t]r00fing) aside form the newest breakthrough in roofing technology of course

<[myg0t]r00fing> (15:00:22) ([myg0t]r00fing) the amazing consturction paper

<[myg0t]r00fing> (15:00:23) (Charles_Darwin) Any problems with suet eating birds?

<[myg0t]r00fing> (15:00:43) (@Angel4Dios) hello Snaz

<[myg0t]r00fing> (15:00:50) (Charles_Darwin) Woodpeckers and yellow-rumped warblers love suet.

<[myg0t]r00fing> (15:00:50) (Snaz) Hi Angel

<[myg0t]r00fing> (15:00:52) ([myg0t]r00fing) i have developed a space age deterant to add into the suet to keep the birds at bay

<[myg0t]r00fing> (15:01:59) (Charles_Darwin) But the Space Age was the 1960s and 1970s.

<[myg0t]r00fing> (15:01:59) —› join: (Merryweather) ([email protected])

<[myg0t]r00fing> (15:02:08) ([myg0t]r00fing) no sir!

<[myg0t]r00fing> (15:02:13) ([myg0t]r00fing) the space age of roofing is today

<[myg0t]r00fing> (15:02:16) ([myg0t]r00fing) and i am at the forefront

[myg0t]r00fing> (15:02:23) (Merryweather) hey ya'll

<[myg0t]r00fing> (15:02:24) ([myg0t]r00fing) one small step for man, one giant leap for roofing

<[myg0t]r00fing> (15:02:54) (Charles_Darwin) great slogan.

<[myg0t]r00fing> (15:03:08) (Charles_Darwin) Use it in your marketing.

<[myg0t]r00fing> (15:03:47) ([myg0t]r00fing) i shalll use it and the masses will flock

<[myg0t]r00fing> (15:04:01) ([myg0t]r00fing) for my roofing is stronger than any other force that could act upon them

<[myg0t]r00fing> (15:04:09) ([myg0t]r00fing) my roofing is stronger than the bonds of love

<[myg0t]r00fing> (15:04:15) ([myg0t]r00fing) or even the eternal damnation of hell

<[myg0t]r00fing> (15:04:22) ([myg0t]r00fing) or the saving strength of jesus

<[myg0t]r00fing> (15:04:29) (Charles_Darwin) I just had my house re-roofed.

<[myg0t]r00fing> (15:04:31) ([myg0t]r00fing) none of them hold a flame to my superior roofing ability

<[myg0t]r00fing> (15:04:43) ([myg0t]r00fing) you might have had it re roofed but you did not have it loved by a roofing specialist

<[myg0t]r00fing> (15:05:12) (Charles_Darwin) I don't want anyone "loving" my roof, if ya know what I mean.

<[myg0t]r00fing> (15:05:28) (PhatRiffs) well you must be very proud of yourself

<[myg0t]r00fing> (15:05:28) (PhatRiffs) well you must be very proud of yourself

<[myg0t]r00fing> (15:06:38) ([myg0t]r00fing) but sir i give a kind of loving no one else can

<[myg0t]r00fing> (15:06:39) —› part: (PhatRiffs) ([email protected])

<[myg0t]r00fing> (15:06:50) —› join: (Rico) ([email protected])

<[myg0t]r00fing> (15:06:55) ([myg0t]r00fing) more powerful than jesus, more vengeful than hell, more erotic than carmen electra

<[myg0t]r00fing> (15:07:23) ([myg0t]r00fing) this love it is all for the shingles and nails....neigh....the FOUNDATION of your very being

<[myg0t]r00fing> (15:07:24) ([myg0t]r00fing) your roof

<[myg0t]r00fing> (15:07:27) (Charles_Darwin) Perhaps you have another calling, other than roofing, with such ability.

<[myg0t]r00fing> (15:07:54) ([myg0t]r00fing) no, my one and only purpose in this world is to provide quality roofs at low prices

<[myg0t]r00fing> (15:08:03) (Charles_Darwin) By the way, more erotic than Carmen Electra? Doin' anything this evening?

<[myg0t]r00fing> (15:08:18) —› quit: (Rico) ([email protected]) (Quit: Skepticisms is the longest word that alternates hands when typing!)

(15:08:32) ([myg0t]r00fing) no sir i am not...my roofing services are available 24/7 anywhere in the world

(15:09:11) (Charles_Darwin) I was thinking more along the lines of Carmen Electra.

(15:10:12) ([myg0t]r00fing) the magic i woudl work on your roof is more sensual than anything she would ever do for you

(15:11:19) ([myg0t]r00fing) fireworks would explode in your eyes with every stroke of my hammer upon the long slender rooifng nails

(15:11:25) (Charles_Darwin) You got skills.

(15:12:11) ([myg0t]r00fing) sir, have you seen the light

(15:12:50) (Charles_Darwin) I see light...coming from my window.

(15:13:02) ([myg0t]r00fing) NEIGH SIR

(15:13:14) ([myg0t]r00fing) that is from the roofing goddess hibijibi

(15:13:28) ([myg0t]r00fing) she is coming to love your roof

(15:13:42) (Charles_Darwin) I'll go up to meet her.

(15:13:46) ([myg0t]r00fing) you will some be overcometh with emotions oyu have never felt before

<[myg0t]r00fing> (15:14:04) (Charles_Darwin) I think I already am.

<[myg0t]r00fing> (15:14:57) ([myg0t]r00fing) sir, do you feel a tingling in your nethers just visualizing the roofing goddess

<[myg0t]r00fing> (15:16:08) —› quit: (GodsWord) ([email protected]) (Client exited)

<[myg0t]r00fing> <[myg0t]r00fing> (15:13:57) ([myg0t]r00fing) sir, i shall show you the most amazing power known to man...the power of roofing.

<[myg0t]r00fing> <[myg0t]r00fing> (15:14:04) (Charles_Darwin) I think I already am.

<[myg0t]r00fing> <[myg0t]r00fing> (15:14:57) ([myg0t]r00fing) sir, do you feel a tingling in your nethers just visualizing the roofing goddess

<[myg0t]r00fing> <[myg0t]r00fing> (15:16:08) —› quit: (GodsWord) ([email protected]) (Client exited)

<[myg0t]r00fing> <[myg0t]r00fing> (15:17:29) ([myg0t]r00fing) i said sir, do you feel a tingling in your nethers just visualizing the roofing goddess

<[myg0t]r00fing> <[myg0t]r00fing> (15:18:08) —› quit: (Merryweather) ([email protected]) (Client exited)

<[myg0t]r00fing> <[myg0t]r00fing> (15:18:44) (Charles_Darwin) I'm back.

<[myg0t]r00fing> <[myg0t]r00fing> (15:19:09) (Charles_Darwin) Just went up to the roof and shagged the roofing goddess. Best 3 minutes of her life, I bet.

<[myg0t]r00fing> <[myg0t]r00fing> (15:19:15) ([myg0t]r00fing) sir did you give in to the temptation of the roof

<[myg0t]r00fing> <[myg0t]r00fing> (15:19:16) ([myg0t]r00fing) ahh

<[myg0t]r00fing> <[myg0t]r00fing> (15:19:18) ([myg0t]r00fing) i see you did

<[myg0t]r00fing> <[myg0t]r00fing> (15:19:32) —› quit: (Charles_Darwin) ([email protected]) (User has been banned from Christian-IRC (no sex talk of any kind permitted))

<[myg0t]r00fing> <[myg0t]r00fing> (15:23:26) ([myg0t]r00fing) http://www.myg0t.com the gods of roofing reside here

Just some high points can't believe this fgt got glined ROFL:

 

(14:57:05) (Charles_Darwin) I wouldn't go to church if it had a roof shingled with 24k gold.

(15:00:50) (Charles_Darwin) Woodpeckers and yellow-rumped warblers love suet.

(15:05:12) (Charles_Darwin) I don't want anyone "loving" my roof, if ya know what I mean.

(15:08:03) (Charles_Darwin) By the way, more erotic than Carmen Electra? Doin' anything this evening?

(15:12:50) (Charles_Darwin) I see light...coming from my window.

(15:13:02) ([myg0t]r00fing) NEIGH SIR

(15:13:14) ([myg0t]r00fing) that is from the roofing goddess hibijibi

(15:13:28) ([myg0t]r00fing) she is coming to love your roof

(15:13:42) (Charles_Darwin) I'll go up to meet her.

(15:13:46) ([myg0t]r00fing) you will some be overcometh with emotions oyu have never felt before

(15:14:04) (Charles_Darwin) I think I already am.

(15:18:44) (Charles_Darwin) I'm back.

(15:19:09) (Charles_Darwin) Just went up to the roof and shagged the roofing goddess. Best 3 minutes of her life, I bet.

(15:19:32) —› quit: (Charles_Darwin) ([email protected]) (User has been banned from Christian-IRC (no sex talk of any kind permitted))

(15:23:26) ([myg0t]r00fing) http://www.myg0t.com the gods of roofing reside here

 

 

 

THAT WHY I POSTING HIGHLIGHTS...JUST FOR YOU FGTS WITH A 1ST GRADE EDUCATION TAHT CANNOT READ EPIC COMEDY!!!!!111111111

dee em tee is still angry about the time i made him leave the conf chan.
hah, thats pretty entertaining, how did you come up with your name anyways? just look at some ppl roofing and then went, holy shit, r00f!?
he r00fs houses, he roofeed my house for me.
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