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a touching story that I would like to share with all of the myg0t forum frequenters

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heh, I suppose that for you to believe me is too much for me to expect. granted, much of the population would not be able to perform these mathematical operations in their head, but I have studied egyptian arithmatic techniques and one of my hobbies is reading number theory textbooks, so it's not too hard for me. peace

 

If you can't spell arithmetic right then you can't possibly have done any of that math in your head much less in 20 seconds so therefore you fail.

this story made me cry manly tears and want to go outside and hug someone, so i did. Unfortunatley for me, it just happened to be a black person, and he was really confused by this action. Swear words were exchanged, pistols were drawn and before I knew it, this young negro had apparently bust a cap in my ass. So, instead of going to the hospital ( because hospitals are for sissies and pregnant women, and i am neither ), i went to the burger king accross the road, and started placing my order. The young Hispanic lady behind the counter said to me " Sir it appears that you have a cap busted in your ass ". I told her that i knew that and if she would be so kind as to continue with my order, I would be very thankful.

 

Well long story involving cars, fires, zebras and an Asian short, don't hug black people.

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