December 25, 200816 yr The best christmas, disscuse I figure UK Christmas would be something along the lines of getting piss drunk and starting a soccer riot over a team that's not even playing.
December 25, 200816 yr I figure UK Christmas would be something along the lines of getting piss drunk and starting a soccer riot over a team that's not even playing. wow ishbu made me laugh
December 25, 200816 yr how we brits enjoy christmas: wake up 7am-9am get drunk 7am-9am 7am-9am open presents, fake that you REALLY wanted the umbro socks and say "thank you SO much" with a sheepish smile. 7am-9am eat brekfust, by this point the average brit will be bitterly dissapointed and ready to collapse in a heap of there own vomit and urine. watch food being prepaired by your grandmother and mother, who have different ways of cooking the roast. 10am-3pm eat. drink more alcohol, whilst eating the half roasted in olive oil half roasted in goose-fat tators, and saying "honest they are both as nice as each other" after dinner, you sit around, belly hanging out, watching shit tv or talking to your pedo uncle or aunti who harasses your cheeks with pinches and "ooooo youuuur gooooorgeeus" forcing you to drink yourself into a turkey and mulled wine enduced coma. how is it in the states?
December 25, 200816 yr how we brits enjoy christmas: wake up 7am-9am get drunk 7am-9am 7am-9am open presents, fake that you REALLY wanted the umbro socks and say "thank you SO much" with a sheepish smile. 7am-9am eat brekfust, by this point the average brit will be bitterly dissapointed and ready to collapse in a heap of there own vomit and urine. watch food being prepaired by your grandmother and mother, who have different ways of cooking the roast. 10am-3pm eat. drink more alcohol, whilst eating the half roasted in olive oil half roasted in goose-fat tators, and saying "honest they are both as nice as each other" after dinner, you sit around, belly hanging out, watching shit tv or talking to your pedo uncle or aunti who harasses your cheeks with pinches and "ooooo youuuur gooooorgeeus" forcing you to drink yourself into a turkey and mulled wine enduced coma. how is it in the states? Same, plus Jesus.
