Posted January 1, 200916 yr http://www.whatafail.com/ "Today, I was jerking off in the train washroom when the ticket inspector knocked at the door. I was nearly done so I didn't open right away. I didn't think he would have the key…I found myself face to face with him and three other passengers. The worst being I didn't have a ticket." http://fmylife.com/ My house was taken by the bank and any possessions we had in it were stolen by "contractors" who were just hired thugs from the mortgage company. Now I sleep on a couch in an apartment and have no bed or belongings of my own. FML =RIFK
January 2, 200916 yr best one i could find... Quote Today, and for the last 8 months my upstairs neighbours have been making a tremendous noise. I finally decided to go up to complain: "The amount of noise you make is unbelievable ! It sounds like you move around on tractors!". The woman replies: "My husband is paraplegic..." FAIL
January 2, 200916 yr fell in love with a muslim girl. We've been in love for 10 years, but only ever speak on the phone and meet in town once every few months. I'm an white athiest, and if anyone ever sees us together or thinks we're having a relationship she will be killed by her family, we've never even kissed.
