Posted January 6, 200916 yr jacking off at exactly 2:50 AM 1-6-09 Didn't say anything but shit i am so embarrassed. This is my 3rd time getting caught in the past 5 years.
January 6, 200916 yr too bad it wasn't your sister.... you could have gotten a free handjob out of it....
January 6, 200916 yr dude I've been caught so many times its fucked mostly by my brother tho my computers in the lounge room so I have to wack it at night.
January 6, 200916 yr Author knobjockey;603382']dude I've been caught so many times its fucked mostly by my brother tho my computers in the lounge room so I have to wack it at night. well my bro wouldn't care...but shit dude...why the fuck is my mom awake soo late...She knows i go to sleep at like 3 am since i am on my breaks and shit. she stand by the door while im stroking it mad fast ! im like get the fuck out mom. she is like why are u up ...u need to wake up early...im like okay okay shit .
January 6, 200916 yr now when you said "okay okay shit" did you do it in a way that could have been taken as "okayyyy okayyyy come suck on my cock shiiiit ma" or like "OKAY OKAY OH SHIT IM CAUGHT"?
January 6, 200916 yr Author Malum;603384']now when you said "okay okay shit" did you do it in a way that could have been taken as "okayyyy okayyyy come suck on my cock shiiiit ma" or like "OKAY OKAY OH SHIT IM CAUGHT"? OKAY OKAY as in alright i will go to sleep soon, but for now get the fuck out of my room and let me finish.
January 6, 200916 yr I just rememberd when my mum walked in once and I didnt have enough time to put weener in pants i just bent over my knob with my shirt rofl.
January 6, 200916 yr Author knobjockey;603386']I just rememberd when my mum walked in once and I didnt have enough time to put weener in pants i just bent over my knob with my shirt rofl. HAHA !! LOLOLOLOOL i have had close calls like that. Kinda hard when there is a big lump in ur pants afterwards.
January 6, 200916 yr knobjockey;603386']I just rememberd when my mum walked in once and I didnt have enough time to put weener in pants i just bent over my knob with my shirt rofl. haha yeah happened to me too
January 6, 200916 yr my desk is facing my door so if you walked in, you wouldn't see shit anyway, so i just continue whenever anyone walks in and just say i've got a bad itch
January 6, 200916 yr DonkeyPunch;603395']my desk is facing my door so if you walked in' date=' you wouldn't see shit anyway, so i just continue whenever anyone walks in and just say i've got a bad itch[/quote'] rifk
January 6, 200916 yr I've never been caught, though I've never really seen my mom except for like 2 times in the last 10 years. Moms must have some type of jerk off radar or something. I got caught fucking this girl about 3 years ago though and EVERYONE ( aunts, uncles, cousins) decided to fucking visit that day. My room door was slightly open and my grandmother being insane busted in my room smashing my bed with her cane telling the chick to get out. My aunts had to take my grandmother out telling her there was nothing there (chick was hiding under the covers). After they left my room my aunt was like "DONT DO IT AGAIN" lol. It was so fucking embarrassing. Also the condom broke that day so it was a shitty day.
January 6, 200916 yr Author Could have been this http://www.efukt.com/2363_Make_Momma_Proud.html RIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFKKKKKK!!!!
January 6, 200916 yr Malum;603381']too bad it wasn't your sister.... you could have gotten a free handjob out of it.... Incest turns me on.
January 7, 200916 yr OH LAWDY How about putting a lock on your door? Or just wait to masturbate until you move out! I love having my own apartment and rubbing one out to porn on my 52" 1080p HDTV. Just lay on the couch and go at it. It's nice not being 15.
January 7, 200916 yr Lol, i'm pro at this shit. Never been caught yet. Since i'm not even social with my parents it would probably fucking blow if they caught me.
January 7, 200916 yr Author Lol, i'm pro at this shit. Never been caught yet. Since i'm not even social with my parents it would probably fucking blow if they caught me. HAHHA FUNNY!! same for above post.
January 8, 200916 yr I like to play a game where I wank as close to a relative as possible. I find wanking behind the couch that they are sittting on is often a sure winner.
January 8, 200916 yr rifk topic lol I havnt been caught wanking before but my mum has walked in on me having sex before lol my gf at the time just sorta vaulted off me and hid under the covers in under a second. Instincts ftw I had sex with my best mates sister once while he was asleep on the floor lol apparently thats not the right thing to do :(
