Posted May 31, 200420 yr Ok, this is a little long, but please bear with me. A Few friends and I have found an abandoned house (which is pretty far into the woods) with just an open field and forests surrounding it. It has a big main house, a pool, and a huge poolhouse with a bar and rooms! We havent seen anyone in there for about 5 months, and I was wondering if My friends and I hosted a party there, and cleaned up the place, (filled up the pool, clean it up and make it look half-way decent) the stuff is pretty old, like an 80's house, and turned it into some kick ass summer-party place, would that work? I mean, lets say we did it all, brought in some speakers, etc, hosted a party with like 50 people; then the police show up. I know it would be rare considering that we are so far in the woods, but the driveway isoff a very busy road, so lets just say the police showed up. What is the worst that could happen? I mean if we all say we just heard about the party and diddnt know who the owner was, or that the owner died (which he did), how could they nail us? (considering, lets just say, that there werent any underaged drinkers) What is the worst punishment that we could get, could we get in any trouble at all ? and in general, is this a good idea? My friends and I could host partys every night if we wanted to, and we wouldnt have to worry about people ruining the place (because it isnt our house) and on top of it , there are at least 8 bedrooms! (in house and pool area combined) Thanks for the imput!
May 31, 200420 yr maybe the reason no one has been there in 5 months is becuase its a summer house? or something.
May 31, 200420 yr maybe the reason no one has been there in 5 months is becuase its a summer house? or something. no, it's because it is haunted and eddie murphy will stab you fase while you sleep.
May 31, 200420 yr Criminal Tresspass, Minor In Posession (if there's drinking minors), maybe a couple others. Some Gross misdemeanors, maybe a minor Felony.
May 31, 200420 yr You already answered your question. There is 50 people and its surrounded by woods. If the cops show up, just book it. They can only catch the fat ones which means two things: 1. Don't be fat. 2. Invite 2-3 fat people, no more no less.
May 31, 200420 yr You already answered your question. There is 50 people and its surrounded by woods. If the cops show up, just book it. They can only catch the fat ones which means two things: 1. Don't be fat. 2. Invite 2-3 fat people, no more no less. excellent advice.
May 31, 200420 yr death will be the worst punishment cause when the owners come back and see u all partying and trashing their house there gonna go fucken nuts im talking 'taking the law into your own hands' nuts
May 31, 200420 yr I say hell yes you do it. How fucked up IS this house you're planning on squatting on? Is it like something out of a horror movie it's so dilapidated? Or is it just like, uninhabited, and in slight disrepair. Also, what state are you in? They might have fucked up state laws that you'd need to take into consideration. Generally, having a party with 40-50 people, in the woods, if you turn tail and run like fuck, there's a good chance you won't get caught. Or if you like, hide, double back, and break into the cruiser :naughtyd: you could score some cool stuff. All in all, it's a great idea. You're only young once, so enjoy the fuck out of it, before Corporate America crushes your spirit.
May 31, 200420 yr Well if there is a big driveway and you can keep your eye on it, then just run away if you see a cop car, it not so god damn hard. || __ &%&% | ============= / \ /HOUSE %&%&% || \DRIVEWAY |__| -> RUN THIS WAY INTO WOODS K %&%&%
May 31, 200420 yr MasterVampire']death will be the worst punishment cause when the owners come back and see u all partying and trashing their house there gonna go fucken nuts im talking 'taking the law into your own hands' nuts shoot all you 50 fuckers then buy a sign that says trespassers will be shot,.. put some dirt and rust on it like it stood there for a few yrs... call the cops say he shot some trespassers...
May 31, 200420 yr Find out what the squatting laws are like in your area. Also, find out if the place has power, if it doesn't get it hooked up in your name. If there are squatting laws that uselly helps.
May 31, 200420 yr You already answered your question. There is 50 people and its surrounded by woods. If the cops show up, just book it. They can only catch the fat ones which means two things: 1. Don't be fat. 2. Invite 2-3 fat people, no more no less. hahahahaha
May 31, 200420 yr house, woods, 50 people, police showing up? Sounds like a gay porno to me you homo fuck.
May 31, 200420 yr wow if you haven't learned anything from horror movies, its not to dick around in old abanded houses way out in the woods.
May 31, 200420 yr Author heh, lol Yea, that is true, the more the better, no im not fat, and yes, im a fast runner. The house is in consideriably good shape, there is no furniture or anything, it is ALL cleaned out. I wouldnt mind living there if i put my junk there, but here is the problem, the driveway is a 3 minute SPRINT, and thats the ONLY way in by car. So... If we park our cars, we get toasted by the cops, and theres no reall other parking places that we could walk to the house from. If this works, it would kick ass, but yea, that would suck if people came to get their house back. What about squatting>? You mean i can just claim it as mine? And, it is in Illinois.
June 1, 200420 yr Where at in IL? Because I might want to join. yeah cause hes gonna invite some random first poster
June 1, 200420 yr heh, lol Yea, that is true, the more the better, no im not fat, and yes, im a fast runner. The house is in consideriably good shape, there is no furniture or anything, it is ALL cleaned out. I wouldnt mind living there if i put my junk there, but here is the problem, the driveway is a 3 minute SPRINT, and thats the ONLY way in by car. So... If we park our cars, we get toasted by the cops, and theres no reall other parking places that we could walk to the house from. If this works, it would kick ass, but yea, that would suck if people came to get their house back. What about squatting>? You mean i can just claim it as mine? And, it is in Illinois. a 3 min. sprint? WTF? dude.. no.
June 1, 200420 yr heh, lol I wouldnt mind living there if i put my junk there, but here is the problem, the driveway is a 3 minute SPRINT, and thats the ONLY way in by car. And, it is in Illinois. This only means that you should be a smartass and make sure somebody else drives u there eh?
June 1, 200420 yr Okay first wait till your older than 12 till you have a sleepover. Second, the cops can't bust you for taking the applejuice from your mothers fridge. Third, your gay. Forth, im gay for saying your gay. Fifth, where am I going with this?
June 1, 200420 yr the house could be like night of leving dead :O_o: :naughtyd: :snivel: :eek3d: : i would run first look when i was in the forward front door
June 1, 200420 yr Okay first wait till your older than 12 till you have a sleepover. Second, the cops can't bust you for taking the applejuice from your mothers fridge. Third, your gay. Forth, im gay for saying your gay. Fifth, where am I going with this? faggot
June 1, 200420 yr go for it but think twice about whether you really want to go to the trouble of cleaning out and filling some moldy old pool house yes pool no also i would try to park onn the road if at all possible how many cops would it take to trap everyones car inside? my town/citything (county to you americans) only has 2 police cruisers for the whole of white rock so i dont usually have this problem
