http://www.proex.ndo.co.uk/Guts.txt

 

:O_o:

oh jesus fucking christ! I stopped halfway through, where he's trying to get out of the pool. That shit is soooooo nasty... :goatse:

wtf.. weird! the saying is really in russian.. i just asked someone who knows russian :naughtyd:

That set of stories....was so wrong. So very wrong. :squint:

Christ, some people are just fucking crazy

geez i was just about to beat off to :rofl:

the end made me scream lol

Jesus christ. That'll desensitize you.

Chuck Palahniuk writes some good fucking books. I went to a reading of his last year and people barfed and passed out from these stories. They are awesome

for those of you who dont know who chuck palinuik is.

 

ATTENTION:

FIGHT CLUB.

I WANT TO CHEW ON MY ANAL VEINS WITH A COOL ORANGE PILL THAT MAKES ME BE A PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL PALYER!!11

so much to read readed 5 spalts counted it up. and then the 2 last.

That's um... interesting.

you gotta big one big pussy to barf cuz of reading some "nasty" book

How can you barf from reading, even gag or something

yeah, ok its fucked up getting wax stuck inside ur piss tube and that other shit.. gross but not sickening

Is it even possible to have your colon sucked out of you without you even knowing? I mean, yeah, getting off to that in itself is just plain fucked up, but how can you not feel your large intestine getting sucked out of your asshole?

I have no freaking idea.. Do you feel your colon inside you now ? I think that thing doesnt have nerves, maybe becuz he didnt have any air he started flipping

I dunno, but it has to feel at least a little strange. Strange as in like, Something feels weird inside of me, I hope to god that isn't my fucking colon

that was good

reminded me of the narration from fight club by chuck palahniuk

 

speaking of chuck you nigs should all go get his books and read them

they are good

so much to read readed 5 spalts counted it up. and then the 2 last.

 

Jesus

Fucking

Christ

:slap:

so much to read readed 5 spalts counted it up. and then the 2 last.

 

http://www.spellcheck.net/

 

^use it, CoMaNdEr. That or learn to spell, idiot.

So my friend, he buys milk and eggs and sugar and a carrot, all the ingredients for a carrot cake. And Vaseline.

 

Like he's going home to stick a carrot cake up his butt.

 

i loled irl to this

probably wouldnt feel it, he would be panicing like fuck

wow, read it all, good read, i think i may be scarred for life. people who say you cant feel sick from a story must not of read the whole thing.. or must be very desensitized..