Posted January 31, 200916 yr odds on getting laid? im giving myself a 15% chance, since there will be alot of people there. ok wish me luck http://i42.tinypic.com/154gajc.jpg
January 31, 200916 yr Author knobjockey;607951']I could so knock you out irl. nuh uh, just take a gander at that steel jaw of mine
January 31, 200916 yr The forum would like to see an irrebuttable proof of you getting laid otherwise you will be regarded as a virgin forever.
January 31, 200916 yr Just bring the good weed, they'll forgive you for looking like a retard. still wont get laid though
January 31, 200916 yr Rape. But you look a like a skinny kid, so make sure the girl is 15(or younger) years old and really weak or else you might have trouble. Even if you take the rape route, you have less that 15% chance of getting laid.
January 31, 200916 yr + haircut - glasses + contacts + weed/other cool drug = higher getting laid probability.
January 31, 200916 yr theMinkey;607950']odds on getting laid? im giving myself a 15% chance, since there will be alot of people there. ok wish me luck http://i42.tinypic.com/154gajc.jpg You will alienate yourself from everyone there and embarrass yourself. No one will want to speak to you or see you ever again much less invite you anywhere again. Most likely you will end up getting far too drunk and find yourself walking home drunk in the middle of the night again. You will prolly call sl33pz or humpy and leave gay creepy messages on their voicemail and then puke all over the sidewalk. After this you will get thrown in the drunk tank again cuz you will have puked all over the front of the police station again. As soon as possible you will get on irc and ramble on about how badly you failed and humiliated yourself and we will all have a good laugh at your expense like always. :wow:
January 31, 200916 yr Minkey http://i42.tinypic.com/154gajc.jpg Spencer Rice from Kenny vs Spenny http://media.canada.com/gallery/dose_tv_best_kenny/061211-kenny.jpg http://www.kennyvsspenny.tv/media/bios_pic_spenny.jpg Spennies bio: Spencer "Spenny" Rice was born in Toronto. He’s a stress case who sees life as an enormous struggle ending in a dark and empty nothingness. With great difficulty he has tried to find a reason for his existence. He has spent his life in conflict with himself, always trying to be the best person he can, under horrific circumstances. Unlike Kenny, he believes that only through suffering can he achieve fleeting moments of joy and happiness. Unbelievably, he manages to get out of bed almost every morning. Sounds just like minkey, except spenny gets more pussy eh
January 31, 200916 yr Author this thread is about the odds, not about sp0rky being a JERK. please don't derail my threads
January 31, 200916 yr theMinkey;607976']this thread is about the odds' date=' not about sp0rky being a JERK. please don't derail my threads[/quote'] Ok then, depending on how drunk everyone is, you would most likely have a 13% chance of actually talking to a girl.
January 31, 200916 yr As most of us know, the more someone drinks, the more attractive others look. Thus, follow these steps to increase your change of having sexual intercourse. 1. Find your prey. 2. Continually get her drinks or 2. Spike her drink 3. Have sexual intercourse I believe my directions are fool-proof, and will increase your chances of getting laid by 57%.
January 31, 200916 yr get a haircut, get some better clothes (not the ones that your grandma makes for you), and wear some accessories (hat, belt, etc). oh yeah, make sure you smell good, if you don't do the others. dont go if you don't smell good. Edited January 31, 200916 yr by turtles
January 31, 200916 yr http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/kennyvsspenny/images//thumb/8/81/Spenny.jpg/250px-Spenny.jpg
January 31, 200916 yr I'd say you've got good odds of meeting someone, but not getting laid. You have a cute nerdy Bob Dylan look going for you. http://i42.tinypic.com/154gajc.jpghttp://img145.imageshack.us/img145/9750/00006frb6.jpg Edited January 31, 200916 yr by John_Winthrop
January 31, 200916 yr get a haircut, get some better clothes (not the ones that your grandma makes for you), and wear some accessories (hat, belt, etc). oh yeah, make sure you smell good, if you don't do the others. dont go if you don't smell good. Touche turtles. You have to smell good. From personal experiences, girls usually like the smell(s) of Burberry, Guess, and Lancome.
January 31, 200916 yr rohypnol will boost you 85% so add that onto your 15% and you're guaranteed to get laid bro
