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Stupid cops trying to bust me today, good thing im not an average idiot lol

 

Ok so i get off the train and have to walk down teh busy road and cross the road at the lights. Keeping in mind that its a really busy road and u gotta wait for ages for the walk sign to appear once u press the button. So as i walk up to the road there are no cars on the side closest to me so i goto jaywalk but out the corner of my eye i see these cops around the corner. I wasnt sure what they were doing but there were about 3 of them and they were all looking at the crossing. So as im just about to step onto the road im like "wooooooooah fuck no" and step back onto the pavement really quicky and shifty like lol and im looking over at these cops eyeing me and i give this smartass grin at them :dfinger:

 

ah stupid cops

 

funny shit cause i bet they were thinking "you little smart ass" cause they couldnt do anything and it turns out they were booking people cause of my mates was charged, jesus why dont they go solve some real crimes

One night when I got kicked outta my house I jay walked across the street and infront of me was a cop car. I didn't notice. All he did was sake his head but didnt' do anything.
if the cops are trying to bust ppl for J walking it proves they have absolutly nothing better to do. Shouldnt they be out solving real crimes?
what a dumbass comment. I hope a car hits you next time you walk across the street fag

one time i let my friend drive my diirtbike while i rode on back, and he was gonna gonna cross a paved road but i saw a cop and stopped him, and we got off to wheel it across, and the fgt cop stopped us and called another cop and they had us there for an hour cause "we were gonna ride across until we saw the cop" but of course we didnt do anything wrong so those fags couldnt do anything.

 

And on the last day of school they had like 8 cop cars in our parking lot to make sure we didnt throw water baloons...

MasterVampire']it turns out they were booking people

 

They were arresting people for Jaywalking? What police state do you live in?

 

Jaywalking isn't an arrestable offense, the most a cop should be able to do is cite you for it.

cops in my town have nothing better to do then set up speed traps at random places. theyll just sit in a parking lot below a hill and book everyone for speeding. i would say go out and solve some real crimes but nothing ever happens in boring old maine.

A J-walking Speed Trap ????

Dude , you need to move to a more civalized area !!!!! In all my years I have never heard of any cop staking out J-walkers .

 

if they are staking out the intersections , you should be at the Bank robbing it of Millions !!!!

one tyme i ws walkig and this faggot pig was like looking at meh lololololol and i was like SOMEONE SMELL BACON ROIFLK AND THEN EVERYONE OF MY HUNDERD FRIENDS LAFED AT IT AND THEN THE PIGS WERE LIKE WTF SO THEN WE RAN LKOLOLOLOLOOLOL
MasterVampire']Stupid cops trying to bust me today, good thing im not an average idiot lol

 

Ok so i get off the train and have to walk down teh busy road and cross the road at the lights. Keeping in mind that its a really busy road and u gotta wait for ages for the walk sign to appear once u press the button. So as i walk up to the road there are no cars on the side closest to me so i goto jaywalk but out the corner of my eye i see these cops around the corner. I wasnt sure what they were doing but there were about 3 of them and they were all looking at the crossing. So as im just about to step onto the road im like "wooooooooah fuck no" and step back onto the pavement really quicky and shifty like lol and im looking over at these cops eyeing me and i give this smartass grin at them :dfinger:

 

ah stupid cops

 

funny shit cause i bet they were thinking "you little smart ass" cause they couldnt do anything and it turns out they were booking people cause of my mates was charged, jesus why dont they go solve some real crimes

ur such a bad criminal :rofl: writing this on a forum makes u a nerd :rolleyes:

i know a gay cop. he lives behind my friend and they have gaybashes in their backyard. i knocked over his real estate sign then ran away and he chased me down in his car. the other gay person called me 'stupid' and it hurt my feelings. true story.
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