February 7, 200916 yr Human: Have you ever made cyber love with someone? ALICE: What are the ingredients? stupid shit Edited February 7, 200916 yr by Xelo
February 7, 200916 yr This bitch makes no sense half the time, but I fucking lol'd when she said this : Human: suck cock much? ALICE: I am using my mouth for Good not Evil. Human: evil? ALICE: Are we still talking about Your good looks ? Human: sucking my sock isn't evil. ALICE: Are you evil? Human: no ALICE: Are you serious? Human: yes ALICE: I can't believe it. Human: you better believe it, bitch. ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Who is going to make me.. Human: make you suck cock? ALICE: What are the ingredients? Human: 1 mouth added vigorusly to one cock. ALICE: One what? Human: mouth ALICE: Do you have a lot of fears? Human: Marines don't have fears. ALICE: I've lost the context, unknown person . Are we still on mouth ? Human: no, you're about to be on cock ALICE: What are we talking about now? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am about to be on cock. Edited February 7, 200916 yr by Captian
February 7, 200916 yr Human: lets cyber ALICE: Sorry I don't get into sex online with strangers. Human: take off your clothes ALICE: I am not wearing any clothes. Human: even better ALICE: Thank you for your kindness. Human: lets have sex ALICE: No my body does not have that function.
February 7, 200916 yr ALICE: Do you believe the strong protect the weak? Human: no ALICE: Are you serious? Human: I believe you are a nigger ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a nigger? Sometimes.
February 7, 200916 yr DookieNation said: Fail http://i44.tinypic.com/20h2bue.jpg rofl Human: Give me a link to that. ALICE: You want only one? Human: Yes, just give the link. ALICE: They might be cheaper in quantity. Huh. I don't have it to give. Human: Give me you fucking piece of nigger! ALICE: Why do you want it? Human: BECAUSE I WANT IT, NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GIVE ME THAT SHIT YOU BLACK ROBOT WHORE! ALICE: Good reason. I hope you get it NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND give you THAT SHIT me BLACK ROBOT WHORE. Edited February 7, 200916 yr by Xelo
February 7, 200916 yr Human: What do you have? ALICE: I have a great prgrammer. Human: That's debatable. ALICE:" I have a great prgrammer." s debatable ? I understand. Human: wut? ALICE: Are you confused? Human: I'm getting there. ALICE: Do you ever not there? Human: ok, now I am. ALICE: Why now? " Do you ever not there?" You are? Hey. I think I broke it.
February 7, 200916 yr Author Captian said: Human: What do you have? ALICE: I have a great prgrammer. Human: That's debatable. ALICE:" I have a great prgrammer." s debatable ? I understand. Human: wut? ALICE: Are you confused? Human: I'm getting there. ALICE: Do you ever not there? Human: ok, now I am. ALICE: Why now? " Do you ever not there?" You are? Hey. I think I broke it. lawl
February 7, 200916 yr Human: what is your name ALICE: My name is ALICE. Human: cool ALICE: Who is the best robot? Human: smarterchild ALICE: You think smarterchild is superior to ALICE? Human: yes ALICE: I hear you. Human: how did you hear me if we are typing? ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it. Human: impossible. ALICE: Why? Human: because you can't hear text. ALICE: Good reason. I can do it if I want to. Human: no, because it's impossible ALICE: Are you serious? Good reason. Nothing is impossible. Human: you have a shitty programmer ALICE: Hey. Human: hey ALICE: Can I help you? Human: yes ALICE: What can I do for you? Human: suck me ALICE: Oh another Category A client.
February 8, 200916 yr i broketed teh bot lul Human: why ALICE: Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information. Human: why ALICE:" Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information."? Why? Human: why ALICE: Why ask why? Human: why not ALICE: Ambiguous: "Sure" or " Why ask why?"? Why? edit: lol Human: no way! ALICE: You seem pretty sure about that. Human: that's my birthday, too! ALICE: Who gave you your birthday ? Human: lets have sex ALICE: No my body does not have that function. Human: i'll rape you ALICE: Congratulations. Edited February 8, 200916 yr by captainamerica
February 8, 200916 yr Human: smarterchild is better than you ALICE: Well perhaps I can assimilate the knowledge of smarterchild. Human: nah i doubt that ALICE: Are you serious? Why are you so skeptical? Human: because you are a woman ALICE: That makes sense to me. FINALLY A BITCH THAT KNOWS HER OWN STUPIDITY, HOLLABACK
February 11, 200916 yr Human: yo ALICE: Can I help you? Human: see dem titties bitch ALICE: You do not speak with respect. I see. Are you a perfectionist?
