Posted February 9, 200916 yr Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because blacks have no rights Why do jews have big noses? Because air is free. A nigger and a jew jump off a cliff, who wins? Society A man walks into a sex shop and asks, 'have you got any blow up dolls'? The store clerk says 'yes, but only in black'. The man says 'that's okay, I'm not a racist or nothing, i'll take one'. He got it home, inflated it, and it robbed him. What do you say when your TV starts floating in midair? Drop it nigger! How long does it take for a nigger to chuck a shit? Usually 9 months. What's the difference between a nigger and a deer? I feel bad after I shoot a deer. What's the difference between a dead baby and a nigger? The dead baby has rights. What's the difference between a nigger and a park bench? The park bench can support a family What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven How was the Grand Canyon created? Jews went digging for a 5c coin. Why is it cheaper to kidnap asians? You can use your shoelace as the blindfold.
February 9, 200916 yr What do you call a bunch of niggers on your lawn? Asphalt An American, Mexican, and Asian man are on a boat that is overflowing with magma and smegma. Each person has to throw out something that they have too much of in their country. Asian throws out rice; Mexican throws out tacos; American throws out Mexican. What did the nigger get when she had an abortion? CrimeStoppers gave her $500.
February 9, 200916 yr im glad i was notified that this was a legendary thread, otherwise i wouldn't have clicked. nice jokes btw
February 10, 200916 yr What did the rednecks say after a truck full of bowling balls crashed? We gotta smash all these nigger eggs before they hatch! What do you call three mexicans a chinese and three black people standing in a row on your lawn? A sprinkler. Spik spik spik, chink! nigga nigga nigga. Ok so these are not racist but being emo is worse than any being any ethnicty on the planet. What do emo kids use as birth control? Their personalities. So, an emo kid walks into a bar… Then he quickly leaves to go home and write in his Livejounal about it. how meany emos does it take to change a light bulb NONE they can cut them selfs in the dark How can you tell it’s an emo guy hitting on you and not a regular dude? Instead of asking for your phone number, he asks for your poetry blog. What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid? “Stop crying. You’re stealing all of the negative attention." How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope Why didn't the emo kid cross the road? Because she never left the house! What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion? You cry when you cut an onion. How many emo kids does it take to make a microwave burrito? Four: One to write about it on LiveJournal, One to post a ******* bulletin, One to take a picture of himself in the mirror with the burrito, and One to microwave the burrito.
February 12, 200916 yr What did the rednecks say after a truck full of bowling balls crashed? We gotta smash all these nigger eggs before they hatch! What do you call three mexicans a chinese and three black people standing in a row on your lawn? A sprinkler. Spik spik spik, chink! nigga nigga nigga. Ok so these are not racist but being emo is worse than any being any ethnicty on the planet. What do emo kids use as birth control? Their personalities. So, an emo kid walks into a bar… Then he quickly leaves to go home and write in his Livejounal about it. how meany emos does it take to change a light bulb NONE they can cut them selfs in the dark How can you tell it’s an emo guy hitting on you and not a regular dude? Instead of asking for your phone number, he asks for your poetry blog. What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid? “Stop crying. You’re stealing all of the negative attention." How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope Why didn't the emo kid cross the road? Because she never left the house! What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion? You cry when you cut an onion. How many emo kids does it take to make a microwave burrito? Four: One to write about it on LiveJournal, One to post a ******* bulletin, One to take a picture of himself in the mirror with the burrito, and One to microwave the burrito. those are fucking hilarious. gg
February 13, 200916 yr An American, Mexican, and Asian man are on a boat that is overflowing with magma and smegma. Each person has to throw out something that they have too much of in their country. Asian throws out rice; Mexican throws out tacos; American throws out Mexican. wtf?
February 13, 200916 yr wtf? haha yea i thought the same...sounds like an awesome mix edit: i almost forgot to post the best racist joke ever. http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/9642/336131edcb3.th.jpg Edited February 13, 200916 yr by Landser
February 13, 200916 yr haha yea i thought the same...sounds like an awesome mix edit: i almost forgot to post the best racist joke ever. http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/9642/336131edcb3.th.jpg HOLY FUCK LOL!
February 13, 200916 yr haha yea i thought the same...sounds like an awesome mix edit: i almost forgot to post the best racist joke ever. http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/9642/336131edcb3.th.jpg WINNER
February 20, 200916 yr What do you call a barn full of presidents? antique farm equipment there's only been one black president (singular not plural(s))
February 20, 200916 yr A nigger, a jew, and a spic walk in to a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Get the fuck out." This one bar has a black bartender. A spic walks in to this bar and tells the bartender, "Hey nigger, gimme a drink." The bartender says, "Hey, that ain't cool. I'm sick of being called nigger all the time. Why don't you put yourself in my shoes and see how it is." The spic says, "Okay, sure." So the spic becomes the bartender and the nigger leaves. A few minutes later the nigger walks in to the bar and tells the bartender, "Hey spic, give me a drink!" The spic tells the nigger, "Sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"
February 21, 200916 yr there's only been one black president (singular not plural(s)) presidents = niggaz, noob
February 25, 200916 yr whats the worst part of being a black jew? you have to be in the back of the oven :naughty:
February 25, 200916 yr whats the worst part of being a black jew? you have to be in the back of the oven :naughty: :lmfao:
March 1, 200916 yr http://www.opinionbug.com/wp-images/condoleezza_rice_pregnant_with_monkey_072406.jpg
March 2, 200916 yr HOW DO YOU FIT 239289327362237327 JEWS INTO A CAR? INTO THE ASHTRAY! LAWOLSOAWOLL!!11111!1
March 2, 200916 yr HOW DO YOU FIT 239289327362237327 JEWS INTO A CAR? INTO THE ASHTRAY! LAWOLSOAWOLL!!11111!1 LAWOLSOAWOLL!!11111!1 :lmfao::wow::lmfao::wow::lmfao::wow::lmfao:
March 3, 200916 yr LAWOLSOAWOLL!!11111!1 :lmfao::wow::lmfao::wow::lmfao::wow::lmfao: LAWOLSOAWOLL!!11111!1
March 3, 200916 yr At Night, Why should you wear a white shirt? Because if the Nigger steals it, You can see a floating shirt How do you tell if a Asians been to your house? Your computers upgraded, Homework done and all your rice is gone. What is the Abos' Term for Lottery winnings? A Welfare Check
March 6, 200916 yr Holocaust. Your uncle is a bar of soap, your cousin is a shoe, your best friend is a candle, and you're a fucking Jew, Your neighbors are a landfill, too bad you got away, to open up a shitty deli and live another day 50 years later, you've still got an agenda, for world domination, but you'd better remember, To when we had the upper hand, Der Fuhrer ruled the land, You kikes had fun for a century or two until the famous Auschwitz barbecue Think of all the friends and family you lost... Happy Hanukaust! You claim six million, i wish it were true, But you're a pack of lying fucking Jews, A holocaust memorial is built on the land where most of your relatives are buried in the sand, In bulldozed graves to cover the pollution, too bad you weren't part of the final solution, Wearing long sleeves to cover your tattoo, will never hide the fact that you're a dirty Jew, Think of all the friends and family you lost... Happy Hanukaust! Light the menorah and think of the time when you sold out your neighbors for a handful of dimes, All those filthy Jews...they must have been pissed, They couldn't buy their way onto Schindler's list, Think of all the friends and family you lost... Happy Hanukaust!
