Posted February 10, 200916 yr Because I'm a well known dickhead and asshat, I've decided to mock mainstream science, particularly in the field of health. This decision is the result of a very long resentment of the skewing of statistics to fit agendas, the omission of key pieces of information which make data shine in a certain light, and just the ridiculous conclusions being drawn in most studies. For my paper, I seek to prove that living is hazardous to your health. The keynote of this paper will hopefully be a proven statistical link between air/breathing and cancer. Other topics hopefully to be covered: why cell division will end up killing you, the more cells in your body the more screwed you are, and of course, how masturbation/sex will end up cutting your life short. I would like to take this time to field any questions and gather opinions of my prospective work.
February 10, 200916 yr http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d197/samkirk/OBAMA-BlacktotheFuture.jpg OBAMA SAYS THEIR IS HOPE!
February 10, 200916 yr Author are you that bored, or is this for a class? Combination of that bored and that fed up with all the ridiculous studies that go around. I'm sick of hearing people go on about "OH MY GOD! DID YOU HEAR THAT SUCHANDSUCH WILL GIVE YOU CANCER?" because of some nice numbers.
February 10, 200916 yr Combination of that bored and that fed up with all the ridiculous studies that go around. I'm sick of hearing people go on about "OH MY GOD! DID YOU HEAR THAT SUCHANDSUCH WILL GIVE YOU CANCER?" because of some nice numbers.OMG i just heard drinking water gives you cancer!
February 10, 200916 yr kashew are you feeling ok? seriously sounds like you getting a little depressed need a hug? this is not a flame its just being friendly
February 10, 200916 yr Did you know iced tea is known to cause cancer in the state of fucktarded California.
February 10, 200916 yr Author kashew are you feeling ok? seriously sounds like you getting a little depressed need a hug? this is not a flame its just being friendly No. I'm just raged by mainstream science.
February 10, 200916 yr Sounds like some stoner got a little upset with the "Smoking Weed Gives You Testicular Cancer" study...
February 10, 200916 yr This is quite redundant, I believe it is well known that anything that lives, must subsequently die.
February 10, 200916 yr Because I'm a well known dickhead and asshat, I've decided to mock mainstream science, particularly in the field of health. This decision is the result of a very long resentment of the skewing of statistics to fit agendas, the omission of key pieces of information which make data shine in a certain light, and just the ridiculous conclusions being drawn in most studies. For my paper, I seek to prove that living is hazardous to your health. The keynote of this paper will hopefully be a proven statistical link between air/breathing and cancer. Other topics hopefully to be covered: why cell division will end up killing you, the more cells in your body the more screwed you are, and of course, how masturbation/sex will end up cutting your life short. I would like to take this time to field any questions and gather opinions of my prospective work. Air/breathing is an irony of life. You need oxygen to live, but oxygen interaction with the electron transport chain of the mitochondria produces Reactive Oxygen Species such as superoxide and hydroxy radical, which can cause DNA damage, possibly leading to cancer. Cell division is yet another irony of life. Without cell division to replenish the dying cells in your body, you'd die from so many things I don't even know where to begin. At the same time, uncontrolled cell division is the cause of cancer. The more cells there are in your body, the more screwed you are: Refer to the above point. Masturbation/sex ends up cutting your life span: If you get STDs, answer is obvious.
February 11, 200916 yr Air/breathing is an irony of life. You need oxygen to live, but oxygen interaction with the electron transport chain of the mitochondria produces Reactive Oxygen Species such as superoxide and hydroxy radical, which can cause DNA damage, possibly leading to cancer. Cell division is yet another irony of life. Without cell division to replenish the dying cells in your body, you'd die from so many things I don't even know where to begin. At the same time, uncontrolled cell division is the cause of cancer. The more cells there are in your body, the more screwed you are: Refer to the above point. Masturbation/sex ends up cutting your life span: If you get STDs, answer is obvious. And just as all of the above is true in that they can lead to cancer or other problems it's also true that there are things we can do to mitigate the risk. I personally believe in being proactive about my own health and things I can do to better myself and my life.
February 11, 200916 yr Obviously breathing can be hazardous if you live in some polluted shit hole or near a factory. Unless you are in Alaska like me where everything is clean.
February 11, 200916 yr http://i631.photobucket.com/albums/uu38/Luminiferous2009/water.jpg NO FUCK U CUNT IM DRINKING THAT WATER
February 12, 200916 yr Masturbating is good for your prostate, all human males develop prostate cancer if they live to 100. Beating off lowers the risk of metastatic development. So, beat off. If you get caught, explain it's better for you than jogging. I combine a daily wank with one to two bottles of red wine per day. I should make it to 40.
