February 22, 200916 yr I'm here to tell you about an exciting new product from Cinco called the Innernette. It's the fun new way to buy clothing and surf music from over 100 sites on one conveniently sized CD-ROM. And here's the good news: It's 100% secure. That's right, you don't have to worry about those e-worms and email viruses anymore! Remember, "You're not connected to anything, so no one can connect to you" -Cinco product guarantee. And that's not all. The latest version of the Innernette comes equipped with a virtual chat program. You can talk to preinstalled virtual friends without even connecting online. Not to mention how fun and easy it is to order clothes! Say you need a new pair of pants? Just click on over to the Pants Zone, select from several categories such as color, cleats, parachute, cuffs, and size, then just print and fax over to the Cinco Innernette Receiving Center. You'll be blown away! WAIT! Buy now and receive Nette Tunes for free! It features over 100 songs available and is guaranteed to please the whole family! It's got rock, country, rap, AND children's music! All those genres, absolutely free if you call within the next 30 minutes. Just dial 1-800-555-0199 to receive your Innernette today.
