Posted February 21, 200916 yr A man was told by the doctor that he's got some serious infection/disease. In order to survive, the doctor told him to only eat an animal that swims (like fish) and flies (like bird). So after a few days, the doctor decided to visit the man. The doctor was told that the man is somewhere by the pool. Doctor got at the pool and got fainted. Wonder why? Because he saw the man was trying to teach a poor GOAT how to swim! explanations: doctor got fainted because he saw the man was trying to teach a goat how to swim INSIDE the pool. so that he could eat lambs. Remember doctor said the man could only eat animal that swims? That's the point of the man trying to teach the goat how to swim, so that he could eat the goat. ** Hope that makes sense. I'm suck at telling stories. :madkeke: sure made me laugh
February 21, 200916 yr A beautiful woman went to the gynecologist. The doctor took one look at the woman and all his professionalism flew out the window. He immediately told her to get undressed. After she disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. While Doing so he asked her, "Do you know what I am doing?" "Yes," she replied, "You are checking for abrasions or Dermatological abnormalities." "That's right," said the doctor. He then began to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I am doing now?" he asked. "Yes," she said, "You are checking for lumps which might indicate Breast cancer." "Correct," replied the shady doctor. Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sexual intercourse with her. He asked, "Do you know what I am doing now?" "Yes," she said, "You're getting herpes: which is why I came here in the first place."
February 21, 200916 yr +B . that just fucking happened, bolded, underlined, agreeing period. Fucking size 7 motherfuckers. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
February 21, 200916 yr A beautiful woman went to the gynecologist. The doctor took one look at the woman and all his professionalism flew out the window. He immediately told her to get undressed. After she disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. While Doing so he asked her, "Do you know what I am doing?" "Yes," she replied, "You are checking for abrasions or Dermatological abnormalities." "That's right," said the doctor. He then began to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I am doing now?" he asked. "Yes," she said, "You are checking for lumps which might indicate Breast cancer." "Correct," replied the shady doctor. Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sexual intercourse with her. He asked, "Do you know what I am doing now?" "Yes," she said, "You're getting herpes: which is why I came here in the first place." Dumbass. Jokes are sooo 1990's. No one thinks they're funny anymore. Most jokes like the two in this thread are horrible. btw, OP, you didn't need to explain your story 3 times, do you think we are all mildly retardedd? I understand it but it's still a horrible joke. It's ironic, sure, but it's not at all humorous. To me, a joke must have the element of realism or complete absurdity to incite laughter. I will end my rant here.
February 21, 200916 yr im serious, ghizzle should be permabanned for not being able to speak english in an english only forum
February 21, 200916 yr Dumbass. Jokes are sooo 1990's. No one thinks they're funny anymore. Most jokes like the two in this thread are horrible. btw, OP, you didn't need to explain your story 3 times, do you think we are all mildly retardedd? I understand it but it's still a horrible joke. It's ironic, sure, but it's not at all humorous. To me, a joke must have the element of realism or complete absurdity to incite laughter. I will end my rant here. why cant you say ghizzle instead of op?
