Posted March 9, 200916 yr Dear retards of the forums, I am pretty pissed off right now so I'm gonna bitch about it to my favourite blog, myg0t forums. Basically, I have been attending off and on this crappy Univer$ity here in Canada. What I have learned is that rather than pursuing higher intelligence, besides chasing after enlightenment, BEYOND BETTERING SOCIETY, this Univer$ity and all Univer$itie$ are predominantly one thing - a business. No better than McDonald's, Coca-Cola, or Wal-Mart, these pigs will not leave me alone. I dropped out of all my classes and got approval from my professors - fine? Not enough. I am already trapped in their vile web of fine print and pseudo-intellects. I tried to forget about it. Tried to bury the memories of Indian professors who could barely speak a lick of English (but taught English), tried to drink away the aroma of the hallways from residence that were flooded with the stink of Axe body spray and curry. I even tried to forget the good times I had, like those 30 seconds of discussion we had in philosophy class that fluttered into the sky and never returned. I had forgotten after a few months. I had learned to mentally avoid everything that reminded me of my place of higher education, including one of my old gmail accounts. One day I checked that gmail account. And saw e-mails. From the Univer$ity financial department. A baker's dozen of them. All of them demanding money. I was paralyzed. After shaking off the disgust enough to move again, I walked up to the phone. These must have been sent in error, surely they know I haven't been there in months. They didn't know. They never will know. They don't care to know. That's the problem. No one realised I wasn't in classes. Even the professors didn't know I was gone. How am I supposed to get anything from a school like this? This only proved to me that even when I was there, they didn't really notice me. Maybe they did, like the hairy-forearmed slob named Bubba who works at the slaughterhouse notices the cows before they're spiked in the head and flipped upside down. I guess if you could count that split second of recognition 'noticing', they noticed me. But they're gonna notice me now. With the phone in my hand still, reality comes swooping back to me. I hear the gnarled voice of the lady on the other end of the line. "Sir? Do you understand?" "No, I don't." I pressed the mute button on the phone to gag. I recollected myself, "No services were rendered to me - I wasn't in class! I don't understand where these charges are coming from." "Well, sir, all I can tell you is that I work for the financial department and when I look at your account here I see-" "No, I still don't get it, and now you're repeating yourself. How can you charge me for... What can I do to waive these charges?" So, my friends, I have done all I can to waive the charges. The school still insists I owe them $400. All for withdrawing from two courses a week late. Now it is in my hands again. I figure breaking a dozen of their windows will at least cost them $400. And the best part is, there are probably legions of violent impulsive young men like myself that could be blamed for it. They will never know. Just like they never did know.
March 9, 200916 yr I know this scenario only too well... 7000 debt later i got nothing to show for it but an STI... fucking gay mate. Enjoy smashing some windows xD
March 9, 200916 yr i know, im at university at the moment and they keep asking me to pay my tuition fees even though ive already paid... bunch of wankers.
March 9, 200916 yr well rules are rules sonny boy. you didn't drop the class in time, and thus owe the fee.
March 9, 200916 yr i live in a box http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_h2dQ3a0T5CU/SKg5VFsfWnI/AAAAAAAAAGQ/owJntfl_dYI/s320/poor-people.jpg
March 9, 200916 yr Yeah it sucks. People still call my grandmother for what she owes and she's 80 years old. I owe some money myself. (about 5000) but fuck them. I'll pay it when I can.
March 9, 200916 yr yeah every time i cough around here i get fined for something.. last week i got a 80$ fine because i was smoking a cig within 30 feet of a university building. just 80$ more in damages i will cause
March 10, 200916 yr two wrongs dont make a right yeah but two negatives make a positive. alsi minkey, you should come to the us, u can stay at my place. ill make a craigslist to get some chicks for u.
March 11, 200916 yr Take them to court, you must have a friend in one of your classes who can testify for you, and also when you dropped out did you have to sign anything? They might have something on their database. Im going to leave university with no debt. I'm going to join the reserves for 3 years after highschool, save as much money as possible then go back and attend university. I already have 6 grand saved, plus i won't be joining the military until fall of 2010
March 11, 200916 yr Next time don't attend a school with a dollar sign in the name. Wow... there truly is a first for everything...Who would have ever thought John_Winthrop would make me laugh. rifk
March 11, 200916 yr Take them to court, you must have a friend in one of your classes who can testify for you HAGHAGGHAGHAGHAGHAGHGHAHAGGAGAGHGHA
March 11, 200916 yr yeah but two negatives make a positive. alsi minkey, you should come to the us, u can stay at my place. ill make a craigslist to get some chicks for u. turtles... this is why you're m3n.
March 11, 200916 yr Wow minkey that is one of the most intelligent posts you have ever made here. It was a well told story that should be made into a movie staring Kenneth Parcell as you! It is funny how easy it is to get lost in the mix at a large university. Now if this was a job at a corporation and you had stopped going, but kept receiving a pay check each week, that would have a better ending. Edited March 11, 200916 yr by [myg0t]OldManPeterson
March 11, 200916 yr universities are like jews i still havent retaliated for the skateboarding ticket i received. $250 for skateboarding on campus. lool there's not even a sign posted large rocks are the best way to get even. + maybe some pictures on the forums of large myg0t taggings would be dope
