Posted March 10, 200916 yr Good morning, gals and gentries Last night I died and was born again. I witnessed one of the most profound, life changing experiences that I can remember. Maybe being born is up there with moments like this, but I don't remember being born - I remember this. Really precisely. I was keen last night, all my senses were bristling. You know, those times when your mind is sharp, your palms are slightly moist, and you have an erection. We were in the living room when he ran downstairs like a kid running to a Christmas tree and came back with the dental floss. He pulled out an arm's length of floss with a flex and smiled madly. I could feel my breathing shorten and my eyes draw wide. He stuck his head up, and proceeded to shove dental floss up one nostril, while plugging the other one and snorting wildly. After a gruesome ten minute series of snorts, gags, and unnecessary heroism, it happened. He gagged. And out of his mouth came a twisted bundle of floss lined with the most hidden mucous available. The pearly blob seemed to hang in the air for a minute, before he sprinted to the kitchen and spat in the sink. It glistened like the Holy Grail. I was on the couch, writhing in a mixture of pure joy and nausea. He strutted out and grabbed each end of the floss with his index finger and thumb. He looked at me and smiled madly again, but I could see the tears in his eyes. His whole face was red, and he just looked beaten. After the novelty nasal passage flossing motion was preformed, he pulled the strand of floss out and threw it away. Nothing will ever top that.
March 10, 200916 yr theMinkey;614167']Nothing will ever top that. try having sex or a fight after a hockey match.
March 11, 200916 yr this works alot better if you use spaghetti cuz it doesnt really hurt just kinda slides through but then you run the risk of trying to floss too fast and it breaks and you get little pieces of spaghetti stuck way back in your nose/head and its really hard to get out but i survived
