Posted April 24, 200916 yr Excerpt: One of my biggest pet peeves is a girl who is not probably groomed on all parts of her body. If you are a hot girl, then it is imperative that everything is shaved, or clean to the point that there is minimal hair. http://www.redditmirror.cc/cache/websites/arthurkade.com_8f3wz/arthurkade.com/2009/04/21/grooming/index.html
April 24, 200916 yr Jedi Pimp;618772']Excerpt: One of my biggest pet peeves is a girl who is not probably groomed on all parts of her body. If you are a hot girl, then it is imperative that everything is shaved, or clean to the point that there is minimal hair. http://www.redditmirror.cc/cache/websites/arthurkade.com_8f3wz/arthurkade.com/2009/04/21/grooming/index.html Oh my god. This guy could be in that episode of south park where john edward gets the biggest douche in the universe award. He even looks a bit like john edward.
April 24, 200916 yr Author holy fuck!!! this guy just may be the world's best troll. Hes outta his fucking mind. Look at his other page links. Stat with the "Kade Scale" where he rates girls and the comments that shit generated. Excerpts: how the hell can you put megan fox as a 9? she looks like a fucking hooker. oh wait, i forgot you like strippers…my bad. Dude, you’re not worthy of flushing Angelina’s tampon. Seriously. You wouldn’t have a prayer with any of these women, or their housekeepers. Best chance for you is to stick with boys. I’m sure your Boy Scale is much more forgiving. Love your scale. Salma Hayek and Jessica Biel must be breathing a sigh of relief over the fact that you’d consider dating them. Lucky girls! I’m looking forward to your Guy Rating Scale. I imagine it looks like this: “10″ - A guy with a 10 inch cock. “9″ - A guy with a 9 inch cock. “8″ - A guy with an 8 inch cock. “7″ - A guy with a 7 inch cock. “6″ - A guy with a 6 inch cock. Any guy with a cock smaller than 6 inches is an automatic “0,” since he can’t pleasure the depths of your stretched out manhole.
April 24, 200916 yr “Brokadian Rhapsody” (Sung to the tune of: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oTG_RKzwvA ) Queue it up in another window, sing along, and enjoy! *********************************************************** Welcome to Kade’s blog Join him on The Journey He’s narcissistic And detached from reality Pull up a chair His life’s a nightmare, you’ll see . . . “I’m just an extra, can’t land a speaking role Because I’d wreck the shot, awkward pose Block the lens, with my nose Sleeping on my friend’s couch, dreaming of a SAG card Some day . . . No way” Artie, just quit his job Was the MJ of finance Now he wants to pitch Comcast Artie , you don’t have a prayer You speak as well as Stephen Hawking swims Artie, ooo-woo-ooo-ooo Don’t mean to crush your dreams But you lack what directors call “charisma” Boring guy, boring guy. Maybe you could be a stand-in? Shooting, on Salt is done That Jolie was a skank Barely hot enough to bang Kade thought he got noticed, by casting guy So he showed him his “best boy grip” with K-Y Artie, ooo-woo-ooo-ooo, (*even though his reads blow*) Finally nailed a scene! His creepy lisp makes him a fellatio queen Time to go hit the VIP room in 1-Oak, Smarmy douche, Smarmy douche will you wear your sweet backpack? Freshly shaven buttcheeks, and a tight pink tee-shirt too! Closet homo (CLOSET HOMO) Closet homo (CLOSET HOMO) Giant shoulders and hooknose. Magifico-o-o-o-o! “I’m in a long drought, no one will fuck me She’s just a “7” not model quality Why does she think that she can talk to me? Need some pics, there’s a “10”, will you come and pose?” A-mazing! No, I will not come and pose !(come and pose!) A-mazing! I will not come and pose !(! (come and pose!) A-mazing! I will not come and pose (come and pose) Will not come and pose (come and pose) Will not come and pose (come and pose) With your giant, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose! “I’m a diamond. I’m a diamond. Only do life at warp speed! The Philly scene has got nothing cool enough, for me. For ME. FOR ME!!!” So you think you can act, you expressionless bore? You’ve got even less talent than damn Pauly Shore Oh, Artie. You stink worse than my farts, please Take your greasy mane, take your accutane, outta’ here Ooooooooooh Oooh, yech, oooh, yech Artie’s a Z-lister Not a VIP He’ll be serving cocktails. He’ll be serving cocktails, to me. (*Even though his reads blow*)
April 24, 200916 yr This guy boasts about how hard he works, what he can't stand on women, but I've never heard of this faggot before.
April 24, 200916 yr s0beit;618778']This guy boasts about how hard he works' date=' what he can't stand on women, but I've never heard of this faggot before.[/quote'] this
April 25, 200916 yr Dr. Long Ballson 22 Apr 2009 at 1:17 am You’re right, cocks on a tranny do look much better when there’s no bush around it.
April 25, 200916 yr Wow. This guy wins troll of the century Pretty much QFT, although you're forgetting AMDG of /r9k/. He's awesome.
April 26, 200916 yr Very good troll, you can tell he's not serious. She was also very mean to me when I told her that “I hate needles” and she said, “I don’t care sonny, you came here to get this done so be quiet”.
