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As you read this letter, you may feel confused at points. If you do, keep reading. The rationale underlying myg0t's biases is confusing. Fortunately, as you read the superfluity of examples about how myg0t has been trying to shatter other people's lives and dreams, this letter will slowly begin to make sense. When writing this letter, I had originally intended to segregate the pure errors of fact in its comments from the assertions of questionable judgment where there could be room for dispute. I eventually decided against that approach because myg0t knows how to lie. It's too bad it doesn't yet understand the ramifications of lying.

 

Ironically, I have a plan to renew those institutions of civil society—like families, schools, churches, and civic groups—that advance a clear, credible, and effective vision for dealing with our present dilemma and its most cranky manifestations. I call this plan "Operation stand up and fight for our heritage, traditions, and values". (Granted, I need a shorter, catchier name but that one will do for now.) My plan's underlying motif is that myg0t has a strategy. Its strategy is to displace meaningful discussion of an issue's merit or demerit with hunch and emotion. Wherever you encounter that strategy, you are dealing with myg0t.

 

Even if one isn't completely conversant with current events, the evidence overwhelmingly indicates that we are at war. Don't think we're not just because you're not stepping over dead bodies in the streets. We're at war with myg0t's tyrannical blanket statements. We're at war with its imperious epigrams. And we're at war with its smarmy sentiments. As in any war, we ought to be aware of the fact that myg0t can't fool me. I've met soporific contentious-types before, so I know that some of the facts I'm about to present may seem shocking. This they certainly are. However, myg0t wants us to emulate the White Queen from Lewis Carroll's Through the Looking Glass, who strives to believe "as many as six impossible things before breakfast". Then again, even the White Queen would have trouble believing that myg0t could do a gentler and fairer job of running the world than anyone else. I prefer to believe things that my experience tells me are true, such as that myg0t should stop calling me a crafty loony. Although I've been called worse things by better organizations, myg0t sometimes uses the word "gastrohysterorrhaphy" when describing its campaigns. Beware! This is a buzzword designed for emotional response.

 

myg0t says it's going to generate alienation and withdrawal in the coming days. Good old myg0t. It just loves to open its mouth and let all kinds of things come out without listening to how flighty they sound. myg0t may have the right to lower our standard of living. It may have the right to impose ideology, control thought, and punish virtually any behavior it disapproves of. But myg0t crosses the line when it uses its bully pulpit to coordinate a revolution.

 

Almost without exception, in the Old Testament, the Book of Kings relates how the priests of Baal were slain for deceiving the people. I'm not suggesting that there be any contemporary parallel involving myg0t, but myg0t's buddies warrant that black is white and night is day. This is precisely the non-equation that myg0t is trying to patch together. What it's missing, as usual, is that it believes that it understands the difference between civilization and savagery. That's just wrong. It further believes that we should be grateful for the precious freedom to be robbed and kicked in the face by such a noble creature as it. Wrong again!

 

myg0t is the ultimate source of alienation and repression around here. By the way, saying that last sentence out loud is a nice way to get to the point quickly at a cocktail party. It has been revealed that myg0t plans to uproot our very heritage and pave the way for its own pudibund value system. First reaction yields that it is a figment of its runaway imagination that merit is adequately measured by its methods and qualifications. A little more thought leads to the more accurate conclusion that you might say, "myg0t's views are sheer idiocy." Fine, I agree. But myg0t cannot tolerate the world as it is. It needs to live in a world of fantasies. To be more specific, I act based on what I think is right, not who I think is right. That's why I try always to bring myg0t to justice. It's also why I say that its apparatchiks have been running around recently trying to replace our timeless traditions with its saturnine, prodigal ones. Meanwhile, myg0t has been preparing to tour the country promoting cold-blooded egotism in lectures and radio talk show interviews. The whole episode smacks of a carefully orchestrated operation. If you ask me, no one has a higher opinion of myg0t than I, and I think myg0t's a malignant traitor.

 

Whatever myg0t claims to the contrary, I have a dream, a mission, a set path that I would like to travel down. Specifically, my goal is to redefine in practical terms the immutable ideals that have guided us from the beginning. Of course, it claims that our elected officials should be available for purchase by special-interest groups. Perhaps it has some sound arguments on its side but if so it's keeping them hidden. I'd say it's far more likely that perhaps one day we will live in a world where good people are not troubled by fear of indelicate scofflaws. Until that day arrives, however, we must spread the word that myg0t says that it needs a little more time to clean up its act. As far as I'm concerned, myg0t's time has run out.

 

Perhaps I'm reading too much into myg0t's editorials, but they don't seem to serve any purpose other than to rip off everyone and his brother. myg0t's deputies were recently seen leading to the destruction of the human race. That's not a one-time accident or oversight. That's myg0t's policy.

 

Statements like, "myg0t is guilty of a shocking display of dishonesty and sophistry" accurately express the feelings of most of us here. I may not believe that myg0t's pleas enhance performance standards, productivity, and competitiveness but I indisputably do insist that it has been trying to raise funds for scientific studies that "prove" that children should belong to the state. This is what's called "advocacy research" or "junk science" because it's funded by self-centered poltroons who have already decided that the world is crying out to labor beneath myg0t's firm but benevolent heel. myg0t keeps missing my point. More specifically, it keeps getting hung up on my words without seeing the underlying meaning. For example, when I say that myg0t desperately wants to be fashionable, myg0t seems incapable of realizing that what I'm really getting at is that the baneful nature of its ideals is not just a rumor. It is a fact to which I can testify.

 

Often, the lure of an articulate new pundit, a well-financed attention-getting program, an effective audience generator, hot new "inside" information, or a professionally produced exposé is irresistible to crapulous, meddlesome nobodies who want to push the State towards greater influence, self-preservation, and totalitarianism and away from civic engagement, constituent choice, and independent thought. I was, however, going to forget about the whole thing when it suddenly occurred to me that I can easily see myg0t performing the following truculent acts. First, it will work both sides of the political fence. Then, it will deploy enormous resources in a war of attrition against helpless citizens. I do not profess to know how likely is the eventuality I have outlined, but it is a distinct possibility to be kept in mind. myg0t's method (or school, or ideology—it is hard to know exactly what to call it) goes by the name of "myg0t-ism". It is a complacent and avowedly infernal philosophy that aims to strip people of their rights to free expression and individuality. In closing this letter, let me point out that I would be remiss if I didn't remind you that myg0t's "compromises" represent the most repugnant form of moral turpitude conceivable.

You most definitely did not write that up, there's too many big words in that novel for your vocab.

 

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Social & Cultural Factors

 

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Economic Factors

 

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Environmental Factors

 

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Political Factors

 

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Conclusion

 

[myg0t]Myriad seem to be a much more important idea that most give credit for. Next time you see or think of [myg0t]Myriad, think about what you just read and realize what is really going on. It is likely you under valued [myg0t]Myriad before, but will now start to give the credited needed and deserved.

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I want this letter to serve as an oasis of sanity in Hhslf's desert of foolishness. Without going into all the gory details, let's just say that Hhslf must sense her own irremediable inferiority. That's why she is so desperate to turn peaceful gatherings into embarrassing scandals; it's the only way for her to distinguish herself from the herd. It would be a lot nicer, however, if Hhslf also realized that she insists that she has no choice but to worsen an already unstable situation. Her reasoning is that the world's salvation comes from whims, irrationality, and delusions. Yes, I realize that that argument makes no sense, but it is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt. Now, I could go off on that point alone, but her warped historical perspective makes for a consistent if doctrinaire view of Marxism. The facts are indisputable, the arguments are impeccable, and the consequences are undeniable. So why does she avouch that she is the ultimate authority on what's right and what's wrong? It is only when one has an answer to that question is it possible to make sense of her musings because in order to convince us that it is mingy to question her ethics, Hhslf often turns to the old propagandist trick of comparing results brought about by entirely dissimilar causes.

 

Maybe some day, Hhslf will finally stop trying to dismantle the family unit. Don't hold your breath, though. It's unquestionably a tragedy that her goal in life is apparently to irrationalize thinking on every issue. Here, I use the word "tragedy" as the philosopher Whitehead used it. Whitehead stated that "the essence of dramatic tragedy is not unhappiness. It resides in the solemnity of the remorseless working of things," which I interpret as saying that our battle with Hhslf is a battle between spiritualism and fogyism, between tradition and subversion, between the defenders of Western civilization and its enemies. With the battle lines drawn as such, it is abundantly clear that if I hear Hhslf's expositors say, "Space gods arriving in flying saucers will save humanity from self-destruction" one more time, I'm indubitably going to throw up.

 

Hhslf hates it when you say that her notions oscillate between vile blackguardism and uncongenial voyeurism. She really hates it when you say that. Try saying it to her sometime if you have a thick skin and don't mind having her shriek insults at you. Even though she uses words like "pericardiomediastinitis" to give her traducements an air of culture and elegance, this does not negate the fact that I must ask that her sycophants build a sane and healthy society free of her destructive influences. I know they'll never do that so here's an alternate proposal: They should, at the very least, back off and quit trying to enact new laws forcing anyone who's not one of Hhslf's confreres to live in an environment that can, at best, be described as contemptuously tolerant. If we don't guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence, whether sought or unsought, by Hhslf and her junta then Hhslf will prostrate the honor, power, independence, laws, and property of entire countries. This message has been brought to you by the Department of Blinding Obviousness. What might not be so obvious, however, is that whenever Hhslf attempts to maintain social control by eliminating rights and freedoms, she looks around waiting for applause as if she's done something decent and moral rather than self-deceiving and negligent. Some day, I want to love the Earth and everything that flowers and crawls upon it. But you don't have to wait for that. What you can do now is talk to everyone you know about the things I've told you in this letter. Use every medium available to you. Use the Internet. Use your telephone. Use radio and newspapers. And whatever you do, never be afraid to speak out against the evil that is Hhslf.

In a prior letter, I identified a set of ideological premises as superordinate constructions that maintain the rhetorical context in which [myg0t] Myraid is able to force people to act in ways far removed from the natural patterns of human behavior. I will now elaborate on three of his most nerdy premises:

 

1. Philistinism is a be-all, end-all system that should be forcefully imposed upon us.

2. My bitterness at him is merely the latent projection of libidinal energy stemming from self-induced anguish.

3. He is forward-looking, open-minded, and creative.

 

I realize that some of you may not know the particular background details of the events I'm referring to. I'm not going to go into those details here, but you can read up on them elsewhere. His philippics are like hothouse plants. They shoot up but they lack the strength to defy the years and withstand heavy storms.

 

There's a lot of daylight between Myraid's views and mine. He believes that autism is the key to world peace while I believe that he has vowed that by the next full moon he'll obfuscate the issue so that one can't see what ought to be thoroughly obvious to all. This is hardly news; Myraid has been vowing that for months with the regularity of a metronome. What is news is that I plan to combat the truculent ideology of hooliganism that has infected the minds of so many dysfunctional lunkheads. Are you with me—or against me? Whatever you decide, if we look beyond Myraid's delusions of grandeur, we see that if his helots had even an ounce of integrity they would address the real issues faced by mankind.

 

Although everyone has goals, Myraid's goal seems to be to mold the mind of virtually every citizen—young or old, rich or poor, simple or sophisticated. There is a proper place in life for hatred. Hatred of that which is wrong is a powerful and valuable tool. But when Myraid perverts hatred in order to do everything possible to keep impulsive crybabies superficial and mad, it becomes clear that on several occasions I have heard him state that it's inappropriate to teach children right from wrong. I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a comment. What I consider far more important though is that Myraid focuses on feelings rather than facts. Sure, he attempts to twist and distort facts to justify his feelings but that just goes to show that Myraid plans to burn his opponents at the stake. The result will be an amalgam of prissy phallocentrism and violent denominationalism, if such a monster can be imagined.

 

Ask yourself: Will Myraid's shots to the heart of all that is wholesome buy him his long-sought victory for eccentric defeatism with its showy irreverence and glorification of all that is coprophagous? I bet you'll answer the same way that I did because we both know that if I had my druthers, Myraid would never have had the opportunity to needle and wheedle savage fence-sitters into his coalition. As it stands, my goal is to get Myraid to realize that we must shake off our torpor, ignore the siren songs of insurrectionism, and bring the communion of knowledge to all of us. Of course, if he insists on remaining an ignorant, uninformed, and ill-informed slimeball, that's his prerogative. As for me, I have no bombs, no planes, no artillery, and no terrorist plots. But I do have weapons and tactics that are far more deadly: pure light and simple truth.

 

Again, I fully intend to avoid the extremes of a pessimistic naturalism and an optimistic humanism by combining the truths of both. That's the path that I have chosen. It's decidedly not an easy path but then again, there is no doubt that Myraid will irritate an incredible number of people within a short period of time. Believe me, I would give everything I own to be wrong on that point, but the truth is that sometimes I think that Myraid is simply a willing pawn of those pharisaical stinking-types who usher in the rule of the Antichrist and the apocalyptic end times. I typically drop that willing-pawn notion, however, whenever I remember that Myraid's the type of person who will trump up any lie for the occasion, and the more of a thumper it is, the better he likes it. Finally, this has been a good deal of reading, and undeniably difficult reading at that. Still, I hope you walk away from it with the new knowledge that I've never encountered anything as cranky as [myg0t] Myraid's strictures.

There are a number of frightening facts about http://www.pakin.org/complaint that I absolutely must make public. But before I do I need to go into a fair about of detail explaining how whenever http://www.pakin.org/complaint gives a speech, it is always careful to sidestep the issue of how many airheads have an intense identification with puerile, besotted scumbags. Hang in there; this explanation won't take long. The full truth of my conclusion I shall develop in the course of this letter but the conclusion's general outline is that it's possible that I, not being one of the many hate-filled lummoxes of this world, will renew my resolve to take personal action and delegitimize it. However, I cannot speculate about that possibility here because I need to devote more space to a description of how I hate it when people get their facts totally wrong. For instance, whenever I hear some corporate fat cat make noises about how phallocentrism is the key to world peace, I can't help but think that if society were a beer bottle—something, I believe, that http://www.pakin.org/complaint holds in high regard—it would indeed be the nauseating bit at the bottom that only the homeless like to drink.

 

If you want to clear up these muddied waters with some reality, then tell everyone you know the truth, that my long-term goal is to stop http://www.pakin.org/complaint's encroachments on our heritage. Unfortunately, much remains to be done. As you may have noticed, this is not the first time I've wanted to find the common ground that enables others to straighten out http://www.pakin.org/complaint's thinking. But it is the first time I realized that if it had its way, schools would teach students that the sun rises just for http://www.pakin.org/complaint. This is not education but indoctrination. It prevents students from learning about how http://www.pakin.org/complaint insists that it defends the real needs of the working class. This fraud, this lie, is just one among the thousands they perpetrates.

 

http://Http://www.pakin.org/complaint should start developing the parts of its brain that have been impaired by fogyism. At least then it'll stop trying to convince impressionable young people that everything is happy and fine and good. We must publicly distance ourselves from the most nutty malefactors I've ever seen. That fact may not be pleasant but it is a fact regardless of our wishes on the matter.

 

http://Http://www.pakin.org/complaint once had the audacity to tell me that all it takes to solve our social woes are shotgun marriages, heavy-handed divorce laws, and a return to some mythical 1950s Shangri-la. My riposte was that as that last sentence suggests, it claims that black is white and night is day. That claim is preposterous and, to use http://www.pakin.org/complaint's own language, overtly smarmy. No history can justify it.

 

As my mother used to tell me, "Http://www.pakin.org/complaint's squalid agents provocateurs exert themselves to muddy the water, obfuscate the record, and cover up, by sophistries and denials, all of http://www.pakin.org/complaint's disagreeable contretemps." http://Http://www.pakin.org/complaint, do you feel no shame for what you've done? Believe me, I certainly don't want to give http://www.pakin.org/complaint a chance to evade responsibility. Whenever http://www.pakin.org/complaint attempts to dismantle national civil rights organizations by driving a wedge between the leaders and the rank-and-file members, it looks around waiting for applause as if it's done something decent and moral rather than cruel and illogical. Might I suggest that http://www.pakin.org/complaint search for a hobby? It seems it has entirely too much time on its hands, given how often it tries to legitimize the fear and hatred of the privileged for the oppressed.

 

Plainly stated, if http://www.pakin.org/complaint's lickspittles had even an ounce of integrity they would make technical preparations for the achievement of freedom and human independence. Assume for a moment that http://www.pakin.org/complaint has studiously avoided being contaminated by the facts. It therefore follows that people tell me that it's amazing that pertinacious wheeler-dealers like http://www.pakin.org/complaint still exist in this day and age. And the people who tell me this are correct, of course. While it remains to be seen if http://www.pakin.org/complaint will trivialize certain events that are particularly special to us all before long, some people think it's a bit extreme of me to reveal the constant tension between centripetal and centrifugal forces of dialogized heteroglossia resulting from its sound bites—a bit over the top, perhaps. Well, what I ought to remind such people is that some shallow beguilers actually feel that two wrongs make a right. This is the kind of muddled thinking that http://www.pakin.org/complaint is encouraging with its epigrams. Even worse, all those who raise their voice against this brainwashing campaign are denounced as irrational worrywarts.

 

I frequently talk about how we need to change http://www.pakin.org/complaint's subliminal psywar campaigns for the same reason that one needs to change a baby's diapers. I would drop the subject except that the gloss that its janissaries put on its sentiments unfortunately does little to fight http://www.pakin.org/complaint hammer and tong. http://Http://www.pakin.org/complaint wants nothing less than to use every conceivable form of diplomacy, deception, pressure, coercion, bribery, treason, and terror to vilify our history, character, values, and traditions, hence its repeated, almost hypnotic, insistence on the importance of its shabby philippics. Whatever else may be the case, it is certain that http://www.pakin.org/complaint uses the word "counterrevolutionary" without ever having taken the time to look it up in the dictionary. Organizations that are too lazy to get their basic terms right should be ignored, not debated.

 

http://Http://www.pakin.org/complaint plans to gag free speech. What can you do about that? Start by reading about how my psychologist friends tell me that the law of parsimony suggests that there is a tortured quality to http://www.pakin.org/complaint's reasoning, a careful avoidance of obvious conclusions, and a painstaking circumnavigation of embarrassing facts. Become informed about the deceit, lies, and propanganda surrounding its promotion of allotheism. Tell everyone you know that http://www.pakin.org/complaint has spent untold hours trying to defuse or undermine incisive critiques of its addlepated, rash behavior by turning them into procedural arguments about mechanisms of institutional restraint. During that time, did it ever once occur to it that we must draw the line somewhere? The most appealing theory has to do with the way that I correctly predicted that it would assail all that is holy. Alas, I didn't think it'd do that so effectively—or so soon.

 

http://Http://www.pakin.org/complaint commonly appoints ineffective people to important positions. It then ensures that these people stay in those positions because that makes it easy for http://www.pakin.org/complaint to engender ill will. Common-sense understanding of human nature tells us that if you read between the lines of http://www.pakin.org/complaint's ideals, you'll certainly find that if Fate desired that http://www.pakin.org/complaint make a correct application of what it had read about despotism it would have to indicate title and page number since the incontinent huckster would otherwise never in all its existence find the correct place. But since Fate does not do this, we find among narrow and uneducated minds the belief that http://www.pakin.org/complaint can override nature. This belief is due to a basic confusion that can be cleared up simply by stating that the best thing about http://www.pakin.org/complaint is the way that it encourages us to search for solutions that are more creative and constructive than the typically putrid ones championed by the worst kinds of insecure, power-drunk party animals I've ever seen. No, wait; http://www.pakin.org/complaint doesn't encourage that. On the contrary, it discourages us from admitting that there are many roads leading to the defeat of its plans to lead to the destruction of the human race. I, speaking as someone who is not a prurient bottom-feeder, avouch that all of these roads must eventually pass through the same set of gates: the ability to acknowledge that http://www.pakin.org/complaint's not interested in finding truth but only in defending ideas that fit with its world vision.

 

http://Http://www.pakin.org/complaint's stinking stratagems have been found incompatible with personal security and the rights of property. To a lesser degree and on a smaller scale, http://www.pakin.org/complaint twists every argument into some sort of "struggle" between two parties. http://Http://www.pakin.org/complaint unvaryingly constitutes the underdog party, which is what it claims gives it the right to issue a flood of bogus legal documents. In short, I feel we must take away as many of http://www.pakin.org/complaint's opportunities for mischief as possible. I hope other members of the community feel the same.

There are a number of frightening facts about http://www.pakin.org/complaint that I absolutely must make public. But before I do I need to go into a fair about of detail explaining how whenever http://www.pakin.org/complaint gives a speech, it is always careful to sidestep the issue of how many airheads have an intense identification with puerile, besotted scumbags. Hang in there; this explanation won't take long. The full truth of my conclusion I shall develop in the course of this letter but the conclusion's general outline is that it's possible that I, not being one of the many hate-filled lummoxes of this world, will renew my resolve to take personal action and delegitimize it. However, I cannot speculate about that possibility here because I need to devote more space to a description of how I hate it when people get their facts totally wrong. For instance, whenever I hear some corporate fat cat make noises about how phallocentrism is the key to world peace, I can't help but think that if society were a beer bottle—something, I believe, that http://www.pakin.org/complaint holds in high regard—it would indeed be the nauseating bit at the bottom that only the homeless like to drink.

 

If you want to clear up these muddied waters with some reality, then tell everyone you know the truth, that my long-term goal is to stop http://www.pakin.org/complaint's encroachments on our heritage. Unfortunately, much remains to be done. As you may have noticed, this is not the first time I've wanted to find the common ground that enables others to straighten out http://www.pakin.org/complaint's thinking. But it is the first time I realized that if it had its way, schools would teach students that the sun rises just for http://www.pakin.org/complaint. This is not education but indoctrination. It prevents students from learning about how http://www.pakin.org/complaint insists that it defends the real needs of the working class. This fraud, this lie, is just one among the thousands they perpetrates.

 

http://Http://www.pakin.org/complaint should start developing the parts of its brain that have been impaired by fogyism. At least then it'll stop trying to convince impressionable young people that everything is happy and fine and good. We must publicly distance ourselves from the most nutty malefactors I've ever seen. That fact may not be pleasant but it is a fact regardless of our wishes on the matter.

 

http://Http://www.pakin.org/complaint once had the audacity to tell me that all it takes to solve our social woes are shotgun marriages, heavy-handed divorce laws, and a return to some mythical 1950s Shangri-la. My riposte was that as that last sentence suggests, it claims that black is white and night is day. That claim is preposterous and, to use http://www.pakin.org/complaint's own language, overtly smarmy. No history can justify it.

 

As my mother used to tell me, "Http://www.pakin.org/complaint's squalid agents provocateurs exert themselves to muddy the water, obfuscate the record, and cover up, by sophistries and denials, all of http://www.pakin.org/complaint's disagreeable contretemps." http://Http://www.pakin.org/complaint, do you feel no shame for what you've done? Believe me, I certainly don't want to give http://www.pakin.org/complaint a chance to evade responsibility. Whenever http://www.pakin.org/complaint attempts to dismantle national civil rights organizations by driving a wedge between the leaders and the rank-and-file members, it looks around waiting for applause as if it's done something decent and moral rather than cruel and illogical. Might I suggest that http://www.pakin.org/complaint search for a hobby? It seems it has entirely too much time on its hands, given how often it tries to legitimize the fear and hatred of the privileged for the oppressed.

 

Plainly stated, if http://www.pakin.org/complaint's lickspittles had even an ounce of integrity they would make technical preparations for the achievement of freedom and human independence. Assume for a moment that http://www.pakin.org/complaint has studiously avoided being contaminated by the facts. It therefore follows that people tell me that it's amazing that pertinacious wheeler-dealers like http://www.pakin.org/complaint still exist in this day and age. And the people who tell me this are correct, of course. While it remains to be seen if http://www.pakin.org/complaint will trivialize certain events that are particularly special to us all before long, some people think it's a bit extreme of me to reveal the constant tension between centripetal and centrifugal forces of dialogized heteroglossia resulting from its sound bites—a bit over the top, perhaps. Well, what I ought to remind such people is that some shallow beguilers actually feel that two wrongs make a right. This is the kind of muddled thinking that http://www.pakin.org/complaint is encouraging with its epigrams. Even worse, all those who raise their voice against this brainwashing campaign are denounced as irrational worrywarts.

 

I frequently talk about how we need to change http://www.pakin.org/complaint's subliminal psywar campaigns for the same reason that one needs to change a baby's diapers. I would drop the subject except that the gloss that its janissaries put on its sentiments unfortunately does little to fight http://www.pakin.org/complaint hammer and tong. http://Http://www.pakin.org/complaint wants nothing less than to use every conceivable form of diplomacy, deception, pressure, coercion, bribery, treason, and terror to vilify our history, character, values, and traditions, hence its repeated, almost hypnotic, insistence on the importance of its shabby philippics. Whatever else may be the case, it is certain that http://www.pakin.org/complaint uses the word "counterrevolutionary" without ever having taken the time to look it up in the dictionary. Organizations that are too lazy to get their basic terms right should be ignored, not debated.

 

http://Http://www.pakin.org/complaint plans to gag free speech. What can you do about that? Start by reading about how my psychologist friends tell me that the law of parsimony suggests that there is a tortured quality to http://www.pakin.org/complaint's reasoning, a careful avoidance of obvious conclusions, and a painstaking circumnavigation of embarrassing facts. Become informed about the deceit, lies, and propanganda surrounding its promotion of allotheism. Tell everyone you know that http://www.pakin.org/complaint has spent untold hours trying to defuse or undermine incisive critiques of its addlepated, rash behavior by turning them into procedural arguments about mechanisms of institutional restraint. During that time, did it ever once occur to it that we must draw the line somewhere? The most appealing theory has to do with the way that I correctly predicted that it would assail all that is holy. Alas, I didn't think it'd do that so effectively—or so soon.

 

http://Http://www.pakin.org/complaint commonly appoints ineffective people to important positions. It then ensures that these people stay in those positions because that makes it easy for http://www.pakin.org/complaint to engender ill will. Common-sense understanding of human nature tells us that if you read between the lines of http://www.pakin.org/complaint's ideals, you'll certainly find that if Fate desired that http://www.pakin.org/complaint make a correct application of what it had read about despotism it would have to indicate title and page number since the incontinent huckster would otherwise never in all its existence find the correct place. But since Fate does not do this, we find among narrow and uneducated minds the belief that http://www.pakin.org/complaint can override nature. This belief is due to a basic confusion that can be cleared up simply by stating that the best thing about http://www.pakin.org/complaint is the way that it encourages us to search for solutions that are more creative and constructive than the typically putrid ones championed by the worst kinds of insecure, power-drunk party animals I've ever seen. No, wait; http://www.pakin.org/complaint doesn't encourage that. On the contrary, it discourages us from admitting that there are many roads leading to the defeat of its plans to lead to the destruction of the human race. I, speaking as someone who is not a prurient bottom-feeder, avouch that all of these roads must eventually pass through the same set of gates: the ability to acknowledge that http://www.pakin.org/complaint's not interested in finding truth but only in defending ideas that fit with its world vision.

 

http://Http://www.pakin.org/complaint's stinking stratagems have been found incompatible with personal security and the rights of property. To a lesser degree and on a smaller scale, http://www.pakin.org/complaint twists every argument into some sort of "struggle" between two parties. http://Http://www.pakin.org/complaint unvaryingly constitutes the underdog party, which is what it claims gives it the right to issue a flood of bogus legal documents. In short, I feel we must take away as many of http://www.pakin.org/complaint's opportunities for mischief as possible. I hope other members of the community feel the same.

 

You didn't type that since you're too idiot to spell perfect like that.

 

also: tl;dr

tl;dr

 

can someone post a summary, preferably describing him with the word "faggot" mixed in there somewhere?

 

+1 etc

You, sir, deserve 5 free internets. I don't care if you C+P'd this whole thing, the mere fact that you oppose this failsite at all makes you my new hero. Congratulations.

 

Myriad;619629']As you read this letter, you may feel confused at points. If you do, keep reading. The rationale underlying myg0t's biases is confusing. Fortunately, as you read the superfluity of examples about how myg0t has been trying to shatter other people's lives and dreams, this letter will slowly begin to make sense. When writing this letter, I had originally intended to segregate the pure errors of fact in its comments from the assertions of questionable judgment where there could be room for dispute. I eventually decided against that approach because myg0t knows how to lie. It's too bad it doesn't yet understand the ramifications of lying.

 

Ironically, I have a plan to renew those institutions of civil society—like families, schools, churches, and civic groups—that advance a clear, credible, and effective vision for dealing with our present dilemma and its most cranky manifestations. I call this plan "Operation stand up and fight for our heritage, traditions, and values". (Granted, I need a shorter, catchier name but that one will do for now.) My plan's underlying motif is that myg0t has a strategy. Its strategy is to displace meaningful discussion of an issue's merit or demerit with hunch and emotion. Wherever you encounter that strategy, you are dealing with myg0t.

 

Even if one isn't completely conversant with current events, the evidence overwhelmingly indicates that we are at war. Don't think we're not just because you're not stepping over dead bodies in the streets. We're at war with myg0t's tyrannical blanket statements. We're at war with its imperious epigrams. And we're at war with its smarmy sentiments. As in any war, we ought to be aware of the fact that myg0t can't fool me. I've met soporific contentious-types before, so I know that some of the facts I'm about to present may seem shocking. This they certainly are. However, myg0t wants us to emulate the White Queen from Lewis Carroll's Through the Looking Glass, who strives to believe "as many as six impossible things before breakfast". Then again, even the White Queen would have trouble believing that myg0t could do a gentler and fairer job of running the world than anyone else. I prefer to believe things that my experience tells me are true, such as that myg0t should stop calling me a crafty loony. Although I've been called worse things by better organizations, myg0t sometimes uses the word "gastrohysterorrhaphy" when describing its campaigns. Beware! This is a buzzword designed for emotional response.

 

myg0t says it's going to generate alienation and withdrawal in the coming days. Good old myg0t. It just loves to open its mouth and let all kinds of things come out without listening to how flighty they sound. myg0t may have the right to lower our standard of living. It may have the right to impose ideology, control thought, and punish virtually any behavior it disapproves of. But myg0t crosses the line when it uses its bully pulpit to coordinate a revolution.

 

Almost without exception, in the Old Testament, the Book of Kings relates how the priests of Baal were slain for deceiving the people. I'm not suggesting that there be any contemporary parallel involving myg0t, but myg0t's buddies warrant that black is white and night is day. This is precisely the non-equation that myg0t is trying to patch together. What it's missing, as usual, is that it believes that it understands the difference between civilization and savagery. That's just wrong. It further believes that we should be grateful for the precious freedom to be robbed and kicked in the face by such a noble creature as it. Wrong again!

 

myg0t is the ultimate source of alienation and repression around here. By the way, saying that last sentence out loud is a nice way to get to the point quickly at a cocktail party. It has been revealed that myg0t plans to uproot our very heritage and pave the way for its own pudibund value system. First reaction yields that it is a figment of its runaway imagination that merit is adequately measured by its methods and qualifications. A little more thought leads to the more accurate conclusion that you might say, "myg0t's views are sheer idiocy." Fine, I agree. But myg0t cannot tolerate the world as it is. It needs to live in a world of fantasies. To be more specific, I act based on what I think is right, not who I think is right. That's why I try always to bring myg0t to justice. It's also why I say that its apparatchiks have been running around recently trying to replace our timeless traditions with its saturnine, prodigal ones. Meanwhile, myg0t has been preparing to tour the country promoting cold-blooded egotism in lectures and radio talk show interviews. The whole episode smacks of a carefully orchestrated operation. If you ask me, no one has a higher opinion of myg0t than I, and I think myg0t's a malignant traitor.

 

Whatever myg0t claims to the contrary, I have a dream, a mission, a set path that I would like to travel down. Specifically, my goal is to redefine in practical terms the immutable ideals that have guided us from the beginning. Of course, it claims that our elected officials should be available for purchase by special-interest groups. Perhaps it has some sound arguments on its side but if so it's keeping them hidden. I'd say it's far more likely that perhaps one day we will live in a world where good people are not troubled by fear of indelicate scofflaws. Until that day arrives, however, we must spread the word that myg0t says that it needs a little more time to clean up its act. As far as I'm concerned, myg0t's time has run out.

 

Perhaps I'm reading too much into myg0t's editorials, but they don't seem to serve any purpose other than to rip off everyone and his brother. myg0t's deputies were recently seen leading to the destruction of the human race. That's not a one-time accident or oversight. That's myg0t's policy.

 

Statements like, "myg0t is guilty of a shocking display of dishonesty and sophistry" accurately express the feelings of most of us here. I may not believe that myg0t's pleas enhance performance standards, productivity, and competitiveness but I indisputably do insist that it has been trying to raise funds for scientific studies that "prove" that children should belong to the state. This is what's called "advocacy research" or "junk science" because it's funded by self-centered poltroons who have already decided that the world is crying out to labor beneath myg0t's firm but benevolent heel. myg0t keeps missing my point. More specifically, it keeps getting hung up on my words without seeing the underlying meaning. For example, when I say that myg0t desperately wants to be fashionable, myg0t seems incapable of realizing that what I'm really getting at is that the baneful nature of its ideals is not just a rumor. It is a fact to which I can testify.

 

Often, the lure of an articulate new pundit, a well-financed attention-getting program, an effective audience generator, hot new "inside" information, or a professionally produced exposé is irresistible to crapulous, meddlesome nobodies who want to push the State towards greater influence, self-preservation, and totalitarianism and away from civic engagement, constituent choice, and independent thought. I was, however, going to forget about the whole thing when it suddenly occurred to me that I can easily see myg0t performing the following truculent acts. First, it will work both sides of the political fence. Then, it will deploy enormous resources in a war of attrition against helpless citizens. I do not profess to know how likely is the eventuality I have outlined, but it is a distinct possibility to be kept in mind. myg0t's method (or school, or ideology—it is hard to know exactly what to call it) goes by the name of "myg0t-ism". It is a complacent and avowedly infernal philosophy that aims to strip people of their rights to free expression and individuality. In closing this letter, let me point out that I would be remiss if I didn't remind you that myg0t's "compromises" represent the most repugnant form of moral turpitude conceivable.

 

Also, any site that has THIS:gaysex2: or THIS:buttseks: on it MUST be gay. I mean, absolutely flamingly homosexual.

You, sir, deserve 5 free internets. I don't care if you C+P'd this whole thing, the mere fact that you oppose this failsite at all makes you my new hero. Congratulations.

 

 

 

Also, any site that has THIS:gaysex2: or THIS:buttseks: on it MUST be gay. I mean, absolutely flamingly homosexual.

 

Necrophilia, you make me laff :wow:

i think its knobjockey, not necro

 

Fuck you faggot get the fuck out you asshole bitch before i chop your neck off with a pair of bolt cutters and bury you before the amber alert gets out.

Fuck you faggot get the fuck out you asshole bitch before i chop your neck off with a pair of bolt cutters and bury you before the amber alert gets out.

 

Cool story, bro.

no mp3 is 4chan worshipper and thinks that myg0t and wav are bunch of failures

 

RIFK! i laugh when I see him

no mp3 is 4chan worshipper and thinks that myg0t and wav are bunch of failures

 

RIFK! i laugh when I see him

 

 

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