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"I’m going to find out where you mother lives. I’m going to find her and I’m going to shove garbage up her ass and set fire to it. And then im gonna put that fire out wiht my penis”

 

In response to the critics about his documentary.

 

 

i love mike tyson

 

 

http://www.holytaco.com/mike-tyson-responds-critics-tyson

If a woman has three legs how many vagina's do you reckon she has?

  koelkast said:

If a woman has three legs how many vagina's do you reckon she has?

 

1 1/2

lol

he'd probably push her down the stairs

http://thefairpole.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/mike-tyson-punch-out.jpg

 

Mike Tyson's Punch Out was pretty sweet to.