Posted June 10, 200915 yr OK so I'm taking like one of the best shits I've had in a few weeks while at work today. This is one of those shits that makes you fucking sweat and come close to rupturing your anus cavity, combined with thunderous fart echos bellowing off the white porcelain throne with bass so deep you think a nigger is in the parking lot in his car cranking his subwoofers. You know the kind of shit that fucking splashes water back up on your ass cheeks cause of the force of the shit sausages entering the water at hyperspeed, so not only do you have to wipe your hole you have to pat dry your ass too otherwise you get shit water on your underwear and have stink ass the rest of the day. Anyways, I digress... what makes this event so beautiful is the inherent expectation of privacy i have while unleashing on unsuspecting innocent bystanders in the adjacent stalls. BUT NO!!!!!!! I attempt to exit the stall wash my hands and get away with secretly attacking at least 3 people...in comes some douche nozzle sees me exiting the stall and is like whats up dude, but instead of dude he says my name. The fucker has no clue about the hell I just unleashed in there and he goes and fucking outs me to the people I attacked. FML - Practice proper bathroom etiquette people. Unless you entered the bathroom at the same time as the person you are talking to STFU and by all means don't say fucking anything to someone leaving the stall.
June 10, 200915 yr Seriously you've lost the plot. By the way put toilet paper into the toilet first and you won't get water splashing back up...
June 10, 200915 yr i dont like taking shits in restrooms in stalls when peeps are in the RS its emmbarrsing. I am also pee shy kinda
June 10, 200915 yr you should always do ...what do they call it...a preemptive flush as soon as the shit hits the water...what's that term called?
June 10, 200915 yr you should always do ...what do they call it...a preemptive flush as soon as the shit hits the water...what's that term called? courtesy flush
June 12, 200915 yr Seriously you've lost the plot. By the way put toilet paper into the toilet first and you won't get water splashing back up... omg genius
June 12, 200915 yr I have not taken a shit in my nigger infested school for the 4 years I've been there. The only time I was going to use it was 9th grade. I chose to take a shit in my pants, go to the bathroom, wipe my anus, leave my boxers in the bathroom, and leave. Do I win a medal?
June 12, 200915 yr By the way put toilet paper into the toilet first and you won't get water splashing back up... errrrrrr..... then you'll just get paper in your ass?
June 12, 200915 yr errrrrrr..... then you'll just get paper in your ass? You can't be that dumb. I won't allow it.
June 12, 200915 yr I don't mind having a poo in public restrooms but I hate using urinals with no dividers. Furthermore, discussions, let alone talking, should NEVER be attempted in any restroom of any kind.
June 13, 200915 yr errrrrrr..... then you'll just get paper in your ass? LOLOLO FAG I hate urinals aswell, i can't piss when i stand next to other guys. I put toilet paper on the toilet seat when i go to a public toilet, fucking revolting place. I once did a shit and the water splashed on my ass and testicles, the next day i had a huge rash on them.
June 13, 200915 yr hate urinals aswell' date=' i can't piss when i stand next to other guys. [/quote'] OMG THIS WHOLE FORUM THINK ITS GAY TO WEE NEXT TO SOMEONEELS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL CLOSET HOMOSEXUAL ALERT!!!!!
June 14, 200915 yr OMG THIS WHOLE FORUM THINK ITS GAY TO WEE NEXT TO SOMEONEELS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL CLOSET HOMOSEXUAL ALERT!!!!! raged.. No, my sister is friends with a homosexual and he can't urinate while standing next to other guys aswell so i guess your "closet homosexual" is actually you.
June 17, 200915 yr Jedi Pimp;622953']OK so I'm taking like one of the best shits I've had in a few weeks while at work today. This is one of those shits that makes you fucking sweat and come close to rupturing your anus cavity, combined with thunderous fart echos bellowing off the white porcelain throne with bass so deep you think a nigger is in the parking lot in his car cranking his subwoofers. You know the kind of shit that fucking splashes water back up on your ass cheeks cause of the force of the shit sausages entering the water at hyperspeed, so not only do you have to wipe your hole you have to pat dry your ass too otherwise you get shit water on your underwear and have stink ass the rest of the day. Anyways, I digress... what makes this event so beautiful is the inherent expectation of privacy i have while unleashing on unsuspecting innocent bystanders in the adjacent stalls. BUT NO!!!!!!! I attempt to exit the stall wash my hands and get away with secretly attacking at least 3 people...in comes some douche nozzle sees me exiting the stall and is like whats up dude, but instead of dude he says my name. The fucker has no clue about the hell I just unleashed in there and he goes and fucking outs me to the people I attacked. FML - Practice proper bathroom etiquette people. Unless you entered the bathroom at the same time as the person you are talking to STFU and by all means don't say fucking anything to someone leaving the stall. Your so edgy.
June 17, 200915 yr raged.. No, my sister is friends with a homosexual and he can't urinate while standing next to other guys aswell so i guess your "closet homosexual" is actually you. not being able to piss next to other people is the most dumbest thing i've heard in my life lol wtf do you do when you're in the pubs? lol also lol @ compareing yourself to a fag Edited June 18, 200915 yr by cHIMPZ0R
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