I have to retake a urine drug test for Best Buy, since the first one came out bad or some shit. Since most of you are avid pot smokers, you guys would know.

Last time I smoked weed was last Saturday, and only got 4 pulls, and before that i didnt smoke weed for almost 2-3 months.

Now, what is the easiest way to get rid of the THC from my blood?

Since you didn't tell me when this test was I'm asuming it's tomorrow, that being said, you're save.... you need 3 days to get THC out of your urine, 1 month before it's out your blood.

 

If you need it out of your blood faster, you'd better start doing some fitness, boy or face the consequences.

Since you didn't tell me when this test was I'm asuming it's tomorrow, that being said, you're save.... you need 3 days to get THC out of your urine, 1 month before it's out your blood.

 

If you need it out of your blood faster, you'd better start doing some fitness, boy or face the consequences.

 

The test is whenever I want it to be, but it has to be within 1-2 weeks.

Online, it was saying it takes up to a month?

The test is whenever I want it to be, but it has to be within 1-2 weeks.

Online, it was saying it takes up to a month?

 

1 month before it's out of your BLOOD, urine filters a lot quicker, especially if you'll drink a shitload of water I think, makes the kidneys do their work.

Grab a needle from an G.R.I.D.S. patient and stick yourself. When they go to test you warn them they'll get infected by handling your urine.

thc is stored in your fatty tissue. Drink a 1 to 4 mixture of water and vinegar

The test is whenever I want it to be, but it has to be within 1-2 weeks.

Online, it was saying it takes up to a month?

 

THC is stored in fat, meaning it has a very long half life. I think that on average, it is stored for ~3 months before it is completely eliminated from your system via metabolism and urine excretion. So, if you need to take a drug test within 1-2 weeks, you're almost guaranteed to fail.

you're a fucking nigger. u told me you needed to take a blood test, not a urine test.

 

you'll be fine just take it as late as possible. drink a lot of cranberry juice. it'll be a month to get it out of you're system if you smoke everyday. its about 10 days if you smoke occasionally.

 

also on the day of the test, drink a lot, and pee a few times before u leave for the test, and then drink some mountain dew to put some color in your pee.

 

ps im telling ur bo$$

Since you didn't tell me when this test was I'm asuming it's tomorrow, that being said, you're save.... you need 3 days to get THC out of your urine, 1 month before it's out your blood.

 

If you need it out of your blood faster, you'd better start doing some fitness, boy or face the consequences.

 

wrong. i used to have drug test all the time in the army. THC is still detectable upto 2 months after use in your urine dependin on how fast your body gets rid of it. they normally test for stuff that is left in ur urine after use not for THC itself. Drink about 2 ltrs of water just before the test so your urine is mostly water then when it gets tested it's to dilute and sample is void.

Yeah, I was thinking of just trying to dilute my urine, so that I would get to retake it, and it would gimme some more time.

Yeah, I was thinking of just trying to dilute my urine, so that I would get to retake it, and it would gimme some more time.

 

Diluting your urine won't work either. They usually measure levels of creatinine in addition to the drugs. Urine should always have a normal range for creatinine, and if you diluted it to prevent detection of steroids or drugs, they'd be able to tell immediately.

I took cocaine a week before my drug test and nothing came up...I think it just depends on the body, really.

I took cocaine a week before my drug test and nothing came up...I think it just depends on the body, really.

 

cocaine exits the body faster then other drugs, newb, hence it's expensive price.

cocaine exits the body faster then other drugs, newb, hence it's expensive price.

 

I don't think the price has anything to do with how long it stays in the body.

 

and coke leaves the body in 1-3 days I believe.

Youre gay and stupid. Its fucking weed. Dont smoke it if youre going to get caught retard. Grow up please sir.

I know weed takes at least 1 month to get out of your system, that includes your urine.

the only way youre going to get it out of your system that fast is if you drink about 5 gallons of water each day and work out ALL DAY. i mean sweating and pissing all day, that is your only hope and even then you still might fail.

Youre gay and stupid. Its fucking weed. Dont smoke it if youre going to get caught retard. Grow up please sir.

 

Actually, sir, I took a drug test before I went to prom weekend because I knew I was going to smoke weed. I went today to Best Buy so they could fill out working papers, and they tell me I have to retake it because there was a problem with the last urine test.

If you stopped 2 months before the first test and after that only had a couple hits since then.

 

24 hours - saliva

24-48 hours - blood

1-6 days - piss

 

if your a tiny weak little faggot which I assume you are it will take even less time to get out of your system.

If you stopped 2 months before the first test and after that only had a couple hits since then.

 

24 hours - saliva

24-48 hours - blood

1-6 days - piss

 

if your a tiny weak little faggot which I assume you are it will take even less time to get out of your system.

 

Well I'm 170 lbs and 6'1, if that helps the detection window.

smoke more weed

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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a drug test isn't a straight up positive/negative there is a certain threshold a drug has to be in your system to account for margins of error which anyone who has taken a test should know

if all youve smoked was a few puffs in a month you have no reason to worry

SupYouFool;623244']a drug test isn't a straight up positive/negative there is a certain threshold a drug has to be in your system to account for margins of error which anyone who has taken a test should know

if all youve smoked was a few puffs in a month you have no reason to worry

 

Thanks x2. Like I stated, 4 puffs on June 6th, and my test might be June 25, so thats like 19 days to clear up 4 pulls.

 

Thanks for all the responses!

 

& I'm still going to drink Cranberry Juice and what constantly, up until 12 hours of the drug test.

A few options...

 

Drink a shit load of 100% Cranberry Juice. It is a diuretic and help the body get rid of water which as we all know makes up the most weight in a human body, particularly fat which someone else already mentioned.

 

Also, exercise to sweat out even more water. if you are too lazy or fat to exercise then park your ass in a sauna for an hour or two to sweat out the excess water in your system. Just be sure you don't bake your brain, exit sauna from time to time so you don't kill yourself.

 

Last but not least start taking multivitamins particularly those high in B vitamins, this will yellow up your urine, just in case they perform a color check and think maybe you diluted your urine. This way you had them a nice stinky cup of yellow piss they can go fuck themselves with.

I bought a drug test kit from CVS, and was negative for marijuana and cocaine, so I should be good.