June 16, 200915 yr the only way to get rid of the thc is to get a fork and heat it over your stove for about a minute and then scrape the thc out of your asshole where it is all stored (obviously) make sure you heat the fork for a while to sterilize it, good luck
June 16, 200915 yr I have to retake a urine drug test for Best Buy, since the first one came out bad or some shit. Since most of you are avid pot smokers, you guys would know. Last time I smoked weed was last Saturday, and only got 4 pulls, and before that i didnt smoke weed for almost 2-3 months. Now, what is the easiest way to get rid of the THC from my blood? You pathetic period clot, 4 burns and your stressing about a drug test GTFO faggot you clearly possess a severe form of autism
June 16, 200915 yr Author You pathetic period clot, 4 burns and your stressing about a drug test GTFO faggot you clearly possess a severe form of autism Yes I was stressing, mainly because I need a job, asap. And, if I would not have got the job, my parents would ask why, and why I failed the drug test, which would result in a catastrophic environment in my house for quite some time. Unlike you, I actually try to strive in life, to get the best possible for me. I'm going to college this September, so I need to pay some of the tuition for that, and I have to pay some for a car, which I need to go to the job, and to commute to school this September.
June 16, 200915 yr lmfao theres no way this is a real thread. Drug test for best buy? They dont want you to get high and munch out infront of the TVs or something? This is so gay
June 17, 200915 yr Author lmfao theres no way this is a real thread. Drug test for best buy? They dont want you to get high and munch out infront of the TVs or something? This is so gay Pre-employment urinalysis.
June 17, 200915 yr Author I think those best buy nerds drink piss to sustain themselves. I believe you are referring to Geek Squad.
June 17, 200915 yr lmfao theres no way this is a real thread. Drug test for best buy? They dont want you to get high and munch out infront of the TVs or something? This is so gay its just a requirement that most corporations make you take, i wouldnt imagine most bosses caring.
June 17, 200915 yr You could always just tell them that you were diagnosed with cancer last year, and that it is currently in remission because you go to once a month doctor prescribed and administered marijuana sessions. then play up the pitty portion of the lie and say how your young body was too weak for chemo thats why you go this route and how it allows you to function normally with no pain. just a thought.
June 17, 200915 yr Jedi Pimp;623302']You could always just tell them that you were diagnosed with cancer last year, and that it is currently in remission because you go to once a month doctor prescribed and administered marijuana sessions. then play up the pitty portion of the lie and say how your young body was too weak for chemo thats why you go this route and how it allows you to function normally with no pain. just a thought. lol Edited June 17, 200915 yr by Dr. House
June 17, 200915 yr its fucking best buy, go in fucking stoned and if they dont give you the fucking job just say fuck off and go make a real living
June 17, 200915 yr Author its fucking best buy, go in fucking stoned and if they dont give you the fucking job just say fuck off and go make a real living I already have the job. $9.50 in Portable ELectronics. I just need to take the urine drug test and hand in my working papers from school.
June 17, 200915 yr Yes I was stressing, mainly because I need a job, asap. And, if I would not have got the job, my parents would ask why, and why I failed the drug test, which would result in a catastrophic environment in my house for quite some time. Unlike you, I actually try to strive in life, to get the best possible for me. I'm going to college this September, so I need to pay some of the tuition for that, and I have to pay some for a car, which I need to go to the job, and to commute to school this September. Actually I have currently completed my second year at university in accounting and finance, therefore I strive fag. It seems mummy and daddy have you on a lead and you are their little bitch. Your going to uni almost an adult and yet you are treated like a child lmao. I believe you should be stressing about more important issues, like your minute penis size. Be a fucking man and sell drugs if you want money.
June 17, 200915 yr Why not just buy a nice amount of weed and sell it for money? Tax free and make way more?:sly:
June 17, 200915 yr Hey man I could hook U up with weed. Wait this wasn't the question..???? DIE FAGGOT
June 17, 200915 yr first off, from a govt site I pulled up a while back (too lazy to find link), it says THC will stay in your body anywhere from 1-30 days. it varies considerably because of metabolism, how much you smoke, etc. If you don't smoke that often, exercise, and have a fast metabolism you just MIGHT be good in under a day. That said, DON'T give them your first piss of the day. Drink lots of water. Oh, and try running like a mother fucker today. Work out. Check your PM, I have a bit more info for you.
June 17, 200915 yr AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.[/quote Yes nim not all people in life are failures like yourself :boink:
June 17, 200915 yr Author Scuzum, your post was utter non-sense. No, my "mummy and daddy" don't have me on a "lead"(leash). I just don't want no problems and bullshit about me doing drugs etc. I'm being treated like aa child? No, not really. It's just that my parents are old-fashioned and strict. I should act like an adult? I do, which is why I'm worrying about getting a job with this economy. Selling drugs for money? No thanks. Although I know it's quick and easy money, I've done it, and I don't want to risk my future, because I need money. I rather work at Best Buy and make less legally, than sell drugs. Like the saying goes, "Act your age, not your shoe size." You're definitely more immature than I am. Thanks for the concern though.
June 18, 200915 yr Drink about 2 ltrs of water just before the test so your urine is mostly water then when it gets tested it's to dilute and sample is void. diluted samples are considered a failure by many doctors offices...it is easy to detect anyway, time for a CORRECT answer, woo it really depends on the amount you smoke, and the frequency of smoking i would say you aren't GUARANTEED to fail, but it doesn't look very good. water will not help.
June 18, 200915 yr Actually I have currently completed my second year at university in accounting and finance, therefore I strive fag. It seems mummy and daddy have you on a lead and you are their little bitch. Your going to uni almost an adult and yet you are treated like a child lmao. I believe you should be stressing about more important issues, like your minute penis size. Be a fucking man and sell drugs if you want money. accounting?? UGH! I hate that stuff...gay LIFO AND FIFO...
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