June 18, 200915 yr wav;623384']The only way is to smoke more. Try to smoke a few lbs to be sure. Yea buy your weed off ebay too http://www.txdps.state.tx.us/director_staff/public_information/pr053007p12.jpg
June 18, 200915 yr AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.[/quote" Yes nim not all people in life are failures like yourself :boink: Anyone else see the irony here? HINT: "]"
June 19, 200915 yr dt everyone is over reacting to this bs, believe me i know. You're gonna be fine since you were so clean for so long then did a few hits, that shits gonna be gone so fast. Just wait until the longest time only drink water you'll be good. Also i heard the first amount of piss is the most toxic so pee a little at first then put the other amount in, or thats pure bs but may be worth a try!
June 19, 200915 yr Author dt everyone is over reacting to this bs, believe me i know. You're gonna be fine since you were so clean for so long then did a few hits, that shits gonna be gone so fast. Just wait until the longest time only drink water you'll be good. Also i heard the first amount of piss is the most toxic so pee a little at first then put the other amount in, or thats pure bs but may be worth a try! Thanks for a regular reply. I took a take home urine drug test which I bought from CVS, on Tuesday, and I passed, but I don't know if I should trust that piece of shit. I'm waiting till June 24th, or a bit later to take the test.
June 19, 200915 yr Why didn't you just use someone else's piss? Cus you have to stand in a small room taking a piss, dipshit.
June 19, 200915 yr Ok, so this is what you do. Since you have to piss in a small room to do the drug test, bring a bottle containing someone else's urine in with you and pour it into the cup. This is assuming that noone is watching. If they're strict and require that someone watch you to make sure you don't cheat, this is what you do: 1) Obtain sample of friend's urine. Make sure he doesn't have any sort of infection. Keep the urine in a sterile container. http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2007/07/10/gallery/urine_zoom.jpg 2) Obtain a bottle of betadine and sterile latex gloves and wipe the area around your penis clean with it. This is crucial because if you do not do this, you run the huge risk of getting bladder and renal infections. http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/13151/200.jpg 3) Obtain a sterile foley catheter. These are usually always packaged in sterile wrapping so make sure you have a friend over to help open the package and drop the catheter into your gloved hands. http://www.chinamedi.com/picture/8409812272007121710.jpg 4) Next, insert the foley catheter into the opening of the urethra located at the glans of the penis. You'll feel a rather sharp pain while you thread the catheter inwards to reach the bladder. http://www.actasurologicas.info/v30/n02/ENG/3002IE04_archivos/image002.jpg 5) Once it has reached the bladder, inflate it, and urine from the bladder will start to drain. Once this is done, open the container containing your friends urine and using a syringe, inject urine through the foley catheter into your bladder, such that your bladder will be filled with your friend's urine instead of your own. http://img.en.china.cn/0/0,0,395,16892,360,360,44c6ce2c.jpg 6) Remove the foley catheter and really try hard to keep the urethral sphincter shut, otherwise, you'll end up with nothing except soiled pants and wasted effort. Also, you now have a short time before your kidneys produce urine at sufficiently high amounts for the drug test to detect THC. So, do the drug test and do not try and look suspicious. Taking a piss at that point will be like peeing fire. Now, congrats, you now have a bladder filled with your friend's urine to help you pass the drug test. DISCLAIMER: This could cause severe infections and bleeding if done wrong.
June 19, 200915 yr Ok, so this is what you do. Since you have to piss in a small room to do the drug test, bring a bottle containing someone else's urine in with you and pour it into the cup. This is assuming that noone is watching. If they're strict and require that someone watch you to make sure you don't cheat, this is what you do: 1) Obtain sample of friend's urine. Make sure he doesn't have any sort of infection. Keep the urine in a sterile container. http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2007/07/10/gallery/urine_zoom.jpg 2) Obtain a bottle of betadine and sterile latex gloves and wipe the area around your penis clean with it. This is crucial because if you do not do this, you run the huge risk of getting bladder and renal infections. http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/13151/200.jpg 3) Obtain a sterile foley catheter. These are usually always packaged in sterile wrapping so make sure you have a friend over to help open the package and drop the catheter into your gloved hands. http://www.chinamedi.com/picture/8409812272007121710.jpg 4) Next, insert the foley catheter into the opening of the urethra located at the glans of the penis. You'll feel a rather sharp pain while you thread the catheter inwards to reach the bladder. http://www.actasurologicas.info/v30/n02/ENG/3002IE04_archivos/image002.jpg 5) Once it has reached the bladder, inflate it, and urine from the bladder will start to drain. Once this is done, open the container containing your friends urine and using a syringe, inject urine through the foley catheter into your bladder, such that your bladder will be filled with your friend's urine instead of your own. http://img.en.china.cn/0/0,0,395,16892,360,360,44c6ce2c.jpg 6) Remove the foley catheter and really try hard to keep the urethral sphincter shut, otherwise, you'll end up with nothing except soiled pants and wasted effort. Also, you now have a short time before your kidneys produce urine at sufficiently high amounts for the drug test to detect THC. So, do the drug test and do not try and look suspicious. Taking a piss at that point will be like peeing fire. Now, congrats, you now have a bladder filled with your friend's urine to help you pass the drug test. DISCLAIMER: This could cause severe infections and bleeding if done wrong. You posted a picture of a scorched dick.
June 19, 200915 yr Ok, so this is what you do. Since you have to piss in a small room to do the drug test, bring a bottle containing someone else's urine in with you and pour it into the cup. This is assuming that noone is watching. If they're strict and require that someone watch you to make sure you don't cheat, this is what you do: 1) Obtain sample of friend's urine. Make sure he doesn't have any sort of infection. Keep the urine in a sterile container. http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2007/07/10/gallery/urine_zoom.jpg 2) Obtain a bottle of betadine and sterile latex gloves and wipe the area around your penis clean with it. This is crucial because if you do not do this, you run the huge risk of getting bladder and renal infections. http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/13151/200.jpg 3) Obtain a sterile foley catheter. These are usually always packaged in sterile wrapping so make sure you have a friend over to help open the package and drop the catheter into your gloved hands. http://www.chinamedi.com/picture/8409812272007121710.jpg 4) Next, insert the foley catheter into the opening of the urethra located at the glans of the penis. You'll feel a rather sharp pain while you thread the catheter inwards to reach the bladder. http://www.actasurologicas.info/v30/n02/ENG/3002IE04_archivos/image002.jpg 5) Once it has reached the bladder, inflate it, and urine from the bladder will start to drain. Once this is done, open the container containing your friends urine and using a syringe, inject urine through the foley catheter into your bladder, such that your bladder will be filled with your friend's urine instead of your own. http://img.en.china.cn/0/0,0,395,16892,360,360,44c6ce2c.jpg 6) Remove the foley catheter and really try hard to keep the urethral sphincter shut, otherwise, you'll end up with nothing except soiled pants and wasted effort. Also, you now have a short time before your kidneys produce urine at sufficiently high amounts for the drug test to detect THC. So, do the drug test and do not try and look suspicious. Taking a piss at that point will be like peeing fire. Now, congrats, you now have a bladder filled with your friend's urine to help you pass the drug test. DISCLAIMER: This could cause severe infections and bleeding if done wrong. That's fucking dedication, right there...
June 20, 200915 yr Cus you have to stand in a small room taking a piss, dipshit. Bring it in a sealed container in a jacket.
June 20, 200915 yr Author Bring it in a sealed container in a jacket. I think they would be suspicious if I'm wearing a jacket in 80+ degree weather.
June 20, 200915 yr dt, you're golden believe me on this i've failed some drug test in my day not now but my parents think i care if i fail for them haha. But yes the panel test are better but you're fine because one time i took a home one and passed then a panel and barely did so even another day gone by you're good believe me. Dont let your imagination take over, you're fine promises of Zealot
June 20, 200915 yr Author dt, you're golden believe me on this i've failed some drug test in my day not now but my parents think i care if i fail for them haha. But yes the panel test are better but you're fine because one time i took a home one and passed then a panel and barely did so even another day gone by you're good believe me. Dont let your imagination take over, you're fine promises of Zealot Yeah, I'm just pushing it as long as I can, and I think I'll be taking it next week, around Wednesday/Thursday, just to be on the safe side. But I'm pretty sure I will pass now. <3
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