Posted June 24, 200915 yr For the past seven years I've been stroking the shaft or doing battle with the purple helmeted warrior of love, if you will, and I have always wondered: does anyone else do this? Am I the only one that sits delicately on the toilet or lies softly in their bed dreaming of things that could be? It seems that everyday I here talk of "inserting the penis into the vaginal canal" and yet all I can even think of and consummate is my hand, what I sometimes even call my best friend, gently caressing my one-eyed soldier. It is because of this that I am racked with this simple, yet undeniably disturbing thought that I am alone in this world of meat and beat, that I am forever to live with the fear of being caught and tortured because I am different. I am afraid. So please, I beg you, is there anyone here who has ever even considered playing with Billy the willy? Or am I to forever choke the lonely chicken in fear of being discovered and singled out by my peers? You can also share your happy times while masturbating, if you want.
June 24, 200915 yr Here is my answer. BTW - I'm looking for others interested in some double dutch rudder action. post your info here so i can contact you. http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5GUFL1Ofw6o/RzpnM1zkGEI/AAAAAAAABYs/YB8q_Byq9Bw/s400/bear+poo.JPG Edited June 24, 200915 yr by [myg0t]Jedi Pimp
June 24, 200915 yr Jedi Pimp;623694']Here is my answer. BTW - I'm looking for others interested in some double dutch rudder action. post your info here so i can contact you. http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5GUFL1Ofw6o/RzpnM1zkGEI/AAAAAAAABYs/YB8q_Byq9Bw/s400/bear+poo.JPG dude at a lan i went to a couple years ago with my brother, our tf2 team name was double dutch rudder. the guy announced it and kinda paused saying it. we were crying from laughing so hard
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