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OK I NEED *FREE* CLIFF NOTES ON "THE FIXER" BY Bernard Malamud

 

plz helpo me i couldnt find them help meeee!!!!

this kid is a dumbass but it really would be awesome if they're were alot of warez ebooks .

Taken from the anarchist cookbook...

 

Do ya hate school? by The Jolly Roger

 

- One of my favorites for getting out of a class or two is to call in a bomb threat. Tell 'em that it is in a locker. Then they have to check them all, whilst you can slip away for an hour or two. You can even place a fake bomb (in any locker but YOURS!). They might cancel school for a week while they investigate (of course, you will probably have to make it up in the summer...).

 

- Get some pure potassium or pure sodium, put it in a capsule, and flush it down the toilet (smells awful! Stinks up the whole school!).

 

- Use a smoke grenade in the hallway.

 

- Steal the computer passwords & keys. Or steal the 80 column cards inside if they are (gag) IBM.

 

- Make friends with student assistants and have them change your grades when the teachers hand in their bubble sheets for the report cards.

 

- Spit your gum out on the carpet in the library or whatever and grind it into the carpet. Watch the janitors cry!

 

- Draw on lockers or spraypaint on the building that the principal is a fascist.

 

- Stick a potato in the tailpipe of the principal's car.

 

- USE YOUR IMAGINATION! -Jolly Roger-

Taken from the anarchist cookbook...

 

Do ya hate school? by The Jolly Roger

 

- One of my favorites for getting out of a class or two is to call in a bomb threat. Tell 'em that it is in a locker. Then they have to check them all, whilst you can slip away for an hour or two. You can even place a fake bomb (in any locker but YOURS!). They might cancel school for a week while they investigate (of course, you will probably have to make it up in the summer...).

 

- Get some pure potassium or pure sodium, put it in a capsule, and flush it down the toilet (smells awful! Stinks up the whole school!).

 

- Use a smoke grenade in the hallway.

 

- Steal the computer passwords & keys. Or steal the 80 column cards inside if they are (gag) IBM.

 

- Make friends with student assistants and have them change your grades when the teachers hand in their bubble sheets for the report cards.

 

- Spit your gum out on the carpet in the library or whatever and grind it into the carpet. Watch the janitors cry!

 

- Draw on lockers or spraypaint on the building that the principal is a fascist.

 

- Stick a potato in the tailpipe of the principal's car.

 

- USE YOUR IMAGINATION! -Jolly Roger-

HOLY SHIT YOU DOWNLOADED THE COOKBOOK YUO R LEET

OK I NEED *FREE* CLIFF NOTES ON "THE FIXER" BY Bernard Malamud

 

plz helpo me i couldnt find them help meeee!!!!

 

 

Try this, pick up the fucking book and READ it.

OK I NEED *FREE* CLIFF NOTES ON "THE FIXER" BY Bernard Malamud

 

plz helpo me i couldnt find them help meeee!!!!

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