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Funny, had this http://www.gillianmckeith.info/i/stoolanalysis/type4.jpg after Coke Zero + Rum - Doubt that's healthy, but now I can tell the wife, "See, I'm fine, my shit's sausage smooth...".
I eat vegetables with every meal and fruit with my breakfast...I take one huge shit in the morning which only takes 5 to 10 secs and I'm fine...yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm good.
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I eat vegetables with every meal and fruit with my breakfast...I take one huge shit in the morning which only takes 5 to 10 secs and I'm fine...yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm good.

 

that sounds fucking sexy!!!

 

do you wipe your ass towards your balls or towards your back? when you have a heavy duty shit does your dick get hard cause the shit sausage press against your prostate on the way out?

I love how there answer for everything is "drink more water, and eat brown rice."
Jedi Pimp;625149']that sounds fucking sexy!!!

 

do you wipe your ass towards your balls or towards your back? when you have a heavy duty shit does your dick get hard cause the shit sausage press against your prostate on the way out?

 

I usually wipe both ways with wet toilet paper...then I jump in the tub and clean out my ass cheeks...then I stick a finger in my asshole and scoop out any residual shit.

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I usually wipe both ways with wet toilet paper...then I jump in the tub and clean out my ass cheeks...then I stick a finger in my asshole and scoop out any residual shit.

 

 

I believe that I have just found ishbu123 IRL

 

I usually wipe both ways with wet toilet paper...then I jump in the tub and clean out my ass cheeks...then I stick a finger in my asshole and scoop out any residual shit.

 

you arent joking either are you

On Saturday morning I had a shit that was burning after a night of tequila; I actually thought my ass was on fire. And it stunk of tequila which nearly made me sick.

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